The Three Stooges

Two Full Hours

Saturdays at 6 PM

eastern (on most MeTV stations)

Next Airings

  • 9/21 6:00PMOut West, Scrambled Brains, Don't Throw That Knife, Tricky Dicks, Booty and the Beast, Rip, Sew, and Stitch
    "The wild west will never be the same again! The Stooges turn a frontier upside down in this wild, wild comedy gem! , Shemp is a sick man, suffering from hallucinations. His worst vision is that his ugly nurse Nora is actually beautiful. When Moe and Larry come to take him home from the sanitarium, they discover he's become engaged to Nora. On the way to Nora's apartment for the wedding, the boys get in a fight with a stranger who promises to get even with them if he ever sees them again. They arrive to finding Nora waiting for her father, who, when he arrives, turns out to be the man they just fought with. , The Stooges become census takers and wind up in the apartment of a lady whose husband is both jealous and a knife thrower. When the husband arrives home, the boys try to hide, but are discovered, and after dodging some knives, leave on the run. , The Stooges are policemen on the trail of a murderer. They unsuccessfully interrogate an Italian organ grinder, among other suspects, and then catch the bad guy after a gunfight that nearly destroys the police station. , The Stooges do a good turn and help a stranger open a safe in what they think is the man's house. Actually the man is a crook and the boys were unwitting accomplices to a robbery. Once they realize what's happened, the Stooges go after the bad guy and who's left on the train to Los Vegas. The boys trap the villain and recover the booty. , The Stooges run a tailor shop and need money to pay their creditors. A bank robber leaves his coat in the shop with a combination to a safe. When the crook comes back to retrieve the coat, the Stooges capture him and get his bankroll. "
  • 9/28 6:00PMFright Night, Mummy's Dummies, Merry Mavericks, Gents in a Jam, Up in Daisy's Penthouse, Of Cash and Hash
    "The Stooges are managers of "Chopper", a beefy boxer, and they bet their bankroll on his next fight. When a gangster tells them to have Chopper lose or they'll lose their lives, the boys decide to play along. They try to soften Chopper up by feeding him rich food and having him spend time with their friend Kitty. The fight gets canceled when Kitty dumps Chopper for his opponent and the two boxers engage in some pre-match fisticuffs that result in a broken hand for the opponent. The Stooges think they've put one over on the gangsters, only to have the bad guys corner them in a deserted warehouse. Instead of being rubbed out, the boys capture the crooks and get a reward. , Set in ancient Egypt, the Stooges run a used chariot lot where they unload defective chariots on unsuspecting customers. When they gyp the head of the palace guard, they're brought to the palace to be executed, but instead become royal chamberlains after curing the King's toothache. When they recover some tax money stolen by a corrupt official, the King rewards them with marriage to his daughter. After getting a look at the ugly crone, Moe and Larry select Shemp to be the groom. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are mistaken for lawmen and manage to capture a gang of crooks. The boys then get the job of guarding some money in an old house reputed to be haunted by the ghost of an Indian Chief. The crooks escape and go after the money disguised as ghosts, but Shemp, disguised as the Indian Chief, manages to knock them out. , Shemp's rich Uncle Phineas comes to visit the Stooges who are broke and about to be evicted. The boys convince their landlady Mrs. McGruder not to toss them out as Shemp is set to inherit a fortune. The boys also have trouble with a circus strongman after Shemp accidentally rips off his wife's dress. Uncle Phineas gets in the middle of the fight, and Mrs. McGruder ends it by knocking out the strongman. It turns out that Uncle Phineas and the landlady were childhood sweethearts and he marries her, leaving the Stooges out of the bucks once again. , The Stooges escape from jail to prevent their newly rich dad from marrying Daisy, a gold-digger after his money. Shemp looks like dad, so he impersonates him and marries Daisy. What the Stooges don't know is that Daisy is in cahoots with some crooks, and they plan to bump off her new husband. The boys foil the crook's plan and take Pa home to Ma. , The Stooges witness an armed robbery and are brought in by the cops as suspects. After passing a lie detector test, the boys are freed and go back to their jobs in a Cafe. When one of the robbers comes into the Cafe, the boys recognize him and along with their friend Gladys trail him to a spooky house in the country where the crooks are hiding out. The bad guys abduct Gladys and the Stooges must rescue her. [A remake of "Shivering Sherlocks".] "
  • 10/5 6:00PMDopey Dicks, Spook Louder, We Want Our Mummy, Hot Scots, Creeps, For Crimin' Out Loud
    "It's mindless fun at its best when the Stooges meet a mad scientist in search of a human brain for his headless mechanical man. , The Stooges are left in charge of a spooky mansion, when an eccentric inventor goes to Washington with a death ray. , The stooges go to Egypt in search of the mummy of king Rootin-Tootin for which a museum will pay a $5000 prize., The Stooges apply for job as 'Yard Men' at Scotland Yard, thinking they'll become detectives, but instead wind up as gardeners. When they learn that detectives are needed to guard a Scottish castle where valuables have been disappearing, they masquerades as Scotsmen to get the job. After a spooky night in the castle, the boys expose the servants as the crooks. , The stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house., The Stooges are private detectives hired to protect a rich politician. After the man disappears, the boys wander around his spooky mansion confronting various villains and a dangerous dame. The Stooges vanquish the crooks (Shemp uses his "trusty shovel") and find the missing man. "
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Stories

Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Season 1
  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
  • Season 7
  • Season 8
  • Season 9
  • Season 10
  • Season 11
  • Season 12
  • Season 13
  • Season 14
  • Season 15
  • Season 16
  • Season 17
  • Season 18
  • Season 19
  • Season 20
  • Season 21
  • Season 22
  • Season 23
  • Season 24
  • Season 25
  • Season 26

Ep 1: Woman Haters

Ep 2: Punch Drunks

Ep 3: Men In Black

Ep 4: Three Little Pigskins

Ep 1: Horses' Collars

Ep 2: Restless Knights

Ep 3: Pop Goes the Easel

Ep 4: Uncivil Warriors

Ep 5: Pardon My Scotch

Ep 6: Hoi Polloi

Ep 7: Three Little Beers

Ep 1: Ants in the Pantry

Ep 2: Movie Maniacs

Ep 3: Half-Shot Shooters

Ep 4: Disorder in the Court

Ep 5: A Pain in the Pullman

Ep 6: False Alarms

Ep 7: Whoops I'm an Indian

Ep 8: Slippery Silks

Ep 1: Grips, Grunts, and Groans

Ep 2: Dizzy Doctors

Ep 3: Three Dumb Clucks

Ep 4: Back to the Woods

Ep 5: Goofs and Saddles

Ep 6: Cash and Carry

Ep 7: Playing the Ponies

Ep 8: The Sitter-Downers

Ep 1: Termites of 1938

Ep 2: Wee Wee Monsieur

Ep 3: Tassels in the Air

Ep 4: Flat Foot Stooges

Ep 5: Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb

Ep 6: Violent is the Word for Curly

Ep 7: Three Missing Links

Ep 8: Mutts to You

Ep 1: Three Little Sew and Sews

Ep 2: We Want Our Mummy

Ep 3: A-Ducking They Did Go

Ep 4: Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Ep 5: Saved by the Belle

Ep 6: Calling All Curs

Ep 7: Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

Ep 8: Three Sappy People

Ep 1: You Nazty Spy

Ep 2: Rockin' Through the Rockies

Ep 3: A-Plumbing We Will Go

Ep 4: Nutty But Nice

Ep 5: How High is Up

Ep 6: From Nurse to Worse

Ep 7: No Census, No Feeling

Ep 8: Cookoo Cavaliers

Ep 9: Boobs in Arms

Ep 1: So Long, Mr. Chumps

Ep 2: Dutiful But Dumb

Ep 3: All The World's A Stooge

Ep 4: I'll Never Heil Again

Ep 5: An Ache in Every Stake

Ep 6: In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Ep 7: Some More of Samoa

Ep 1: Loco Boy Makes Good

Ep 2: Cactus Makes Perfect

Ep 3: What's the Matador?

Ep 4: Matri-Phony

Ep 5: Three Smart Saps

Ep 6: Even as I.O.U.

