The Three Stooges

Two Full Hours

Saturdays at 6 PM

eastern (on most MeTV stations)

Next Airings

  • 12/21 6:00PMPardon My Scotch, Three Little Beers, Rhythm and Weep, Termites of 1938, Heavenly Daze, Merry Mavericks
    "The Stooges are running the local drugstore and mix up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch. , The Stooges are inept deliverymen at a brewery. , The Stooges pair with three dancers to put on a Broadway show, not realizing their sponsor is an escaped mental patient., The Stooges are pest exterminators, mistakenly hired by a rich lady looking for an escort to a fancy society party. The Stooges wreck the fancy mansion where the party is taking place and befuddle the guest of honor, an English Lord. , A divine comedy classic! Shemp goes to Heaven but isn't allowed through the Pearly Gates until he can reform bad boys Larry and Moe. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are mistaken for lawmen and manage to capture a gang of crooks. The boys then get the job of guarding some money in an old house reputed to be haunted by the ghost of an Indian Chief. The crooks escape and go after the money disguised as ghosts, but Shemp, disguised as the Indian Chief, manages to knock them out. "
  • 12/28 6:00PMMovie Maniacs, Restless Knights, Pardon My Backfire, Grips, Grunts and Groans, Crime on Their Hands, Scrambled Brains
    "The Stooges arrive in Hollywood hoping to make it in the movie business. , Set in Medieval times, the Stooges learn they are of royal blood and vow to save the kingdom. , The Stooges are auto mechanics who need money so they can marry their girls. When some escaped convicts pull into their garage, the boys manage to capture them and use the reward money to marry their sweethearts. , The Stooges become trainers of "Bustoff", a champion wrestler. The big boss has a lot of money bet on Bustoff and orders the boys to take good care of him. Instead they accidentally knock him out and Curly must disguises himself as Bustoff and wrestle in his place. The match doesn't go very well until Curly smells "Wild Hyacinth" perfume on a lady fan at ringside. This drives him crazy and he knocks out his opponent and half the people in the stadium. , The Stooges are janitors working in a newspaper office. When an anonymous caller phones in a tip about the theft a famous diamond, the boys decide to become reporters and go after the crooks. They find the crooks, but Shemp accidentally swallows the diamond, which was hidden in a bowl of candy. The crooks want to cut the diamond out, but the boys foil them with the help of a friendly gorilla. , Shemp is a sick man, suffering from hallucinations. His worst vision is that his ugly nurse Nora is actually beautiful. When Moe and Larry come to take him home from the sanitarium, they discover he's become engaged to Nora. On the way to Nora's apartment for the wedding, the boys get in a fight with a stranger who promises to get even with them if he ever sees them again. They arrive to finding Nora waiting for her father, who, when he arrives, turns out to be the man they just fought with. "
  • 1/4 6:00PMDisorder in the Court***, Beer Barrel Polecats, Pardon My Clutch, Three Loan Wolves, Three Hams on Rye, Three Dark Horses
    "The Stooges are witnesses at a trial where their friend, a dancer at a nightclub where they are musicians, is accused of murder. , The Stooges make a whole batch of homemade beer, but get tossed in jail when Curly sells some to a cop. Their minor indiscretion turns into a forty-year sentence when a keg of beer Curly has hidden under his coat explodes while the boys are being photographed. In prison the Stooges get into more trouble with the warden and wind on the rockpile when they try to escape. Released as old men with long gray beards, the first thing Curly wants is a bottle of beer. , The stooge's friend Claude sells them his old lemon of a car so they can take Shemp, who is sick with a toothache, camping. The car won't work and the boys are apparently out a bundle, when a car collector happens on the scene and offers to buy it at a premium. Claude backs out on the deal and gives the Stooges their money back, only to discover the "collector" is an escaped lunatic. , Told in flash back, the Stooges tell their son how he came to have three fathers. The Stooges, owners of a pawnshop, owed money to the gashouse protection society, a bunch of loan sharks. To complicate matters, a lady leaves a baby in the shop as part of a plan to sell a phony diamond and the Stooges wind up caring for the kid. The Stooges manage to defeat the crooks and when they finish telling the story, the kid goes off to find his real mother. , The Stooges are stagehands who also have small parts in a big play. They quickly get on the bad side of the producer. First they fail to prevent a famous critic from sneaking into the audience. Then Shemp accidentally adds a potholder into a cake they bake as a prop. During the play the Stooges (as southern gentlemen) and the rest of the cast spit up feathers during what was supposed to be a serious scene. The critic thinks it's a hilarious satire and the boys are redeemed , The Stooges escape from jail to prevent their newly rich dad from marrying Daisy, a gold-digger after his money. Shemp looks like dad, so he impersonates him and marries Daisy. What the Stooges don't know is that Daisy is in cahoots with some crooks, and they plan to bump off her new husband. The boys foil the crook's plan and take Pa home to Ma. "
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Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Season 1
  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
  • Season 7
  • Season 8
  • Season 9
  • Season 10
  • Season 11
  • Season 12
  • Season 13
  • Season 14
  • Season 15
  • Season 16
  • Season 17
  • Season 18
  • Season 19
  • Season 20
  • Season 21
  • Season 22
  • Season 23
  • Season 24
  • Season 25
  • Season 26

