Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''Crime-Free Mayberry''

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Here it is, a spiritual successor to our Daily Andy Griffith Quiz

We know you love these episodes, and now we want to see how good a listener you are! 

Journey back to Mayberry with a Quote Quiz every day. We'll give you a piece of dialogue, and you tell us which character said it. Or, maybe we'll have you fill in the blank with a missing word or two. 

Good luck, have fun, and share your score in the comments section below for ultimate bragging rights!

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  1. Who sings... "In a Jailhouse, down in Dixie, fightin' crime and livin' life."
  2. Andy: "Oh, my Barney, oh, my Barney. _______________"
  3. Who says... "Now, the chief has sent me down here to observe firsthand just how you achieved this wonderful record."
  4. Who asks... "What foolishness will they think of next?"
  5. Who says... "We defy the Mafia!"
  6. Who asks... "You struck him with an axe?"
  7. Who says... "I guess that's the word that describes us best: modest."
  8. Who says... "You're right. I am a killer!"
  9. Who says... "You've been able to do in 15 minutes what this town's been tryin' to do for 15 years!"
  10. Who says... "The minute they commit a crime, they know that capture is inevitable and they just come in and lock themselves up!"

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''Crime-Free Mayberry''

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12 Comments

FredGoss88 1 hour ago
10/10. I thought that clown would talk my arm off.
Rob 3 hours ago
I'm not too happy with the quizzes lately. Between the daily TAGS quiz, the daily Ster Trek quiz and the daily horror film quiz there's not much room for anything else.
edcrumpacker 3 hours ago
10/10. Outstandin'!
Love the epilog. You can tell that Don really cracks Ang up. 😅🤣😂
Muleskinner 3 hours ago
10/10. Barney’s right. The Mafia never made it into Mayberry.
Calhoun1959 4 hours ago
7/10
I love one of the last scenes where after the guy breaks into the bank and sitting there calmly waiting for him
Calhoun1959 Calhoun1959 4 hours ago
I meant to say Andy was sitting there waiting for him
ncadams27 4 hours ago
#5 would have been funnier if Opie said it.
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