Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "Barney and the Governor"

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  1. Who says... "The last thing you remember was takin' a drink of water out of the cooler?"
  2. Who says... "Hoo-wee! That's at least a half a acre of car!"?
  3. Who says... "They want to humiliate me! Embarrass me!"?
  4. Who says... "I decided to take a long weekend because of the holiday."?
  5. Who says... "Next thing I know, it's Happy New Year!"?
  6. Who says... "I think it's our anniversary."?
  7. Who asks... "Put that in your smipe and poke it."
  8. Who says... "I had a drink of water out of that cooler this morning and..."?
  9. Who says... "The Governor's...not mad... at all."?
  10. Who says... "If you and him wasn't such good friends, ain't no telling what might have happened."?

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "Barney and the Governor"

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85 Comments

STTOS 21 days ago
You got 10 out of 10 - Outstandin'! I said it before and I'll say it again. I know my TAGS!!
mda 27 days ago
8/10. The governor is coming here to shake my hand? Bless his heart.
seltaeb 28 days ago
Chester should have made a citizens arrest on Barney for being a firebug after Barney snatched a lit cigar from that old guy's mouth and tossed it behind him.
Zip 28 days ago
6/10
A drunk Barney is always funny. I love the "'Put that in your smipe and poke it" line.
KawiVulc 28 days ago
A rare for me Andy Griffith 10/10!
Zip KawiVulc 28 days ago
Congrats!
JL1965 29 days ago
9/10 , fat thumb . One of my favorite episodes
texasparrow55 1 month ago
7/10 seems like this has become the default score for me. I get super excited if I score anything above that /-;
7/10 is not bad
Blcakandwhitetvfan 1 month ago
9/10, question #8 got me as I thought it was Barney telling Andy what happened. This episode, Punch in the Nose, Man in a Hurry, and Convicts at Large, Otis Sues the County are my all time favorites. Otis really made such a contribution to the humor of that show.
I agree Otis was priceless
I agree, that's a great top 5.
frenchman71 1 month ago
10/10. Outstandin'. I commend Barney for doing his job.
Jacki frenchman71 1 month ago
Great score!☺️
DaphneDelilah 1 month ago
10/10. One of my top favorite episodes. Don Knotts plays a drunk as good as Hal Smith (Otis) does
He also got drunk on Miss Mendelbrite's hard cider.
The time he was in the cell with Otis and got an immediate liver reaction.
And also on Jubel's bootleg whiskey in "Keeper of the Flame"
And when The Darlings wanted to marry off their baby to Opie
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