Who said it: Ralph Kramden or Ed Norton?

Which friend of The Honeymooners duo said these lines?


When you have two good friends who speak their minds, even when their words don't make sense, it can be hard to remember who said what. Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason) and Ed Norton (Art Carney) were a duo that brought tears of laughter to viewers through the only season of The Honeymooners.

There are 39 episodes of pure comedy to indulge in that you won't regret watching whenever you have free time. Do you remember which of the two said these lines?

Good luck!

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  1. In the episode "Funny Money," when the duo heard a knock on the door, who yelled, "There's nobody in here."?
  2. In the episode "Brother Ralph," who said, "I take back my offer to you for the job in the sewer. Besides, you wouldn't even fit through the manhole."?
  3. In the episode "TV or not TV," when arguing about whose apartment their shared TV will be in, who said, "Let's flip a coin. Heads, I win; tails, you lose."?
  4. In the episode "The Deciding Vote," when one of the duo said accidents happen, who responded, "Yeah, and you're the biggest accident that ever happened."?
  5. In the episode "Oh My Achin' Back," after hurting their back, who said, "I'm half hot, and I'm half cold. My head's red hot, and my feet's ice cold."?
  6. In the episode "A Matter of Record," after one of the duo said they can't fit into two seats, who replied, "That's a matter of opinion. I'll manage to squeeze in somehow."?
  7. In the episode "A Dog's Life," who said, "It just goes to prove what I always say: every dog has its day."?
  8. In the episode "On Stage," who said, "Well, I just couldn't stand the thought of being cooped up in a stuffy office, that's all."?
  9. In the episode "A Man's Pride," when one of the duo was lying to an old friend, who sarcastically said, " Oh yeah, he's in the driver seat alright."?
  10. In the episode "Mind Your Own Business," who said, "I promise you, I will not yell and scream. Be very careful how you play this game because I'll be out to get you."?

Who said it: Ralph Kramden or Ed Norton?

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Spock123 18 months ago
8/10. That’s a pass. Ya gotta love “ The Great One”, an away we go. To the moon Alice, to the moon . Tim in California
cperrynaples 18 months ago
Bonus Question: In the "Chef Of The Future" episode, who said the final line "And now back to Charlie Chan!"?
cperrynaples BrittReid 18 months ago
Yep, Ralph was so nervous he just "humanahed" through the entire commercial!

maddalena 18 months ago
I wish the show was on earlier
DarthNova 18 months ago
8/10. Been too long since I had watched this show.
KJExpress 18 months ago
8/10. I missed #'s 5 and 6. It's been a while since I've seen these shows. 📺
Andybandit 18 months ago
I got 6/10. I got #1, 2, 9 and 10. I love the Honeymooners. "Your a riot Alice".
Wendy57 18 months ago
Missed #1 and #6.
I really love The Honeymooners.
I love the simple sets too.
The Art Carney/Jackie Gleason duo is definitely one of TV’s best.
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