Ep 1: Woman Haters

Ep 2: Punch Drunks

Ep 3: Men In Black

Ep 4: Three Little Pigskins

Ep 1: Horses' Collars

Ep 2: Restless Knights

Ep 3: Pop Goes the Easel

Ep 4: Uncivil Warriors

Ep 5: Pardon My Scotch

Ep 6: Hoi Polloi

Ep 7: Three Little Beers

Ep 1: Ants in the Pantry

Ep 2: Movie Maniacs

Ep 3: Half-Shot Shooters

Ep 4: Disorder in the Court

Ep 5: A Pain in the Pullman

Ep 6: False Alarms

Ep 7: Whoops I'm an Indian

Ep 8: Slippery Silks

Ep 1: Grips, Grunts, and Groans

Ep 2: Dizzy Doctors

Ep 3: Three Dumb Clucks

Ep 4: Back to the Woods

Ep 5: Goofs and Saddles

Ep 6: Cash and Carry

Ep 7: Playing the Ponies

Ep 8: The Sitter-Downers

Ep 1: Termites of 1938

Ep 2: Wee Wee Monsieur

Ep 3: Tassels in the Air

Ep 4: Flat Foot Stooges

Ep 5: Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb

Ep 6: Violent is the Word for Curly

Ep 7: Three Missing Links

Ep 8: Mutts to You

Ep 1: Three Little Sew and Sews

Ep 2: We Want Our Mummy

Ep 3: A-Ducking They Did Go

Ep 4: Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Ep 5: Saved by the Belle

Ep 6: Calling All Curs

Ep 7: Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

Ep 8: Three Sappy People

Ep 1: You Nazty Spy

Ep 2: Rockin' Through the Rockies

Ep 3: A-Plumbing We Will Go

Ep 4: Nutty But Nice

Ep 5: How High is Up

Ep 6: From Nurse to Worse

Ep 7: No Census, No Feeling

Ep 8: Cookoo Cavaliers

Ep 9: Boobs in Arms

Ep 1: So Long, Mr. Chumps

Ep 2: Dutiful But Dumb

Ep 3: All The World's A Stooge

Ep 4: I'll Never Heil Again

Ep 5: An Ache in Every Stake

Ep 6: In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Ep 7: Some More of Samoa

Ep 1: Loco Boy Makes Good

Ep 2: Cactus Makes Perfect

Ep 3: What's the Matador?

Ep 4: Matri-Phony

Ep 5: Three Smart Saps

Ep 6: Even as I.O.U.

