It's Another Double Feature Tonight- "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "The Monster Club"!

Posted on January 18, 2025

Tonight on MeTV-we go from frightful fruit to nasty nightlife- as we present a favorite cult classic fresh from the ghastly garden, followed by two horror greats sharing sinister stories at a gathering place of supernatural creatures of various kinds! We begin with the 1978 fan favorite “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”- followed by the House of Svengoolie, in which our Sven Squad will escort you into “The Monster Club”!

Just to clarify the above- tomatoes ARE considered a fruit, since they are seed-bearing, but are used the way you would use a vegetable. You can argue about that among yourselves. Regardless, our story begins with the discovery that the red stuff found on a victim’s body is not blood- but- tomato juice! After a rash of attacks, seemingly by tomatoes, the government authorities try to assure the public that no threat exists, while actually forming a committee to work on stopping these deadly tomatoes (yes, I know how bizarre that sounds…)!

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A team of specialists is put together, helmed by a man named Mason Dixon. Among his crew are a not-very-master of disguise, a swimmer, a scuba diver, and a soldier who drags around a parachute. Their various missions- infiltrating the ranks of the tomatoes (do tomatoes have ranks?), check out an ad agency trying to cash in on the tomato invasion, and making sure they are not part of a new crop of victims. Add to this salad a mysterious assassin, out to kill Dixon, a female reporter who gets mistaken for a spy, and someone who has learned how to control the tomatoes for his own evil agenda! It all leads to a final face-off in a stadium where it’s man versus ‘mato!

Yes, it’s as funny and ridiculous as it sounds, but this horror film parody has been requested by our viewers over and over again, and we finally got the rights to show it. So many people know its famed theme song that includes the immortal line “I know I’m going to miss her- a tomato ate my sister”, and there is other music involved, as well as some obscure actors, with the exception of Eric Christmas and Jack Riley- Mr. Carlin on “The Bob Newhart Show”. We’ll talk about the production, including a real -life mishap caught on film, and about the various sequels to this film, including the cartoon version. We’ll introduce a unique insurance plan, get a visit from Nostalgiaferatoo, bring you a new song, and more!

Then, Nostalgiaferatoo returns with the rest of our Sven squad, Gwengoolie and the Imp, to present the 1981 musical monster mash-up “The Monster Club”. This movie is loaded with rock and roll, as Vincent Price and John Carradine share supernatural stories in a special night club for creatures of the night. The stories include the tale of a woman in financial need who gets involved with a mysterious hybrid creature; a son who discovers his father is a vampire, being pursued by vampire-killers, led by Donald Pleasance; and a movie director who finds the location he is scouting for his next picture is frighteningly more of a real horror than he bargained for. Plus, there are several music performances at the club- not to mention Gwengoolie leading her own musical number. There’s a lot more fun from our Sven Squad who are happy to make you a part of the club!

The double-feature begins tonight on MeTV at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time. You can live-comment on the proceedings on Twitter/X and Bluesky, using the hashtag #svengoolie. Chicago area viewers can see some of our celebrity friends join us for “Dracula’s Daughter” at 11 am on our local station, WCIU, the U!

Join us tonight as we serve up tomatoes and bribe the doorman to allow you into a creepy club!

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abc123 20 days ago

Just a fun thing i drew. Real post in under two hours...
Klaatu abc123 20 days ago
As Larry David would say…Pretty…Pretty…Pretty Cool!
PARANORMA abc123 20 days ago
Brilliant!! Looking forward to the 'real thing' (it gets better?!).
RobBarnes abc123 20 days ago
Fangs alot A1.
Katink abc123 20 days ago
Wow, abc!
abc123 abc123 20 days ago
It will be based on the same image, but turned out a bit on the dark side, that is why i shared this...
Mikeyyy PARANORMA 20 days ago
Oh yess much better! He comes up Wonderfull displays
PARANORMA Mikeyyy 20 days ago
Oh, I know -- was merely anticipatory awe!!
VanGooliac 20 days ago
A final thought about killer tomatoes before we head off to Japan.
We’re the tomatoes working for the Tataglia or the Barzini family?
Look where Don Corleone died.
PARANORMA VanGooliac 20 days ago
Worst of all, the tomato disguised as a child, wielding the flit gun!
RobBarnes VanGooliac 20 days ago
Once Vito put that slice of orange in his mouth to smile silly at his grandson, you knew what was about to happen next.
PARANORMA RobBarnes 20 days ago
The terms of the Citrus Treaty coalition went into effect, and...! 🍅🍊☠
Engineer_Poelzig 20 days ago
I know one couple that will be watching the Godziller picture...
Klaatu Engineer_Poelzig 20 days ago
Is that Doris Day?🤔
Engineer_Poelzig Klaatu 20 days ago
Elizabeth MacRae AKA Lou Ann Poovie, Gomer's girlfriend...
Only in the movies
Klaatu Engineer_Poelzig 20 days ago
Ahhh. It kinda looked like Doris Day in Hitchcock’s “The Man Who Knew Too Much”.
Drang Engineer_Poelzig 20 days ago
Wait... Is Lou Ann Poovie any relation to Pam Poovey?
MrsG 20 days ago
💜 I don’t know about You my SvenHeads but I say that it is Freaky Friday ~ ~ ~

