Love and the Poor Crusaders' Wives / Love and the Phonies
In "The Poor Crusaders' Wives", a man is stuck in his chastity belt on his wedding night. Then in "The Phonies", an elderly couple pick on their friends, despite their own ruses.
Love and the Unlikely Couple / Love and the Letter
In "The Unlikely Couple", a young man brings his rich girlfriend home to his parents. Then in "Love and the Letter", an ESL student uses a homework assignment to confess his love for his teacher.
A newlywed couple try to find a bed to fit their small apartment. Meanwhile, they're badgered by a mischievous neighbor, a confused mother-in-law, and an odd telephone repairman.
Andy orders a group of gypsies out of town after they bother the residents. They soon set up camp outside of Mayberry and place a "curse" on the area in the form of a drought. Everything's later revealed to be nothing more than a hoax, as the gypsies are using a radio to enact their scheme.
Aunt Bee is thrilled to be able to help out her niece by babysitting her infant baby. Unfortunately the baby cries only when Aunt Bee picks her up and not when anyone else does it. This makes Aunt Bee terribly upset until a minor crisis occurs and she finally understands what she was doing wrong.
Uncle Joe has had enough of chopping wood for Kate so he hits upon an idea to make her buy a new stove.
2:00pm ET
Flying Nun
THE LANDLORD COMETH
The 99-year lease of the Convent is up. The landlord decides to move in for a while, much to the sisters' dismay.
2:30pm ET
Flying Nun
SISTER SOCKO IN SAN TANCO
Sister Bertrille adds a touch of magic to an aging performer's act.
3:00pm ET
Bridget Loves Bernie
The In-Laws Who Came to Dinner
Walt and amy fear that their ability to influence an important art collector will be compromised by the smoke damage that currently has their apartment under repair.
3:30pm ET
Bridget Loves Bernie
The Homecoming
Bridget and bernie spend the weekend at the fitzgerald country estate and after bernie meets some of bridget's friends, he becomes aware of the style to which she was previously accustomed.
Henry reluctantly agrees to spend the money that he and kip are saving for a t-bill on his uncle mort's commercial production company, unaware that mort owes $17,000 to loanshark victor.
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
The Vendetta
Mel Lang and Ralph Costa have just been released from prison after serving five year sentences. They were reported to police by construction magnate Carl Rigby and arrested by Sergeant Harrelson.
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Bomb Squad (aka Potato Head Blues)
Jarod joins a bomb squad as he searches for a madman whose explosive device blinded a photographer.
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Prison Story
Jarod goes undercover as a prison guard to save an innocent man from the gas chamber.
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Witness
Ward is accused of accepting a bribe from a frontman during a crackdown on the numbers racket.
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Boy Witness
A 13-year-old boy is the only witness in the murder of an attractive young woman.
11:00pm ET
Covert Affairs
Glass Spider
After it's discovered that jai was investigating simon fischer, bringing him in becomes arthur's top priority.
12:00am ET
Covert Affairs
Suffragette City
As the life of one the agency's best hangs in the balance, the team works to discover the truth after it's revealed that one of their own might not be who they thought.
1:00am ET
Covert Affairs
Let’S Dance
The cia attempts to obtain proof that an enemy is hiding in russia, in the hopes of bringing them to justice.
2:00am ET
Covert Affairs
Rock 'n' Roll Suicide
When annie's mission in russia goes awry, landing her in prison, auggie, joan, and arthur work with an old friend to bring her home safely.
3:00am ET
V.I.P.
Vallery of the Dolls
Vallery is hired to protect a magazine's beautiful centerfold models from being kidnapped.
4:00am ET
V.I.P.
Val Under Siege With a Vengeance
With her colleagues held hostage by kidnappers, it's up to val to track down their real target and save v.I.P.
5:00am ET
Sheena
Children of the Lamistas
While seeking revenge against a mercenary she remembers from ten years ago, sheena uncovers an experiment to create a race of animal/human hybrids.
6:00am ET
Family
Comings and Goings
Willie and salina search for an apartment together. Jeff's mother sylvia is confined to the lawrence home following a back injury and a quarrel with jeff's father.