Ep 7: Sock-A-Bye-Baby

Ep 1: They Stooge to Conga

Ep 2: Dizzy Detectives

Ep 3: Spook Louder

Ep 4: Back From the Front

Ep 5: Three Little Twirps

Ep 6: Higher Than a Kite

Ep 7: I Can Hardly Wait

Ep 8: Dizzy Pilots

Ep 9: Phony Express

Ep 10: A Gem of a Jam

Ep 1: Crash Goes the Hash

Ep 2: Busy Buddies

Ep 3: The Yoke's On Me

Ep 4: Idle Roomers

Ep 5: Gents Without Cents

Ep 6: No Dough, Boys

Ep 1: Three Pests In a Mess

Ep 2: Booby Dupes

Ep 3: Idiots Deluxe

Ep 4: If a Body Meets a Body

Ep 5: Micro-Phonies

Ep 1: Beer Barrel Polecats

Ep 2: A Bird in the Head

Ep 3: Uncivil Warbirds

Ep 4: Three Troubledoers

Ep 5: Monkey Businessmen

Ep 6: Three Loan Wolves

Ep 7: G.I. Wanna Home

Ep 8: Rhythm and Weep

Ep 9: Three Little Pirates

Ep 1: Half-Wit's Holiday

Ep 2: Fright Night

Ep 3: Out West

Ep 4: Hold That Lion

Ep 5: Brideless Groom

Ep 6: Sing a Song of Six Pants

Ep 7: All Gummed Up

Ep 1: Shivering Sherlocks

Ep 2: Pardon My Clutch

Ep 3: Squareheads of the Round Table

Ep 4: Fiddler's Three

Ep 5: Hot Scots

Ep 6: Heavenly Daze

Ep 8: Mummy's Dummies

Ep 7: I'm a Monkey's Uncle

Ep 9: A Crime on Their Hands

Ep 1: The Ghost Talks

Ep 2: Who Done It?

Ep 3: Hokus Pokus

Ep 4: Fuelin' Around

Ep 5: Malice in the Palace

Ep 6: Vagabond Loafers

Ep 7: Dunked in the Deep

Ep 1: Punchy Cowpunchers

Ep 2: Hugs and Mugs

Ep 3: Dopey Dicks

Ep 4: Love at First Bite

Ep 5: Self-Made Maids

Ep 6: Three Hams on Rye

Ep 7: Studio Stoops

Ep 8: Slaphappy Sleuths

Ep 9: A Snitch in Time

Ep 1: Three Arabian Nuts

Ep 2: Baby Sitters' Jitters

Ep 3: Don't Throw That Knife

Ep 4: Scrambled Brains

Ep 5: Merry Mavericks

Ep 6: The Tooth Will Out

Ep 7: Hula-La-La

Ep 8: The Pest Man Wins

Ep 1: A Missed Fortune

Ep 2: Listen, Judge

Ep 3: Corny Casanovas

Ep 4: He Cooked His Goose

Ep 5: Gents in a Jam

Ep 6: Three Dark Horses

Ep 7: Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

Ep 1: Up in Daisy's Penthouse

Ep 2: Booty and the Beast

Ep 3: Loose Loot

Ep 4: Tricky Dicks

Ep 5: Spooks

Ep 6: Pardon My Backfire

Ep 7: Rip, Sew, and Stitch

Ep 8: Bubble Trouble

Ep 9: Goof on the Roof

Ep 1: Income Tax Sappy

Ep 2: Musty Musketeers

Ep 3: Pals and Gals

Ep 4: Knutzy Knights

Ep 5: Shot in the Frontier

Ep 6: Scotched in Scotland

Ep 1: Fling in the Ring

Ep 2: Of Cash and Hash

Ep 3: Gypped in the Penthouse

Ep 4: Bedlam in Paradise

Ep 5: Stone Age Romeos

Ep 6: Wham-Bam-Slam

Ep 7: Hot Ice

Ep 8: Blunder Boys

Ep 1: Husbands Beware

Ep 2: Creeps

Ep 3: Flagpole Jitters

Ep 4: For Crimin' Out Loud

Ep 5: Rumpus in the Harem

Ep 6: Hot Stuff

Ep 7: Scheming Schemers

Ep 8: Commotion on the Ocean

Ep 1: Hoofs and Goofs

Ep 2: Muscle Up a Little Closer

Ep 3: A Merry Mix-Up

Ep 4: Space Ship Sappy

Ep 5: Guns A Poppin!

Ep 6: Horsing Around

Ep 7: Rusty Romeos

Ep 8: Outer Space Jitters

Ep 1: Quiz Whizz

Ep 2: Fifi Blow Her Top

Ep 3: Pies and Guys

Ep 4: Sweet and Hot

Ep 5: Flying Saucer Daffy

Ep 6: Oils Well That Ends Well

Ep 1: Triple Crossed

Ep 2: Sappy Bullfighters