The Abbott and Costello Show
Saturdays at 6 AM & 6:30 AMeastern (on most MeTV stations)
Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.
Lou tries to give Bud a rubdown following instructions from a radio show, but he's tuned into a program explaining how to paint a car at home.
When Bud and Mr. Fields help Lou put together a prefab house in order to impress his fiancée and her parents, a jealous former boyfriend sabotages their work.
A mad scientist's experiment convinces Lou that he is indestructible.
When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.