Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''Barney and the Choir''

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  1. Who says... "He's kind, considerate, good-hearted. The most gentle person I've ever known. But, he can't sing!"?
  2. Who says... "Then we'll tie him up and put him in the closet."?
  3. Who says... "All God's children got a uvula!"?
  4. Who says... "Somebody sounds terrible! It's Barney!"?
  5. Who says... "Maybe he'll fall down and break his mouth."?
  6. Who said... "You know who used to say that? My old voice teacher."?
  7. Who says... "Hold it! Barney, you're supposed to be talking."
  8. Who asks... "Can you tell a bird to just go chirp, chirp, chirp?"
  9. Who says... "A choir without its tenor is like a star without its glimmer."?
  10. Who says... "I don't know how he does it but he's got a knack of hittin' a note just enough off to make your skin crawl."

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''Barney and the Choir''

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106 Comments

LynCarrigan 18 days ago
Barney at his most unattractive self.
brendahill 27 days ago
One of the great classics of The Andy Griffith Show!!❤️
Guinness 27 days ago
Missed the last one. La La La La la la la
mda 28 days ago
8/10. One of my favorite episodes. The expression on Andy's face when Barney gives up doing the recitation and starts to sing is really funny.
ColbysTonsorialParlor 28 days ago
10/10. John Masters already invited me
Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to brag about how many we got right. See, I'm new here. My daddy owns the cotton mill down in Savannah.
Got time to breathe, got time to brag
Well, it'll take me a while, but I'll learn em.
JHP Hannah_Lou 26 days ago
and you like a sazerac
IndianaRockz 29 days ago
6/10 my score is off key
You need to give yourself a couple of squirts
edcrumpacker 30 days ago
Oops, I almost forgot.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR to the staff of the MeTV quizz putter outers for doing such a Outstandin' job.
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CraigHouston 30 days ago
10/10….Opie ratting out Barney 🤣🤣
edcrumpacker 30 days ago
9/10
Outstandin'!
Missed # 10. Pretty sure John Masters said that. Oh well, maybe another mistake by the MeTV quizz Masters.
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Yes, right. Now I remember.
Outstandin'! Thank you. 🤗
It just seemed like something John Masters would say.
JHP edcrumpacker 26 days ago
the thing is,,,at the house choir practice - he sat next to some blonde and of course they needed those hymnals for good ol' 14A
frenchman71 1 month ago
8/10. It was great hearing Barney sing off-key the way he did.
Jacki frenchman71 1 month ago
Merry Christmas!🎄🎅
frenchman71 Jacki 30 days ago
And to you & yours.
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