7:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Conjugal Visit / Love and the Lovely Evening
In "The Conjugal Visit", prison inmates look for romance. Then in "The Lovely Evening", a boring class reunion turns into an event. 
7:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Bathtub / Love and the Latin Lover
In "The Bathtub", a bride's toe gets stuck in the bathtub. Then in "The Latin Lover", a Latin man takes a love challenge. 
8:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Traveling Salesman / Love and the Topless Policy
In "The Traveling Salesman", a salesman sells overpriced goods to a family of hillbillies, until he falls in love one of them. Then in "The Topless Policy", two bar owners try to get their waitresses to quit by implementing a topless policy. 
8:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Water Bed / Love and the Lady Barber
In "The Water Bed", a television salesman has a hard time demonstrating the water bed. Then in "The Lady Barber", a balding man falls for his stylist. 
9:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the College Professor
A girl flirts for a good grade from a professor. 
9:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the House Bachelor
The best friend of a married man keeps stopping by for dinner. 
10:00am ET
The Andy Griffith Show
The Darling Baby
The Darlings come to Mayberry looking for a boy who could become engaged to Charlene's new baby. Opie becomes their prime target. 
10:30am ET
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen are having a hard time finding quality time together. Barney volunteers to take over for a day, so that they can go to the lake for some "couple time". Barney, unfortunately, is not able to handle most of the tasks he has signed up for, and ends up interrupting them much to their frustration. 
11:00am ET
Mayberry R.F.D.
Aunt Bee's Cruise (Part 1)
Aunt Bee falls for a ship's captain when she takes a Caribbean cruise. First of a two-part episode. 
11:30am ET
Mayberry R.F.D.
Aunt Bee's Cruise (Part 2)
Aunt Bee has second thoughts about marrying her captain fiancee. Second of a two-part episode. 
12:00pm ET
Petticoat Junction
Uncle Joe Retires
Lazy Uncle Joe, who fancies himself a human dynamo, announces his retirement. 
12:30pm ET
Petticoat Junction
The Organ Fund
The Hooterville folks are faced with a larcenous fund-raiser when they try to find enough money to buy the church a new organ. 
1:00pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
The Quiz Show
Danny goes on a quiz show with frank, who hopes to win a new washing machine for his mother. 
1:30pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Howdy, Neighbors
The williams and halpers have neighbors in the connecticut countryside who are snobs. 
2:00pm ET
Our Miss Brooks
Red River Valley
To get jobs with the "Deacon Jones Hillbilly Troupe," Connie and her Madison High friends put on a hillbilly act for Mr. Jones when he arrives in town. Only trouble is, he turns out to be the wrong Jones--the one from the board of education. 
2:30pm ET
Our Miss Brooks
Old Age Plan
The power of suggestion turns Boynton and Conklin into shambling wrecks with one foot in the grave. Miss Brooks is trying to sell an old age savings plan to the guys and, after reading the signs of old age to them, they come down with all the symptoms. Connie tries to snap them out of it by being the sickest of the sick. 
3:00pm ET
That Girl
The Rivals
Ann's father begins to see Donald as a rival for Ann's affections. 
3:30pm ET
That Girl
Sixty-Five on the Aisle
After Ann invites her parents to see her Broadway debut, she learns that her lines have been cut considerably. 
4:00pm ET
Bob
Greetings
Bob returns to his old greeting card company, but everything has changed. 
4:30pm ET
Bob
For Pete's Sake
Sylvia fixes her obnoxious son up with bob's daughter. 
5:00pm ET
Bosom Buddies
Hildy's Dirt Nap
An immigrant gets a crush on hildy; much to the dismay of henry. In an attempt to get out of the impending marriage proposal kip and henry fake hildy's death and hold a funeral. 
5:30pm ET
Bosom Buddies
Not With My Sister, You Pig
Kip becomes overly protective of his little sister vicky when she comes to visit. He asks henry to take her out so she doesn't have too good a time. When henry comes back from their date at 5:00 a.M., Kip fears the worst and they get into an argument. Henry refuses to tell him what happened. Their arguing escalates until they both fall off the fire escape and end up in the hospital with broken limbs. While there, kip's imagination goes wild as to what happened on henry and vicky's date. He's con 
6:00pm ET
ALF
I'm Your Puppet
Alf's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him. 
6:30pm ET
ALF
Tequila
Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees alf in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating. 
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
Deadly Tide (pt.2)
The S.W.A.T. team is asked to help apprehend jewel thieves who are committing robberies, taking a female hostage each time, and making their escape underwater using SCUBA gear. 
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Wild Child
Jarod rescues a "wild child" from a research scientist who uses the young girl for an experiment. 
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Til Death Do Us Part
Miss Parker attempts to identify Thomas’ murderer on the anniversary of his death. 
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Love Hustle
A prostitute staggers into the squad room and just before she dies, she indicates that an unknown man is planning to kill her mother. 
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Body in the Trunk
After the mysterious death of a young woman, the detectives are confronted with the woman's frightened boyfriend, her irate parents and an abortion doctor. 
11:00pm ET
Hunter
The Pit
A veteran police dispatcher is blackmailed into undermining Hunter's and McCall's investigation of a multimillion-dollar gold robbery when her son is kidnapped by the perpetrators. 
12:00am ET
Hunter
Informant
When Hunter refuses to reveal an informant to a Grand Jury, he is sent to jail, as a convicted murder lands back on the streets, stalking the only witness against him--Hunter's informant. 
1:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Whatever Happened to Guts
Hardcastle fills in for a judge on a tv court show, fascinating a woman who has a fatal fixation about older men on tv. 
2:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
You and the Horse You Rode in On
After an argument with the judge, mccormick takes a posh sales job that cost his predecessor his life. 
3:00am ET
Route 66
Cries of Persons Close to One
Tod and Linc meet Tank, a boxer who likes rum, and Tank's girlfriend Gaybee. 
4:00am ET
Route 66
Who in His Right Mind Needs a Nice Girl
Tod and Linc encounter a Daytona Florida librarian and a murderer. 
5:00am ET
Sheena
Cult of One
A father's search for his missing daughter exposes a religious cult leader's plan to topple the government. 
6:00am ET
Family
Exits and Entrances
Kate's friend, a professional actress, pushes buddy to replace an ing‚nue in her play. Annie accepts a part-time job selling disco lessons to fund a new bike she wants to buy.