Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "The Merchant of Mayberry"

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  1. Who asks... "Why don't we go up to the old peoples' home and wax the steps?"
  2. Who says... "I forgot different things and a whole lot of this 'n that."?
  3. Who says... "Oh, you probably don't need nothin', no way. And I don't wanna appear pushy."?
  4. When asked how he's doing, who responds... "Middlin'"?
  5. Who says... "Why don't you go sit in the grocery store so we can all know you're the Big Cheese?"
  6. Who says... "I'll tell you one thing! You're gettin' the best salesman in Mayberry."?
  7. Who says, twice... "I'm talkin' to the sheriff!"?
  8. Who says... "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a pushy sheriff!"?
  9. Who says... "You're smart to make people believe that you're a skinflint and a mean, old tightwad, 'cause if they ever found out how sweet and kind you really are, they'd take advantage of ya!"
  10. Who says... "You'll be sorry."?

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: "The Merchant of Mayberry"

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31 Comments

Bookman1963 3 hours ago
10/10. "Looks like I just bought myself a stand."
Lancets1 9 hours ago
10/10. Wow ! Who knew Winnie the Poohs voice actor would make it into an Andy Griffith episode. Sterling Holloway had a pretty good career in movies in the 40’s.
NipIt 9 hours ago
10/10. “Help someone along life’s waaaaayy! Spread a little sunshine every day. Ain’t that pretty? 😂 Love this episode!
Big3Fan 14 hours ago
Darn, I missed an Andy and a Barn.
snowbird1234 16 hours ago
9/10 My feet have been troubling me a lot lately.
You should see O'Malley's father in law
The old man knew where the money was, feet
Robersot snowbird1234 12 hours ago
Stay out of the sun are you'll get the herpes.
Daddy you are soooo right
Muleskinner 16 hours ago
10/10. Sterling Holloway was perfectly cast as Bert Miller.
Muleskinner snowbird1234 15 hours ago
I hope I wasn’t too pushy saying that.
Muleskinner Muleskinner 15 hours ago
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a pushy commenter.
Jacki Muleskinner 15 hours ago
Great score! ☺️ I believe Sterling Holloway did the voice of Winnie the Pooh for a while.🧸
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