MeTV Schedule For Columbus, OH, OH

5:00am
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Hostage (s4, ep2)
Mathews tracks a killer to his hideout and takes a million-to-one chance to rescue his hostages.
5:30am
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The Hammer (s1, ep7)
An elderly apartment manager is found to have been beaten to death with a hammer.
6:00am
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Harbor Division (s6, ep1)
Malloy needs to sell two tickets to the ballet after his date cancels, but he quickly regrets putting a notice on the station's bulletin board. While patrolling the harbor and surrounding area, he and Reed investigate a marine fuel dealer accused of forgery, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on the roof of his car, question a suspicious young couple, deal with an astrologer who is driving recklessly and encounter a drunken cook shooting a rifle from the crow's nest of a docked ship.
6:30am
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Rampart Division (s6, ep2)
Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for an elusive purse snatcher whose latest victim was visiting her husband's grave. In the meantime, they deal with an annoying former cop turned security guard, encounter a desperate old man attempting to break into a car, help a cantankerous elderly woman who is being evicted, mediate a near-violent dispute over five dollars, track down a runaway baby carriage and search for an armed suspect who just robbed a cocktail lounge.
7:00am
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The Beaver State
"Bill and Toony explore Oregon from coast to desert, popping into Portland and scaling Mt. Hood."
8:00am
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Beaver's Report Card (s4, ep27)
Beaver gets out of school early to go to the dentist, which prompts Gilbert to drop off his report card. However, Eddie and Lumpy get a hold of it and Eddie decides to alter Beaver's arithmetic grade from a D- to a B+.
8:30am
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Mistaken Identity (s4, ep28)
A police officer catches Richard throwing rocks at the windows of an old abandoned house. When asked for his name, he tells the officer it is Theodore Cleaver. Meanwhile, Ward has joined a committee to organize a youth center.
10:00am
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The Witness (s4, ep)
With Matlock out of town, Michelle takes a murder case in which she suspects an old lawyer friend may be the culprit.
11:00am
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A Small War: Part 1 (s6, ep1)
Big city crack dealers invade Sparta. Eugene witnesses the drive by shooting of a friend and his offer to help the police identify the shooters leaves Harriet frightened and angry at Bill.
1:00pm
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Drago (s17, ep11)
Drago wants to find the person who killed a woman who helped him.
2:00pm
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The Toy Soldier (s5, ep5)
Adam helps an alcoholic artist married to a lovely Piute woman find a way to help the Piute Indians oppressed by a powerful local rancher.
3:00pm
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The Bullet (s5, ep21)
Lucas is baffled when the marshal of a neighboring town refuses to hold a gambler who just attempted murder.
3:30pm
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Requiem At Mission Springs (s5, ep22)
When Mark is paralyzed, Lucas attempts to cure him at the mission.
4:00pm
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The Jim Bridger Story (s4, ep32)
"An Army general announces he is taking over the wagon train and requiring all members to act as soldiers in helping him rescue a trapped cavalry garrison of 120 men who are otherwise likely to be slaughtered by hostile Utes. Flint, temporarily in charge of the wagon train, has little choice but to agree to the general's demand, as much as he hates it and his passengers want him to fight back. Particularly upsetting to Flint is learning that the man who recommended this takeover was Jim Bridger, a legendary frontiersman and scout who mostly raised Flint and whom he ..."
5:00pm
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Heavyweight (s3, ep5)
At a fire, the paramedics rescue a pregnant woman and Johnny injures his shoulder. After going into labor, the guilt-ridden mother is determined to abandon her deformed baby. Dr. Morton treats Johnny and gives him a bad time about his physical condition, sending Johnny on a fitness kick. Dr. Early treats an electrocuted child whose mother is on drugs. The son of a stabbing victim is more determined to shoot the assailant than get his father to the hospital. Roy and Johnny rescue a hang glider pilot trapped in a tree.
6:00pm
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As Time Goes By (s11, ep15)
Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and B.J. goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.
6:30pm
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Pilot Episode
"At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S. They achieve this by raffling off a weekend pass with a nurse, Lieutenant Dish for R&R in Tokyo."
7:00pm
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To Market, To Market (s1, ep2)
After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get the medicine.
8:30pm
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Ernest T. Bass Joins The Army (s4, ep3)
Ernest T. wants to join the Army to impress a girl with the uniform. When he is refused induction, he goes on a window-breaking rampage.
9:00pm
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Shorty, Go Home (s8, ep12)
After Shorty and Jethro stay out all night, not to Granny's approval, Shorty is forced to chop wood in the early morning and do other chores the rest of the day so he will want to go home.
9:30pm
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No Trespassing (s3, ep15)
Oliver's crabby attitude leads everyone think he's about to snap from overwork. To help him relax, Lisa takes him on a picnic by the lake. That's where he runs into gun-totin' Ira Hatch, who hassles him about trespassing on his property. When he tells the locals about the old man, they declare Haney the winner of the "Oliver Douglas crack-up pool" because Ira had died 20 years earlier.
10:00pm
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The Missing Klink (s4, ep15)
Hogan plans to kidnap Burkhalter to trade him for an underground agent but ends up with Klink.
10:30pm
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Who Stole My Copy Of Mein Kampf? (s4, ep16)
Hogan plans to eliminate a beautiful allied defector who is giving Klink an award.
11:00pm
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Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Tim Conway
In Nora Desmond, Carol plays an washed-up, silent film actress doing a bug spray commercial. Then, in F. Lee Bunny, Carol asks a Rabbit to be her attorney. Finally, in The Oldest Man, the slaves on a ship get a new recruit -- the Oldest Man.
11:30pm
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The Case Of The Drowning Duck (s1, ep4)
Donald Briggs is an unscrupulous private investigator hired by Clyde Waters to uncover information about Marv Adams, his daughter's fiance. Briggs learns that Marv Adams' father was Ben Devereaux, who was convicted of murder 18 years ago.
12:35am
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The Howling Man (s2, ep5)
A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner.
1:05am
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The Older Sister (s1, ep17)
A reporter discovers the truth about the infamous Lizzie Borden murder case.
1:35am
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Shopping For Death (s1, ep18)
Two retired sales clerks test their theory that people become killers at 92 degrees.
2:05am
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Scapegoat (s5, ep1)
Mannix has been hired to deliver from London to L.A. jewelry worth $8 million dollars. But before he can complete his task, he is kidnapped and replaced with a double.
3:05am
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Call Unicorn (s1, ep3)
Cannon goes undercover as a truck driver to investigate a series of hijackings.
4:05am
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Final Judgment (part 2) (s6, ep19)
Barnaby comes to suspect that the wrong man was convicted in an 11-year-old kidnapping case.