Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "The Farmer Takes a Wife"

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  1. Who says... "Thelma Lou, you're... You're juicier than a barrelful of corn squeezins."?
  2. Who asks... "Oh, why hash over ancient history?"
  3. Who says... "He wants to order somethin' but there's too much on the menu."?
  4. Who says... "Whenever a girl walks by, he just picks her up and then sets her down and says, 'Scuse me, ma'am. Just checkin' your weight.'"?
  5. Who asks... "How 'bout that, little buddy? Ain't that a good one?"
  6. Who says... "You can't pick out a wife in just two days!"?
  7. Who asks... "Well, I'm good-lookin', ain't I?"
  8. Who says... "Oh. Well, they ought to be a few answerin' that description around here."?
  9. Jeff Pruitt: "I figure I'll stick around town a couple days and look over the __________ and pick one and take her back to the farm."
  10. Andy: "He's like a fella in a ___________."

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "The Farmer Takes a Wife"

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69 Comments

tinkparker 1 month ago
He sure does love calling people little buddy
Robersot 1 month ago
I wonder if it was Alan's idea to call Gilligan "little buddy ". Did he ever use it in other roles?
mda 1 month ago
9/10. How bout that little buddy.
CraigHouston 1 month ago
9/10…funny, not a favorite episode 🤔
Nope. One of my least favorite
Not one of my favorites either.
You're all banished to an uncharted island for those remarks! And without Ginger and Mary Ann!
Jacki CraigHouston 1 month ago
I agree. Especially how he was "picking up" the women to check their weight?! Uggh! And then having a room full of women so he could choose one, as if he was in a store?! Yuck!
Payneiam Jacki 1 month ago
The available stock? Like livestock.
Jacki Payneiam 1 month ago
I forgot that line in that episode. Not one of my favorite episodes.
Sweendog 1 month ago
10/10 - weighing the girls?? What?!
Wouldn’t fly today…..:
Calhoun1959 Sweendog 1 month ago
Better believe it would not fly today
Calhoun1959 Sweendog 1 month ago
That’s why I like the Andy Griffith show it’s from a more innocent time
Jacki Sweendog 1 month ago
That's for sure!
JHP 1 month ago
5/10...orwell...Kinda of a goofy ep
It sucks. There, I said it.
edcrumpacker 1 month ago
10/10.
Outstandin'!
Love the "Skipper" in this episode, "Little Buddy"
Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale...🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
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