The Three Stooges

Two Full Hours

Saturdays at 5 PM

central (on most MeTV stations)

Next Airings

  • 3/7 5:00PMThree Little Pirates, Hugs and Mugs, Outer Space Jitters, Hold That Lion, Punchy Cowpunchers, Who Done It
    "The Stooges are castaways from a garbage scow who land on Dead Man's Island where everyone is living in olden times. To escape from the governor, they disguise Curly as a Maharaja and win permission to journey to their own country to fetch presents. The governor is fooled, but the boys run into more trouble in the den of Black Louie the pirate where Curly is forced into a knife-throwing contest with Larry as the target. Things look bad until a mis-thrown knife cuts the rope that holds the chandelier and it crashes down on Black Louie's men. With the pirates defeated, Moe decides to take over as ruler of the island. , The Stooges run a furniture store and come into possession of a stolen pearl necklace. Three crooked dames convince the boys that the necklace is theirs, and when the real thieves arrive, the Stooges fight to defend the girl's property. The Stooges defeat the bad guys and the girls decide to go honest and return the necklace to its rightful owner. , The Stooges accompany professor Jones on an expedition to Venus, where they discover that the Venusians are planning to conquer the earth with an army of zombies. When the boys learn that they're going to be turned into zombies, they escape. The scene changes to the Stooges apartment where we learn they are just telling a bedtime story to their kids (also played by the Stooges) while they wait for the baby sitter to arrive. When the baby sitter shows up, she looks like one of the zombies and the boys exit in a hurry. , The Stooges are gypped out of their inheritance by Icabob Slipp, a crooked lawyer. The boys follow Slipp onto a passenger train and corner him, but not before they accidentally let a lion loose on the train. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are three soldiers assigned to go undercover and spy on an outlaw gang that's terrorizing a nearby town. The bad guys have the Arizona Kid locked up, so the boys set about rescuing him with the help of beautiful Nell, his girl. They free the kid, and he rides to summon help. The Stooges, with the help of Nell, manage to subdue the bad guys before the kid arrives with the cavalry. , The Stooges are private detectives looking for a missing millionaire. They wander around the millionaire's spooky mansion confronting various crooks and a dangerous dame. The Stooges vanquish the crooks (Shemp uses his "trusty shovel") and find the missing man. "
  • 3/14 5:00PMIdle Roomers, Crime on Their Hands, Fuelin' Around, Hula-La-La, Pest Man Wins, Monkey Businessmen
    "The Stooges are working as bellboys in a large hotel when a side show promoter shows up with 'Lupe', a wild wolfman who promptly escapes. The Stooges try to capture the wolfman by playing music to calm him, but music makes the wolfman go berserk and soon the Stooges are the ones trying to run away. The boys end up caught in an elevator with the wolfman who shoots them into the sky. , The Stooges are janitors working in a newspaper office. When an anonymous caller phones in a tip about the theft a famous diamond, the boys decide to become reporters and go after the crooks. They find the crooks, but Shemp accidentally swallows the diamond, which was hidden in a bowl of candy. The crooks want to cut the diamond out, but the boys foil them with the help of a friendly gorilla. , The Stooges are carpet layers working in the home of a scientist, Professor Sneed, who has invented a super rocket fuel. Larry is mistaken for the professor by foreign agents who kidnap the trio and take them to the country of Anemia where they are ordered to produce the rocket fuel or be executed. The boys come up with a concoction they try to pass of as the real stuff, but are exposed when the real professor and his daughter are also kidnapped. The Stooges help them escape, using their secret formula to fuel a jeep. , The boys run into trouble with the local witch doctor who wants to add their heads to his collection., The Stooges are pest exterminators who drum up business by planting vermin in a ritzy mansion where a party is going on. The boys are hired, but must dress as guests to work unobserved. They disrupt the party and a wild pie fight ensues. [Basically a remake of "Ants in the Pantry". ] , The Stooges are bumbling electricians who decide to go away for a rest after they are fired for their incompetence. The rest home they choose is run by Dr. Mallard, a quack who gyps the patients for everything they've got. When the boys discover the crooked goings on they escape, but not before Curly accidentally cures another patient who rewards him with a thousand dollars. "
  • 3/21 5:00PMThree Pests in a Mess, All Gummed Up, Vagabond Loafers, Squareheads of the Round Table, Listen, Judge, They Stooge to Conga
    "The Stooges are three inventors trying to a get a patent on their preposterous fly catching invention. When they learn they'll have to catch 100,000 flies to earn enough to get a patent, some crooks overhear and think the boys are the $100,000 sweepstakes winners. When the crooks give chase, the Stooges hide in a sporting goods store where Curly shoots a dummy, which they mistake for a real person. The boys decide to bury the "body" in a pet cemetery, but the cemetery owner arrives from a costume party with his partners, all dressed as spooks, and they proceed to scare the devil out of the Stooges. , The Stooges run a drug store and are about to have their lease taken away by the Flint, the mean old man who owns the place. When Flint kicks his wife out for being old, the Stooges try to help her by inventing a formula that makes old people young. Their concoction turns the wife into a beautiful young woman, and Flint offers the boys the store for free if they'll transform him as well. They agree, but after he swallows the stuff he turns into an infant, and the boys leave on the run. , The Stooges are plumbers who are called out to a fancy mansion where a high society party is being thrown., Set in Elizabethan times, the Stooges decide to help their friend Cedric the Blacksmith win the hand of the fair princess Elaine. At night the group sneaks into the castle to serenade Elaine, but pick the wrong window and are caught by the King. Tossed in the dungeon, the boys escape with Cedric's help and manage to foil the plans of the Black Prince who was plotting against the King. All turns out well when the grateful King allows Cedric to marry Elaine. , The Stooges becomes servants for the judge that they ran away from., The Stooges are repairmen who get a job fixing the doorbell in large house, which is the secret headquarters of some Nazi spies. They manage to ruin most of the house while working on the wiring and then subdue the spies and sink an enemy submarine by remote control. "
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Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Season 1
  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
  • Season 7
  • Season 8
  • Season 9
  • Season 10
  • Season 11
  • Season 12
  • Season 13
  • Season 14
  • Season 15
  • Season 16
  • Season 17
  • Season 18
  • Season 19
  • Season 20
  • Season 21
  • Season 22
  • Season 23
  • Season 24
  • Season 25
  • Season 26

