A married man escorts his secretary home and accidently gets mayonnaise on his clothing. But when someone steals his suit, he has to explain everything to his wife.
While the Taylors were in Hollywood, Aunt Bee won $4800 worth of prizes on a game show. She is the envy of Mayberry, until her friends think that she's gloating about her winnings. The IRS comes to call, telling Andy that he'll have to pay over $1100 in taxes for the winnings. Aunt Bee sells most all of the prizes to pay the taxes.
When Andy receives a $1000.00 dollars for the rights to a story about him "Sheriff without a gun" that will be filmed in Hollywood, he wants to put it in the bank. Opie, Aunt Bee and Helen all insist he do something fun with it. When they come up with the idea of a trip to Hollywood, the entire town gets involved in sending them off.
After a window washer saves Ann from a bully and gets his nose broken, Ann helps him home and his wife is sure that something is going on between them.
Alf imagines in black and white that he and the tanners are silent-movie stars.
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
The Running Man, Part I
David Neal, a government agent who spent four years on a undercover assignment posing as a crime boss's lieutenant, is marked for death after his testimony sends the kingpin to prison for life.
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Jaroldo!
Jarod investigates a gang shooting that cost an innocent TV cameraman the use of his arm.
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Under the Reds
Jarod goes undercover as a paramedic to expose a health insurance fraud; Sydney tries to revive his brother, who has been in a coma since being in a car accident with Sydney at the wheel.
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
Wire Finish
A jockey (robert salvio) is told during mysterious phone calls that two murders were committed in his name.
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
Cruise to Oblivion
Haines gets a tip that a passenger aboard an incoming ocean liner is carrying narcotics into new york.
Hunter and McCall's investigation of a teenager's death leads them to a contemporary Fagin who commands a group of barrio boys to commit crimes for him.
1:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Mirage a Trois
Mark is mistaken for the boyfriend of a sheik's daughter, which could put him, her---and the u.S. Oil supply---in grave danger.
2:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Conventional Warfare
A judges' convention is being held at the same hotel as a gathering of crime families, some of whom have grudges to settle among themselves.
Buz uses his experience as a former drug addict in an attempt to rehabilitate heroin addict Arnie.
5:00am ET
Sheena
Unsafe Passage
Sheena risks her own freedom to save kali from being sold into slavery.
6:00am ET
Family
Jury Duty (Part 1)
Kate confronts fear and prejudice when she's selected for jury duty in the trial of a young latino man accused of the rape and murder of a girl the same age as buddy. Buddy tries to win t.J. Latimer and a skateboarding competition.