The Three Stooges

Two Full Hours

Saturdays at 6 PM

eastern (on most MeTV stations)

Next Airings

  • 5/9 6:00PMFrom Nurse to Worse, Matri-Phony, How High Is Up, Spook Louder, Booby Dupes, A Bird in the Head
    "The stooge's friend Jerry convinces them to take out on insurance on Curly and then have him act insane to collect. Moe and Larry put Curly on a leash and take him to the insurance doctor and have him act like a dog. Unfortunately, the insurance doctor wants to perform a brain operation (Cerebrum decapitation). The boys try to escape by hiding in the dog catchers wagon, but are caught and taken to the hospital. They escape again, this time by rigging a sheet to a gurney and sailing down the street, where they run into Jerry and knock him into wet cement. , The Stooges are potters in ancient Rome during the reign of Emperor Octopus Grabus. When the emperor orders all beautiful redheaded women to be brought before him so he can select a wife, Diana, a pretty redhead, seeks refuge with the Stooges. Some soldiers find Diana's hiding place and they are all brought to the palace where the Stooges escape and try to pass of Curly as Diana, having broken the emperor's glasses. Their ruse fails and they're caught by the palace guards as they try to escape. , The Stooges are the 'Minute Menders', three tinkers who live under their car. The boys decide to drum up some business by punching holes in the unattended lunch boxes of some workmen. When they're caught in the act, they escape and accidentally get hired as riveters on a new building, working on the 97th floor. Their ineptitude and lousy workmanship screw up construction of the building and they must parachute off the building to escape the wrath of the boss. , The Stooges are left in charge of a spooky mansion, when an eccentric inventor goes to Washington with a death ray. , The Stooges are three fish peddlers who decide to cut out the middleman by catching their own fish. They trade their car and $300 for a "new" boat, which turns out to be a piece of junk that soon falls apart and sinks in the middle of the ocean. Luckily the boys also have a rowboat, which they climb into and then try to signal some passing planes for help. Unfortunately, their paint-spattered rag is mistaken for a Japanese flag and they are bombed from the sky. , The maniacal masters of madcap are back, digitally remastered, repackaged and hilarious as ever. "
  • 5/16 6:00PMPunch Drunks, Three Little Beers, Half Shot Shooters, What's the Matador, Three Little Twirps, Gents Without Cents
    "Moe is a boxing promoter looking for a good fighter. , The Stooges are inept deliverymen at a brewery. , The Stooges are discharged from the army after WW I, and promptly administer some revenge to their mean sergeant. , The Stooges are actors traveling to perform at a fiesta in Mexico. After they accidentally switch suitcases with that of Dolores, a lovely senorita they met on trip down, they must sneak into her house to retrieve their suitcase. When they are confronted by her jealous husband he vows to kill them if he sees them again. At the fiesta where they are performing a comedy bullfight (Curly is the matador, Moe and Larry are in a bull costume) the husband bribes the attendants to let a real bull into the ring. Curly knocks the bull out with a head butt and becomes a hero. , The Stooges get a job putting up posters for a circus but discover that instead of money, their pay is tickets to the show. When trying to scalp their tickets gets them in trouble, they hide out backstage where Curly has an encounter with a bearded lady and Moe and Larry hide in a horse suit. When they're caught, the circus manager gives them a choice of going to jail or joining the circus. What they don't know is that they are to be targets for the Zulu spear thrower. When Curly hits the spear thrower with one of his own spears, the boys are on the run once again. , The Stooges are three small time actors looking for a job. They meet three girl dancers in the situation and get a small part in a big producers show at the shipyard. When the rest of the cast doesn't show up, the Stooges and the girls must put on the whole show themselves. The show is a hit and the Stooges marry the girls and head to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. "
  • 5/23 6:00PMHoi Polloi, A Plumbing We Will Go, I Can Hardly Wait, Some More of Samoa, Dizzy Pilots, Gem of a Jam
    "A professor bets that he can turn the Stooges into gentlemen. , To escape the police, the Stooges pose as plumbers and are hired to fix a leak in a fancy mansion. They wind up crossing the electrical system with the plumbing and generally ruin the place. One memorable scene has the lady of the house tuning into a television broadcast from Niagara Falls as a torrent of water pours from the set. To escape the wrath of the homeowners the Stooges escape through a magician's trap door. , The Stooges are defense workers who have trouble getting to sleep when Curly gets a toothache. Moe and Larry try various ways to remove the offending tooth, but nothing works so they take Curly to the dentist. While Moe gets in the chair to show Curly how easy it's going to be, the dentist enters and pulls Moe's tooth by mistake. Curly then wakes up and realizes its all been a dream and a punch to the mouth from Moe dislodges the tooth. , The Stooges are tree surgeons who are enlisted by a rich old man to find a mate for his rare puckerless persimmon tree. The boys sail to the tropical island of Rhum-Boogie to find the tree. When they arrive they are captured by the natives and will be eaten unless Curly marries the Chief's ugly daughter. The Stooges escape with the tree and, after a confrontation with an alligator; sail off with their prize. , The Stooges are the Wrong brothers, three inventors trying to finish building an airplane they can sell to the army and thereby avoid the draft. When their plane, the "Buzzard", turns out to be a flop, the boys are drafted into the army where they have trouble with a tough drill sergeant. , The Stooges are janitors working in the offices of Doctors Harts, Burns and Belcher. Some crooks arrive seeking medical attention after their boss has been wounded in a shoot out with the cops. Mistaken for doctors, the boys are forced to operate on the wounded crook, but instead they accidentally dump him out the window into a passing police car. The rest of the gang chases them into a storeroom filled with dummies where the cops finally catch the bad guys. "
*available in most MeTV markets