Ep 1: Woman Haters

Ep 2: Punch Drunks

Ep 3: Men In Black

Ep 4: Three Little Pigskins

Ep 1: Horses' Collars

Ep 2: Restless Knights

Ep 3: Pop Goes the Easel

Ep 4: Uncivil Warriors

Ep 5: Pardon My Scotch

Ep 6: Hoi Polloi

Ep 7: Three Little Beers

Ep 1: Ants in the Pantry

Ep 2: Movie Maniacs

Ep 3: Half-Shot Shooters

Ep 4: Disorder in the Court

Ep 5: A Pain in the Pullman

Ep 6: False Alarms

Ep 7: Whoops I'm an Indian

Ep 8: Slippery Silks

Ep 1: Grips, Grunts, and Groans

Ep 2: Dizzy Doctors

Ep 3: Three Dumb Clucks

Ep 4: Back to the Woods

Ep 5: Goofs and Saddles

Ep 6: Cash and Carry

Ep 7: Playing the Ponies

Ep 8: The Sitter-Downers

Ep 1: Termites of 1938

Ep 2: Wee Wee Monsieur

Ep 3: Tassels in the Air

Ep 4: Flat Foot Stooges

Ep 5: Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb

Ep 6: Violent is the Word for Curly

Ep 7: Three Missing Links

Ep 8: Mutts to You

Ep 1: Three Little Sew and Sews

Ep 2: We Want Our Mummy

Ep 3: A-Ducking They Did Go

Ep 4: Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Ep 5: Saved by the Belle

Ep 6: Calling All Curs

Ep 7: Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

Ep 8: Three Sappy People

Ep 1: You Nazty Spy

Ep 2: Rockin' Through the Rockies

Ep 3: A-Plumbing We Will Go

Ep 4: Nutty But Nice

Ep 5: How High is Up

Ep 6: From Nurse to Worse

Ep 7: No Census, No Feeling

Ep 8: Cookoo Cavaliers

Ep 9: Boobs in Arms

Ep 1: So Long, Mr. Chumps

Ep 2: Dutiful But Dumb

Ep 3: All The World's A Stooge

Ep 4: I'll Never Heil Again

Ep 5: An Ache in Every Stake

Ep 6: In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Ep 7: Some More of Samoa

Ep 1: Loco Boy Makes Good

Ep 2: Cactus Makes Perfect

Ep 3: What's the Matador?

Ep 4: Matri-Phony

Ep 5: Three Smart Saps

Ep 6: Even as I.O.U.

