6:00am The Facts of LifeThe Greek Connection - Tootie decides to pledge a sorority and clashes with Natalie when she begins to investigate rush week for a newspaper article.
6:30am Diff'rent StrokesThe Team - A happy household is torn by the repercussions of meeting racial quotas — Drummond faces a lawsuit when he hires a black man from outside his company for a prized executive position and Willis seeks justice when told his color is the only thing preventing him from making the school's predominantly black basketball team.
7:00am The Beverly HillbilliesThe Hired Gun - The Clampetts are opening up J.C. Enterprises at a decent hour, five o’ clock in the morning. Drysdale is getting tired of his largest depositor’s waking him up early and of their practices. To get the Clampetts out, he hires a hired gun to scare the clan. Drysdale and Homer, the hired gun, strike up a plan where Drysdale “defends” the Clampetts, and Homer threatens them.
7:30am My Three SonsBub Gets A Job - Bub sees an ad in a magazine for bored homemakers and he begins to think that he fits the description.
8:00am Leave It to BeaverThe Haircut - After losing his lunch money three days in a row, Ward gives Beaver one last chance by letting him handle his haircut money. However, when he loses that too, Beaver decides to give himself a haircut just days before he's scheduled to be an angel in a play.
8:30am Leave It to BeaverNew Neighbors - The Cleavers have new neighbors, the Donaldsons, and June sends Beaver over to welcome them with a vase of flowers. However, when Mrs. Donaldson thanks Beaver by kissing him on the cheek, Beaver becomes convinced that Mr. Donaldson will kill him because he let a married woman kiss him, and it's all thanks to Eddie Haskell, who planted that idea in Beaver's mind.
9:00am Perry MasonThe Case Of The Posthumous Painter - Artist Jack Culross fakes his own suicide and sees the sales of his paintings go through the roof. His only oversight was forgetting to inform his wife of the scheme.
10:00am MatlockThe Victim - Matlock tries to prove that someone other than his client had a motive in a murder case. His best bet? The victim's paraplegic husband.
11:00am Diagnosis MurderMurder By Remote - A devious home security programmer plots to murder the children of everyone involved in the accidental death of his son.
12:00pm In the Heat of the NightAnniversary - After being released by his captors, the chief discovers that his abduction is part of a plot to assassinate a visiting civil rights leader.
1:00pm GunsmokeHow To Kill A Friend - "Ben Corden and Harry Duggan try to bribe Matt so they can run a crooked game. When the Marshall refuses they hire an old friend of Matt's (Toque Morlan) to kill him."
1:30pm GunsmokeGrass - "Joe Carter and Earl Brant try scaring Harry Pope pretending to be Indians. Pope defends himself killing Carter so their boss Ned Curry wants revenge."
2:00pm BonanzaThe Grand Swing - Ben takes Jake on an extended tour of the Ponderosa to teach him a lesson after his recklessness destroys a wagon, killing a horse.
3:00pm The RiflemanDead Cold Cash - The widow of a bandit killed by Lucas plots a grotesque revenge.
4:00pm Wagon TrainThe Vivian Carter Story - Getting set to leave the wagon train, Vivian Carter finds out that a friend from the train is heading off to a new life and marriage.
5:00pm Charlie's AngelsHula Angels - When Steve Moss, owner of the Tropicana nightclub, is kidnapped and held for $1 million ransom, the Angels are called in to find him.
6:00pm Mama's FamilyMama Takes Stock - Mama finds an old certificate for 10 shares of stock which is now worth a pretty penny and may be able to save Vint from getting laid off.
6:30pm The JeffersonsGod Bless Americans - George proves his patriotism by sponsoring a Cuban refugee.
7:00pm M*A*S*HThe Gun - A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.
7:30pm M*A*S*HMail Call, Again - Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.
8:00pm The Andy Griffith ShowBriscoe Declares For Aunt Bee - Briscoe Darling becomes obsessed with Aunt Bee after hearing her recite a poem, going as far as to kidnap her and bring her back to his shack in the hills.
8:30pm The Andy Griffith ShowGomer The House Guest - Andy takes Gomer in after Wally fires him for not doing his job right. Gomer proceeds to drive Andy, Aunt Bee and Opie crazy with all of the noise he makes.
9:00pm Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.Lies, Lies, Lies - Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
9:30pm WKRP in CincinnatiAsk Jennifer - Jennifer steps in as the voice of an advice talk show titled "Ask Arlene"
10:00pm Hogan's HeroesThe Purchasing Plan - Hogan and crew are ordered to deliver airdropped ammo to the underground.
10:30pm Hogan's HeroesThe Witness - Hogan faces a startling development: His captors are sending him to America to demand surrender—with a super weapon supposedly supplied by the Russians.
11:00pm Carol Burnett and FriendsPickups, The / Beauty And The Shrimp / Mrs. Wiggins - In The Pickups, Harvey and Tim try to woo two wanna-be actresses. Then, in Beauty and the Stump, Tim complains about everything. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Carol covers for her boss by lying to his wife, only she turns his night out with the boys into a night out with the girls.
11:30pm Perry MasonThe Case Of The Corresponding Corpse - Mason receives a telephone call from George Beaumont, a man who supposedly died in a plane crash nearly three years earlier. In reality, Beaumont missed the plane and after hearing about the accident decided to disappear.
12:30am The Twilight ZoneThe Monsters Are Due On Maple Street - Paranoia strikes the residents of Maple Street when they believe human-looking aliens have invaded the neighborhood.
1:00am Alfred Hitchcock PresentsThe Long Shot - A gambling addict cannot resist the lure of $200,000.
2:00am MannixThe World Between - Peggy is a patient in the same hospital as the African premier, who was admitted under disguise for unknown reasons.
3:00am CannonTreasure Of San Ignacio - Stolen precious artifacts from a church in Mexico, has Cannon in search of three suspects.
4:00am 77 Sunset StripStranger Than Fiction - The firm tries to solve the murder of a former chorus girl who faked her own kidnapping and collected $200,000 from her elderly husband.