Stories

Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Season 1
  • Season 1
  • Season 2
  • Season 3
  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
  • Season 7
  • Season 8
  • Season 9
  • Season 10
  • Season 11
  • Season 12
  • Season 13
  • Season 14
  • Season 15
  • Season 16
  • Season 17
  • Season 18
  • Season 19
  • Season 20
  • Season 21
  • Season 22
  • Season 23
  • Season 24
  • Season 25
  • Season 26

Ep 1: Woman Haters

Ep 2: Punch Drunks

Ep 3: Men In Black

Ep 4: Three Little Pigskins

Ep 1: Horses' Collars

Ep 2: Restless Knights

Ep 3: Pop Goes the Easel

Ep 4: Uncivil Warriors

Ep 5: Pardon My Scotch

Ep 6: Hoi Polloi

Ep 7: Three Little Beers

Ep 1: Ants in the Pantry

Ep 2: Movie Maniacs

Ep 3: Half-Shot Shooters

Ep 4: Disorder in the Court

Ep 5: A Pain in the Pullman

Ep 6: False Alarms

Ep 7: Whoops I'm an Indian

Ep 8: Slippery Silks

Ep 1: Grips, Grunts, and Groans

Ep 2: Dizzy Doctors

Ep 3: Three Dumb Clucks

Ep 4: Back to the Woods

Ep 5: Goofs and Saddles

Ep 6: Cash and Carry

Ep 7: Playing the Ponies

Ep 8: The Sitter-Downers

Ep 1: Termites of 1938

Ep 2: Wee Wee Monsieur

Ep 3: Tassels in the Air

Ep 4: Flat Foot Stooges

Ep 5: Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb

Ep 6: Violent is the Word for Curly

Ep 7: Three Missing Links

Ep 8: Mutts to You

Ep 1: Three Little Sew and Sews

Ep 2: We Want Our Mummy

Ep 3: A-Ducking They Did Go

Ep 4: Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Ep 5: Saved by the Belle

Ep 6: Calling All Curs

Ep 7: Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

Ep 8: Three Sappy People

Ep 1: You Nazty Spy

Ep 2: Rockin' Through the Rockies

Ep 3: A-Plumbing We Will Go

Ep 4: Nutty But Nice

Ep 5: How High is Up

Ep 6: From Nurse to Worse

Ep 7: No Census, No Feeling

Ep 8: Cookoo Cavaliers

Ep 9: Boobs in Arms

Ep 1: So Long, Mr. Chumps

Ep 2: Dutiful But Dumb

Ep 3: All The World's A Stooge

Ep 4: I'll Never Heil Again

Ep 5: An Ache in Every Stake

Ep 6: In the Sweet Pie and Pie

Ep 7: Some More of Samoa

Ep 1: Loco Boy Makes Good

Ep 2: Cactus Makes Perfect

Ep 3: What's the Matador?

Ep 4: Matri-Phony

Ep 5: Three Smart Saps

Ep 6: Even as I.O.U.

