Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "Andy the Marriage Counselor"

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Here it is, a spiritual successor to our Daily Andy Griffith Quiz

We know you love these episodes, and now we want to see how good a listener you are! 

Journey back to Mayberry with a Quote Quiz every day. We'll give you a piece of dialogue, and you tell us which character said it. Or, maybe we'll have you fill in the blank with a missing word or two. 

Good luck, have fun, and share your score in the comments section below for ultimate bragging rights!

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  1. Who says... "That must be some book. First time I ever saw a fellow get all wore out just readin'."?
  2. Who asks... "How'd you like a big, fat lip?"
  3. Who states... "You was holdin' the knife in the wrong hand."?
  4. Andy says to Opie... "Now, I'm not goin' to give you and Billy any more _______ for playin' nice, you hear?"
  5. In that same conversation, Andy says... "That's a mighty cheap price for learnin' that what looks like wrasslin' to one is _______ to another."
  6. Barney asks Andy... "What would you do if you was tryin' to arrest a dangerous criminal and he was comin' at you with a knife, but you was unarmed? What would you do?" How does Andy respond?
  7. Barney: "Now, Jennie, put that _______ down! Put it down right now!"
  8. Jesse White stars in this episode as Fred Boone. He also appeared in a famous ad campaign as the...
  9. Barney studies the art of...
  10. Norman Leavitt, who plays Gil in this episode later stars as Wally, the owner of which Mayberry establishment...

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "Andy the Marriage Counselor"

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38 Comments

edcrumpacker 30 days ago
9/10. Outstandin'!
Missed number 2. "Shazam"
MrsPhilHarris 30 days ago
7/10 Didn’t Barney study karate or was that Luther in The Ghost & Mr. Chicken?
ColbysTonsorialParlor 30 days ago
9/10. Why do you always give me the hard ones?
Schpash 30 days ago
8/10. I would play nice with a pole cat.
NipIt 30 days ago
10/10 What was the first thing you said at the breakfast table this morning? First thing I always say “yuick”! 😂
Peter_Falk_Fan 1 month ago
9/10 I had a friend in high school who was a wrestler. Whenever he got in a fight, he went for the takedown (the legs).
Buzzyleonard 1 month ago
9/10
A whole nickel, just for playing nice
"Boy, for that much money I'd play nice with a polecat."
texasparrow55 1 month ago
7/10. Jennie and Fred Boone … a match made in heaven :-0
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