Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "The Bookie Barber"

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  1. Who says... "You... You could put a sign in the window sayin' 'Two Chairs - No Waitin''?
  2. Who says... "A haircut and a bath in one day?"
  3. Who says... "Why don't you two team up and call yourselves Frick and Frack!"?
  4. Who says... "And I got the magazines to swing it!"?
  5. Who says... "Those little hairs get down inside my shirt and they itch"?
  6. Who says... " Well, I don't know what kind of girls they are, but from their names they sound like chorus girls or such."?
  7. Who says... "I'll betcha! I'll betcha that's Barney!"
  8. Who asks... "Ain't they the same three fellas we saw goin' in there yesterday about this time?"
  9. Who asks... "He looks like Ms. Cox in the second grade, don't he?"
  10. Who asks... "Didn't you ever hear of a person with a compelsion complex?"

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "The Bookie Barber"

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59 Comments

TheWomer 2 hours ago
I have to go down the filling station for a pinch of snuff! 10/10!
TheWomer 2 hours ago
Don’t tell my daughter in law! She’s a beast!
Jacki 5 hours ago
10/10 "outstandin" 😄
McGillahooala Jacki 4 hours ago
Great job Jacki!
Jacki McGillahooala 3 hours ago
Thanks! I surprised myself.☺️
Irish Jacki 2 hours ago
Good for you! 👍🏻
Jacki Irish 1 hour ago
Thanks!☺️
Calhoun1959 Jacki 6 minutes ago
Nice score
Jacki Calhoun1959 5 minutes ago
Thanks!☺️
Buzzyleonard 6 hours ago
10/10
80 cents just to wash your head. I'd hate to have him give me a bath!
Robersot Buzzyleonard 4 hours ago
I'd hate to see what he looked like before he came in
Schpash 6 hours ago
10/10
Don't tell my daughter in law
FredGoss88 6 hours ago
9/10.
Hey, Bill. Where's the dope that runs this place?
Muleskinner 7 hours ago
9/10. Missed # 9.i would have gotten it except for my compelsion complex.
JHP Muleskinner 7 hours ago
busy washing your hands huh?
Irish Muleskinner 7 hours ago
😂😂😂😂
Muleskinner JHP 6 hours ago
No. My compelsion complex is to always answer the ninth question without reading it first.
texasparrow55 7 hours ago
7/10. Floyd was so excited to see the shop was booming with business now that he had a “two chair” barber shop. lol.
JHP texasparrow55 7 hours ago
and then Emma Brant as a manicurist? Oh happy days:)
Robersot texasparrow55 4 hours ago
But he stopped cutting hair after the new guy started.
NipIt 8 hours ago
9/10 Come to Mayberry folks. Gateway to Monte Carlo! 😂
JHP NipIt 7 hours ago
well Tiger Fise or Fike ; Mayberry Undercover deputy would get a poker game going - deuces wild no limit
NipIt JHP 5 hours ago
Wide open! 😂
JHP 8 hours ago
two kids - yakking - #7 got me - 9/10

BARN,,,, the pre-klinger:)
You got the kid yellping compelsion
Calhoun1959 9 hours ago
9/10
Funny how Floyd never caught on to what was going on right under his nose
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Jacki Calhoun1959 5 hours ago
He was too excited about having a two-chair shop.😄
NipIt JHP 5 hours ago
What’s going on with Myra? I haven’t heard. Tell me about Myra Koonz. 😂
NipIt Calhoun1959 5 hours ago
Maybe US Steel wants to merge with ya?😂
Robersot NipIt 4 hours ago
We never did find out.
mikesap1230 9 hours ago
#4 is wrong. It’s Floyd not Aunt Bee
JHP mikesap1230 8 hours ago
needs a review and I am a worthless retired rules talking head on a NFL game telecast and I agree with you
I chose Floyd for #4 and got it right, not sure what you're talking about
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