Ep 7: Sock-A-Bye-Baby

Ep 1: They Stooge to Conga

Ep 2: Dizzy Detectives

Ep 3: Spook Louder

Ep 4: Back From the Front

Ep 5: Three Little Twirps

Ep 6: Higher Than a Kite

Ep 7: I Can Hardly Wait

Ep 8: Dizzy Pilots

Ep 9: Phony Express

Ep 10: A Gem of a Jam

Ep 1: Crash Goes the Hash

Ep 2: Busy Buddies

Ep 3: The Yoke's On Me

Ep 4: Idle Roomers

Ep 5: Gents Without Cents

Ep 6: No Dough, Boys

Ep 1: Three Pests In a Mess

Ep 2: Booby Dupes

Ep 3: Idiots Deluxe

Ep 4: If a Body Meets a Body

Ep 5: Micro-Phonies

Ep 1: Beer Barrel Polecats

Ep 2: A Bird in the Head

Ep 3: Uncivil Warbirds

Ep 4: Three Troubledoers

Ep 5: Monkey Businessmen

Ep 6: Three Loan Wolves

Ep 7: G.I. Wanna Home

Ep 8: Rhythm and Weep

Ep 9: Three Little Pirates

Ep 1: Half-Wit's Holiday

Ep 2: Fright Night

Ep 3: Out West

Ep 4: Hold That Lion

Ep 5: Brideless Groom

Ep 6: Sing a Song of Six Pants

Ep 7: All Gummed Up

Ep 1: Shivering Sherlocks

Ep 2: Pardon My Clutch

Ep 3: Squareheads of the Round Table

Ep 4: Fiddler's Three

Ep 5: Hot Scots

Ep 6: Heavenly Daze

Ep 8: Mummy's Dummies

Ep 7: I'm a Monkey's Uncle

Ep 9: A Crime on Their Hands

Ep 1: The Ghost Talks

Ep 2: Who Done It?

Ep 3: Hokus Pokus

Ep 4: Fuelin' Around

Ep 5: Malice in the Palace

Ep 6: Vagabond Loafers

Ep 7: Dunked in the Deep

Ep 1: Punchy Cowpunchers

Ep 2: Hugs and Mugs

Ep 3: Dopey Dicks

Ep 4: Love at First Bite

Ep 5: Self-Made Maids

Ep 6: Three Hams on Rye

Ep 7: Studio Stoops

Ep 8: Slaphappy Sleuths

Ep 9: A Snitch in Time

Ep 1: Three Arabian Nuts

Ep 2: Baby Sitters' Jitters

Ep 3: Don't Throw That Knife

Ep 4: Scrambled Brains

Ep 5: Merry Mavericks

Ep 6: The Tooth Will Out

Ep 7: Hula-La-La

Ep 8: The Pest Man Wins

Ep 1: A Missed Fortune

Ep 2: Listen, Judge

Ep 3: Corny Casanovas

Ep 4: He Cooked His Goose

Ep 5: Gents in a Jam

Ep 6: Three Dark Horses

Ep 7: Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

Ep 1: Up in Daisy's Penthouse

Ep 2: Booty and the Beast

Ep 3: Loose Loot

Ep 4: Tricky Dicks

Ep 5: Spooks

Ep 6: Pardon My Backfire

Ep 7: Rip, Sew, and Stitch

Ep 8: Bubble Trouble

Ep 9: Goof on the Roof

Ep 1: Income Tax Sappy

Ep 2: Musty Musketeers

Ep 3: Pals and Gals

Ep 4: Knutzy Knights

Ep 5: Shot in the Frontier

Ep 6: Scotched in Scotland

Ep 1: Fling in the Ring

Ep 2: Of Cash and Hash

Ep 3: Gypped in the Penthouse

Ep 4: Bedlam in Paradise

Ep 5: Stone Age Romeos

Ep 6: Wham-Bam-Slam

Ep 7: Hot Ice

Ep 8: Blunder Boys

Ep 1: Husbands Beware

Ep 2: Creeps

Ep 3: Flagpole Jitters

Ep 4: For Crimin' Out Loud

Ep 5: Rumpus in the Harem

Ep 6: Hot Stuff

Ep 7: Scheming Schemers

Ep 8: Commotion on the Ocean

Ep 1: Hoofs and Goofs

Ep 2: Muscle Up a Little Closer

Ep 3: A Merry Mix-Up

Ep 4: Space Ship Sappy

Ep 5: Guns A Poppin!

Ep 6: Horsing Around

Ep 7: Rusty Romeos

Ep 8: Outer Space Jitters

Ep 1: Quiz Whizz

Ep 2: Fifi Blow Her Top

Ep 3: Pies and Guys

Ep 4: Sweet and Hot

Ep 5: Flying Saucer Daffy

Ep 6: Oils Well That Ends Well

Ep 1: Triple Crossed

Ep 2: Sappy Bullfighters