Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''The Haunted House''

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  1. Who says... "Ain't he the one who put chains on his hired man and then done away with him?"
  2. Who says... "There's nothing to fear but fear itself!"?
  3. Who says... "All I'm saying is that there are some things beyond the ken of mortal man that shouldn't be tampered with!"?
  4. Who says... "If people see me doing that, they'll really think I'm drunk!"?
  5. Who says... "There's plenty goin' on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we oughta stay clear!"?
  6. Who says... "Slow it down and let me in, or I'll go out an' get some gin!"?
  7. Who says... "They went wooooooooo!"?
  8. Who says... "We don't know everything, Andy!"?
  9. Who says... "You're not gonna string me up for a little drinkin', are ya? That ain't right!"?
  10. Who says... "Call for the doctor! Call for the nurse! Call for the lady with the alligator purse!"?

Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''The Haunted House''

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33 Comments

tnminnow 1 hour ago
10/10 one of my very favorite episodes. I think it is hilarious. 👻🪓🤣
TheWomer 1 hour ago
10-10! Boy ol Barney really shows off the athleticism jumping the rope! I’m more like Otis I’m goin out and get some gin! Love this one!
Calhoun1959 TheWomer 1 hour ago
😂😂😂😂
MrsPhilHarris 2 hours ago
10/10 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Thank you Calhoun1959. One of my favourite episodes. 😁
tnminnow MrsPhilHarris 1 hour ago
Mine too. 👻
texasparrow55 2 hours ago
8/10. What Otis wont do to get a little moonshine! The old Rimshaw house was a perfect place to hide a still.
Calhoun1959 2 hours ago
THANK YOU FOR THE FUN QUIZZES METV. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!!!!👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍
Sway 2 hours ago
7/10…👻. Concur with a lot of the comments…a favorite episode
RS1515 2 hours ago
7/10. Very funny episode. Gomer said to Barney, I guess that makes you Sheriff now.
Jacki 3 hours ago
10/10 woo hoo! One of my favorite episodes. When Barney and Gomer are in an episode together it's hilarious. 😄
MrsPhilHarris Jacki 2 hours ago
Same score as me! I love the episode too. 😃
TheWomer Jacki 1 hour ago
Hilarious for sure! Keep following all rules & keep getting 10s!
tnminnow Jacki 1 hour ago
One of my favorite also. I love it when Barney is about to pass out and Andy shakes him out of it. 😂
FrankensteinLover 3 hours ago
10 out of 10 absolutely one of my fav episodes ever. I love when Andy doesn't come out, and Gome says to Barney I guess that makes you Sheriff.
Jacki FrankensteinLover 3 hours ago
That's so funny. 😂
Calhoun1959 3 hours ago
9/10 absolutely one of my favorite episodes- very funny
Blaketon 3 hours ago
9/10. Missed #1 but other than that, it was really fun! I really love this episode, it's so funny! Especially when Barney references The Twilight Zone. Ha ha ha! :) What's your favorite part of this episode?
Calhoun1959 Blaketon 3 hours ago
Seeing Barney’s eyes popping out from fear
MrsPhilHarris Blaketon 2 hours ago
I think when Gomer tells Barney he is the sheriff now.
Jacki MrsPhilHarris 2 hours ago
I agree, that's my favorite part.😂
Muleskinner 3 hours ago
9/10. Missed # 7. One of my all time favorite episodes. A laugh out loud one! 😆
Calhoun1959 Muleskinner 3 hours ago
Yep sure was a laugh out loud episode
Jacki Muleskinner 3 hours ago
That's for sure.😄
Irish 3 hours ago
8/10 Missed #7 & #10. I don't know how I missed those. I've seen this episode up-teen times. I guess I didn't have a ghost of a chance!
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Big3Fan 3 hours ago
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻 I beat everything, you know that?
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