✌️ *_* ☮️
Klaatu MrsG 20 days ago
Just recently, someone (I won’t say who) promoted themselves as being weird. Then he called someone else weird, so don’t like them. Hmmm. I hated that because THIS is my definition of weird that I support👍
Klaatu 20 days ago
Uuugggh😖, after my 5th attempt to watch Killer Tomatoes and finally finishing, let me just say this:
1) My college film production class project was way better,
2) The most entertaining aspects of Tomatoes were the commercials for suffering/dying dogs and Colon tests,
3) I wish my DVR had faster than 30X scanning. I couldn’t scan fast enough to finish😖
4) I wouldn’t mind watching Tomatoes again in 40 years after I’m dead.
So…go ahead, delete me, hate me, Corn Field me…I can take it😁
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abc123 Klaatu 20 days ago
It is a movie I enjoy. Not one for everybody. Glad to hear you at least tried to watch...
CrazyK 1MikeM 20 days ago
Not the only time I’ve ever seen that 😂
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Pallas 20 days ago
Meow to all! I will be sure to watch my favorite kaiju monster GODZILLA with my Sweetie 😽 this Saturday night on Svengoolie!! This Kitty Kat 🐈‍⬛ loves fish so we’ll order in some 🍣 🍱 sushi for our dinner Saturday night 😹 Mmm purrrrfect movie/dinner combo 😋 don’t ya agree??
Pallas Pallas 20 days ago
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Katink Pallas 20 days ago
Hi, Palmas! Glad you are joining us!
MrsG Pallas 20 days ago
Hahaha GMan getting his boogie on 🦖💚🕺
Katink MrsG 20 days ago
Good to see that G-man is practicing our choreography for tomorrow, MrsG😀
1MikeM Pallas 20 days ago
Hello Pallas, welcome to the blog!
MrsG Katink 20 days ago
You betcha my Svenette ~
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Klaatu 20 days ago
Here’s a comment that will get deleted:
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Catbat 20 days ago
Sweet !
The1Butler 20 days ago
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DOCTORLCB 20 days ago
T minus 24 hours til Larry, Moe, and Curly
My favorites
Prblemchild DOCTORLCB 20 days ago
Thank God 😊
Prblemchild 20 days ago
Hey there my fellow Svengooliac's 🥰 new emojie, just polished my Harley boots! Had to, trying to keep the snow ❄ out ! Can't wait for our weekly get together tomorrow nite n remember stay hilarious ya'll 🤣
Pallas Prblemchild 20 days ago
HOG 👍🏻 and I don’t mean 🐖
LmerFudd Prblemchild 20 days ago
Aw, I liked your glaring emoji.
Prblemchild Pallas 20 days ago
AHAHAHAH 🤣 very nice 👌 👍 👏
Prblemchild LmerFudd 20 days ago
Awe thank you LMER 😊
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Pallas 20 days ago
Thank you Aceman, you are very kind!
Prblemchild 20 days ago
Welcome PALLAS! IDK about the deletions, I usually get deleted EVERY week just for thanking people for keeping count of the posts so like everyone else it's VERY ANNOYING n hopefully the Sven administrator will do something about it before everyone really gets piss'd....Welcome aboard tho 🤣
Pallas 20 days ago
Thanks for the warm welcome problemchild 🤝
Deletions been an ongoing issue for years. I say, “oh well” post it again (or post elsewhere, on X) Keep smiling 😸
NoPersonalChicks 20 days ago
Or to get banned, change your name, and try to pass yourself off as a newbie, amirite?
Prblemchild 20 days ago
That's what I do, repost repost repost lol
Prblemchild 20 days ago
I really don't know, I'm mind boggeld about the whole thing for real
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HERE'S ANOTHER SUGGESTION FOR A SVEN FEATURE...Silent Rage with Chuck Norris and Stephen Furst https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?&q=silent+rage+1982&&mid=647C31696CBABA4A0738647C31696CBABA4A0738&&FORM=VRDGAR
That oughta work. Basically the same premise (transplanted) as Chaney Jr's "Indestructible Man", for one, no?
Klaatu 20 days ago
Why do we need the “FLAG” option on blog comments? Isn’t it the job of Blog Administrators to remove comments that stray over the line? Why do we need individuals to perform their own regulations???
PARANORMA Klaatu 20 days ago
What I also dislike is an accidental flag-touch whilst merely scrolling, and then having to scramble to hit "cancel".
DOCTORLCB Klaatu 20 days ago
I agree, all of my posts have a delete option ???
DOCTORLCB DOCTORLCB 20 days ago
And a flag on the top right of the comment box
My old blog name was DOCTORHAHA
PARANORMA DOCTORLCB 20 days ago
When back with your former wife Minnie...?
Prblemchild Klaatu 20 days ago
I heard people use the flag because they have nothing better to do...my minds just blown by the whole deletions thing really makes no sense
Prblemchild Prblemchild 20 days ago
I'm really technology challenged so I have no idea
Klaatu 20 days ago
My reply to revengeofsouthwestranger that was deleted😡😡😡:
Hmmm…Rudolph and His Band of Sleighers?😖. What did I win?😆

C’mon Blog manager, get rid of the FLAGGING option!!
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