Ep 7: Sock-A-Bye-Baby

Ep 1: They Stooge to Conga

Ep 2: Dizzy Detectives

Ep 3: Spook Louder

Ep 4: Back From the Front

Ep 5: Three Little Twirps

Ep 6: Higher Than a Kite

Ep 7: I Can Hardly Wait

Ep 8: Dizzy Pilots

Ep 9: Phony Express

Ep 10: A Gem of a Jam

Ep 1: Crash Goes the Hash

Ep 2: Busy Buddies

Ep 3: The Yoke's On Me

Ep 4: Idle Roomers

Ep 5: Gents Without Cents

Ep 6: No Dough, Boys

Ep 1: Three Pests In a Mess

Ep 2: Booby Dupes

Ep 3: Idiots Deluxe

Ep 4: If a Body Meets a Body

Ep 5: Micro-Phonies

Ep 1: Beer Barrel Polecats

Ep 2: A Bird in the Head

Ep 3: Uncivil Warbirds

Ep 4: Three Troubledoers

Ep 5: Monkey Businessmen

Ep 6: Three Loan Wolves

Ep 7: G.I. Wanna Home

Ep 8: Rhythm and Weep

Ep 9: Three Little Pirates

Ep 1: Half-Wit's Holiday

Ep 2: Fright Night

Ep 3: Out West

Ep 4: Hold That Lion

Ep 5: Brideless Groom

Ep 6: Sing a Song of Six Pants

Ep 7: All Gummed Up

Ep 1: Shivering Sherlocks

Ep 2: Pardon My Clutch

Ep 3: Squareheads of the Round Table

Ep 4: Fiddler's Three

Ep 5: Hot Scots

Ep 6: Heavenly Daze

Ep 8: Mummy's Dummies

Ep 7: I'm a Monkey's Uncle

Ep 9: A Crime on Their Hands

Ep 1: The Ghost Talks

Ep 2: Who Done It?

Ep 3: Hokus Pokus

Ep 4: Fuelin' Around

Ep 5: Malice in the Palace

Ep 6: Vagabond Loafers

Ep 7: Dunked in the Deep

Ep 1: Punchy Cowpunchers

Ep 2: Hugs and Mugs

Ep 3: Dopey Dicks

Ep 4: Love at First Bite

Ep 5: Self-Made Maids

Ep 6: Three Hams on Rye

Ep 7: Studio Stoops

Ep 8: Slaphappy Sleuths

Ep 9: A Snitch in Time

Ep 1: Three Arabian Nuts

Ep 2: Baby Sitters' Jitters

Ep 3: Don't Throw That Knife

Ep 4: Scrambled Brains

Ep 5: Merry Mavericks

Ep 6: The Tooth Will Out

Ep 7: Hula-La-La

Ep 8: The Pest Man Wins

Ep 1: A Missed Fortune

Ep 2: Listen, Judge

Ep 3: Corny Casanovas

Ep 4: He Cooked His Goose

Ep 5: Gents in a Jam

Ep 6: Three Dark Horses

Ep 7: Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

Ep 1: Up in Daisy's Penthouse

Ep 2: Booty and the Beast

Ep 3: Loose Loot

Ep 4: Tricky Dicks

Ep 5: Spooks

Ep 6: Pardon My Backfire

Ep 7: Rip, Sew, and Stitch

Ep 8: Bubble Trouble

Ep 9: Goof on the Roof

Ep 1: Income Tax Sappy

Ep 2: Musty Musketeers

Ep 3: Pals and Gals

Ep 4: Knutzy Knights

Ep 5: Shot in the Frontier

Ep 6: Scotched in Scotland

Ep 1: Fling in the Ring

Ep 2: Of Cash and Hash

Ep 3: Gypped in the Penthouse

Ep 4: Bedlam in Paradise

Ep 5: Stone Age Romeos

Ep 6: Wham-Bam-Slam

Ep 7: Hot Ice

Ep 8: Blunder Boys

Ep 1: Husbands Beware

Ep 2: Creeps

Ep 3: Flagpole Jitters

Ep 4: For Crimin' Out Loud

Ep 5: Rumpus in the Harem

Ep 6: Hot Stuff

Ep 7: Scheming Schemers

Ep 8: Commotion on the Ocean

Ep 1: Hoofs and Goofs

Ep 2: Muscle Up a Little Closer

Ep 3: A Merry Mix-Up

Ep 4: Space Ship Sappy

Ep 5: Guns A Poppin!

Ep 6: Horsing Around

Ep 7: Rusty Romeos

Ep 8: Outer Space Jitters

Ep 1: Quiz Whizz

Ep 2: Fifi Blow Her Top

Ep 3: Pies and Guys

Ep 4: Sweet and Hot

Ep 5: Flying Saucer Daffy

Ep 6: Oils Well That Ends Well

Ep 1: Triple Crossed

Ep 2: Sappy Bullfighters