Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''Crime-Free Mayberry''

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Here it is, a spiritual successor to our Daily Andy Griffith Quiz

We know you love these episodes, and now we want to see how good a listener you are! 

Journey back to Mayberry with a Quote Quiz every day. We'll give you a piece of dialogue, and you tell us which character said it. Or, maybe we'll have you fill in the blank with a missing word or two. 

Good luck, have fun, and share your score in the comments section below for ultimate bragging rights!

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  1. Who sings... "In a Jailhouse, down in Dixie, fightin' crime and livin' life."
  2. Andy: "Oh, my Barney, oh, my Barney. _______________"
  3. Who says... "Now, the chief has sent me down here to observe firsthand just how you achieved this wonderful record."
  4. Who asks... "What foolishness will they think of next?"
  5. Who says... "We defy the Mafia!"
  6. Who asks... "You struck him with an axe?"
  7. Who says... "I guess that's the word that describes us best: modest."
  8. Who says... "You're right. I am a killer!"
  9. Who says... "You've been able to do in 15 minutes what this town's been tryin' to do for 15 years!"
  10. Who says... "The minute they commit a crime, they know that capture is inevitable and they just come in and lock themselves up!"

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''Crime-Free Mayberry''

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45 Comments

JHP 1 month ago
9/10 - #2 bit me - went too quick - maybe Virgil was around that day

and #8 - that line gets me to laugh so hard every time and I've seen this ep 100's of times - Otis:)
frenchman71 1 month ago
9/10. Got #4 wrong. As Barney says to the FBI agent, "...Andy and me, and baby makes three" as the agent gives a hearty yawn from boredom listening to Barney.
Zip 1 month ago
2/10
I do believe that's my worst score yet on a TAGS quiz.
JHP Zip 1 month ago
did you visit Jubal Foster's b4 taking the quiz?
Zip JHP 29 days ago
Yes, but I only took two swigs. Honest, Ossifer! *hic*
JHP Zip 29 days ago
My Saturday big time chuckle!!! You KILLER!
Jacki 1 month ago
5/10 "better luck next time". That's for sure!
MikefromJersey Jacki 14 days ago
3/10. I feel like I graduated dead last at Mayberry Union High, even Gomer and Goober Pyle
ahead of me.
Jacki MikefromJersey 13 days ago
😊 You'll do better next time. I didn't do so well either. I can't even remember exactly which episode this was from. So I'm not too far behind Gomer and Goober either. 😄😉
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