Can you finish these goofy lines from Ben Matlock?
Between winning cases and eating hot dogs, Matlock offered up some pretty funny lines. Can you complete them?
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Thanks to a bad investment in 8-track tapes, Ben Matlock had to develop a penny-pinching mentality. It's why he eats so many hot dogs!
Even with his high-price fee, his habitual hot dog eating didn't stop. Between his bites and winning cases, the attorney often said something silly, funny or head-scratching.
Below are several of Andy Griffith's goofy lines from Matlock. Can you fill in the blanks with the right answer to complete them? Good luck!
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"He's a guy alright, I'm not sure about the _____ part all the time."
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"I used to see him around town blowing his horn and waving like he was some kind of _____."
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What's the matter with you? Did someone cut the wire between your brain and your ____?"
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"You're not from around here are you? I didn't think I heard _____ in your voice."
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"Well, put my leg in a _____."
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"You ever notice, when guys our age talk about the _____, nobody asks which one?"
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"I'll plead temporary insanity. The _____ like me."
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"I'd sooner eat a live _____ than be your lawyer!"
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"I always make sense. I'm a _____, reasonable man."
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"Isn't it a shame. You _____ the wrong person."