Ep 7: Sock-A-Bye-Baby

Ep 1: They Stooge to Conga

Ep 2: Dizzy Detectives

Ep 3: Spook Louder

Ep 4: Back From the Front

Ep 5: Three Little Twirps

Ep 6: Higher Than a Kite

Ep 7: I Can Hardly Wait

Ep 8: Dizzy Pilots

Ep 9: Phony Express

Ep 10: A Gem of a Jam

Ep 1: Crash Goes the Hash

Ep 2: Busy Buddies

Ep 3: The Yoke's On Me

Ep 4: Idle Roomers

Ep 5: Gents Without Cents

Ep 6: No Dough, Boys

Ep 1: Three Pests In a Mess

Ep 2: Booby Dupes

Ep 3: Idiots Deluxe

Ep 4: If a Body Meets a Body

Ep 5: Micro-Phonies

Ep 1: Beer Barrel Polecats

Ep 2: A Bird in the Head

Ep 3: Uncivil Warbirds

Ep 4: Three Troubledoers

Ep 5: Monkey Businessmen

Ep 6: Three Loan Wolves

Ep 7: G.I. Wanna Home

Ep 8: Rhythm and Weep

Ep 9: Three Little Pirates

Ep 1: Half-Wit's Holiday

Ep 2: Fright Night

Ep 3: Out West

Ep 4: Hold That Lion

Ep 5: Brideless Groom

Ep 6: Sing a Song of Six Pants

Ep 7: All Gummed Up

Ep 1: Shivering Sherlocks

Ep 2: Pardon My Clutch

Ep 3: Squareheads of the Round Table

Ep 4: Fiddler's Three

Ep 5: Hot Scots

Ep 6: Heavenly Daze

Ep 8: Mummy's Dummies

Ep 7: I'm a Monkey's Uncle

Ep 9: A Crime on Their Hands

Ep 1: The Ghost Talks

Ep 2: Who Done It?

Ep 3: Hokus Pokus

Ep 4: Fuelin' Around

Ep 5: Malice in the Palace

Ep 6: Vagabond Loafers

Ep 7: Dunked in the Deep

Ep 1: Punchy Cowpunchers

Ep 2: Hugs and Mugs

Ep 3: Dopey Dicks

Ep 4: Love at First Bite

Ep 5: Self-Made Maids

Ep 6: Three Hams on Rye

Ep 7: Studio Stoops

Ep 8: Slaphappy Sleuths

Ep 9: A Snitch in Time

Ep 1: Three Arabian Nuts

Ep 2: Baby Sitters' Jitters

Ep 3: Don't Throw That Knife

Ep 4: Scrambled Brains

Ep 5: Merry Mavericks

Ep 6: The Tooth Will Out

Ep 7: Hula-La-La

Ep 8: The Pest Man Wins

Ep 1: A Missed Fortune

Ep 2: Listen, Judge

Ep 3: Corny Casanovas

Ep 4: He Cooked His Goose

Ep 5: Gents in a Jam

Ep 6: Three Dark Horses

Ep 7: Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

Ep 1: Up in Daisy's Penthouse

Ep 2: Booty and the Beast

Ep 3: Loose Loot

Ep 4: Tricky Dicks

Ep 5: Spooks

Ep 6: Pardon My Backfire

Ep 7: Rip, Sew, and Stitch

Ep 8: Bubble Trouble

Ep 9: Goof on the Roof

Ep 1: Income Tax Sappy

Ep 2: Musty Musketeers

Ep 3: Pals and Gals

Ep 4: Knutzy Knights

Ep 5: Shot in the Frontier

Ep 6: Scotched in Scotland

Ep 1: Fling in the Ring

Ep 2: Of Cash and Hash

Ep 3: Gypped in the Penthouse

Ep 4: Bedlam in Paradise

Ep 5: Stone Age Romeos

Ep 6: Wham-Bam-Slam

Ep 7: Hot Ice

Ep 8: Blunder Boys

Ep 1: Husbands Beware

Ep 2: Creeps

Ep 3: Flagpole Jitters

Ep 4: For Crimin' Out Loud

Ep 5: Rumpus in the Harem

Ep 6: Hot Stuff

Ep 7: Scheming Schemers

Ep 8: Commotion on the Ocean

Ep 1: Hoofs and Goofs

Ep 2: Muscle Up a Little Closer

Ep 3: A Merry Mix-Up

Ep 4: Space Ship Sappy

Ep 5: Guns A Poppin!

Ep 6: Horsing Around

Ep 7: Rusty Romeos

Ep 8: Outer Space Jitters

Ep 1: Quiz Whizz

Ep 2: Fifi Blow Her Top

Ep 3: Pies and Guys

Ep 4: Sweet and Hot

Ep 5: Flying Saucer Daffy

Ep 6: Oils Well That Ends Well

Ep 1: Triple Crossed

Ep 2: Sappy Bullfighters