Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "Barney's Replacement"

Hey... Who said that?!

 CBS Television Distribution

Here it is, a spiritual successor to our Daily Andy Griffith Quiz

We know you love these episodes, and now we want to see how good a listener you are! 

Journey back to Mayberry with a Quote Quiz every day. We'll give you a piece of dialogue, and you tell us which character said it. Or, maybe we'll have you fill in the blank with a missing word or two. 

Good luck, have fun, and share your score in the comments section below for ultimate bragging rights!

Watch The Andy Griffith Show on MeTV!

Weeknights at 8 & 8:30, Sundays at 12 & 6 PM

*available in most MeTV markets
  1. Who says... "Well! If you're not a deputy, you certainly had a lot of nerve arresting me for jaywalking!"?
  2. Who says... "If he sweeps as far as the drug store, maybe he'll get a bottle of pop and cool off!"?
  3. Who says... "Yeah, he's a regular ball of fire..."?
  4. Who says... "A wink's as good as a nod, to a blind mule."?
  5. Who says... "That boy's got the makings of a fine lawman, ain't he?"
  6. Who says... "Oh, I don't care what you say, Barney. Andy's too good a friend to ever tell you you're through."?
  7. Who says... "I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss trivial trivialities!"?
  8. What crime does Barney commit immediately after writing a ticket for illegal parking?
  9. Who says.. "What'd you do, Barney, lose a bet?"
  10. Who says... "Sure wrote up a book full of citations today."?

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "Barney's Replacement"

Your Result...

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque nec ante ipsum. Mauris viverra, urna et porta sagittis, lorem diam dapibus diam, et lacinia libero quam id risus.
Are you sure you want to delete this comment?
Close

29 Comments

Snickers 1 minute ago
6/10. Don't know TAGS very well.
Schpash 1 hour ago
5/10. Not one of my favorites. Figured I would lose on this one.
Zip 1 hour ago
7/10
I like the option on #8 as to what crime Barney committed after writing the ticket... "MURDER."
Like yep, there was always so much killing going on in Mayberry.
Payneiam Zip 1 hour ago
I didn’t catch that, funny.
Big3Fan 2 hours ago
Only eight again...but I'd like to wait for the official verification.
seltaeb 2 hours ago
Barney broke the law twice in one day. Littering and the Green River Ordinance (Peddling without a license).
seltaeb seltaeb 1 hour ago
Actually 3 times. I forgot about his wreckkess driving, when he ran into the back of Bob Rogers car
jodyh05 2 hours ago
6/10. Thought I would do better than that
Calhoun1959 3 hours ago
8/10
I felt sorry for Barney when Andy saw him walking down the street trying to sell vacuums and his sales book was empty
FredGoss88 Calhoun1959 2 hours ago
Barney looks pitiful when he is walking away.
Calhoun1959 FredGoss88 14 minutes ago
He sure did
NipIt 3 hours ago
10/10 You better gird your loins buster! 😂
AgingDisgracefully 5 hours ago
I see the words "Barney's Replacement" and I think, "Cab. Cab. Taxi. Cab..."
Funny guy, but no Barney.
snowbird1234 5 hours ago
Who’s been messing up the bulletin board?
You can't fire me, cause I quit!
Oh, Rogers there brought it up to date
Bookman1963 5 hours ago
Missed the last one. Wonder why there was no blur quiz this week?
Are you sure you want to delete this comment?