There Ain’t No Cure For The Summertime Shrews- Specifically "Killer Shrews" -Tonight

Posted on July 27, 2024

Tonight on MeTV- though it’s summer vacation, this may not be the best time to head to a remote island that is currently over-run by voracious mutant creatures that are running out of food- but will consider YOU the main course! There’ll be plenty of drinking, as well as eating- maybe not the best kind of that last one-as it’s an island infestation of the “Killer Shrews”!

This 1959 film takes us on a delivery run with Captain Thorne Sherman, along with his first mate Rook, who have been assigned to head their small watercraft to that remote island I mentioned, to bring supplies to a scientific outpost there. Once there, they leave their boat anchored offshore, and use a rowboat to transport the supplies to the island itself. They are met by its few human inhabitants- scientist Marlowe Craigis, his beautiful daughter Ann, research assistant Dr. Baines, Ann’s boozy supposed fiancé Jerry, and their servant, Mario.

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Thorne is surprised when Craigis tells him he and Rook should leave immediately and take Ann with him. This quick turn-around doesn’t seem like the soundest plan, since a hurricane is bearing down on the island, so leaving now is not a safe option! Thorne decides they should stay overnight in the scientist’s compound for safety’s sake, and sends his associate Rook back out to their boat to batten it down to weather the storm.

Thorne begins to bluntly question why he is being pressured to leave, and is told history of the research being done at the compound by Craigis. The scientist wants to find a way to genetically shrink humans (?!) in order to make the world’s food supply last longer! He has been experimenting with some small creatures with very short life spans, since their minimal existence makes it easier to trace his progress over multiple generations. He shows Thorne one of the smelly little creatures- shrews-and reveals that shrews must consume multiple times their weight in food every day to survive. Therein lies a problem Craigis has not revealed to Thorne.

That problem is- the genetically altered shrews, instead of shrinking, have mutated, and grown to enormous size! (When the aim is to shrink the subject, this does seem like a major miscalculation.) The super-sized shrews have escaped the compound due to the usually-overserved Jerry’s ineptitude- and now have multiplied rapidly. Now the danger of becoming ‘shrew chow’ puts the hurricane lower on the list of the island inhabitants’ worries.

Things get even worse- when tragedy befalls Rook. Soon, it would appear that the shrews, having devoured any and all the small animal life on the island, now have the compound under siege every night -in search of humans for their nocturnal feeding frenzies! Jerry’s true character is revealed- he’s a scheming coward, who’s only worried about his own survival. Meanwhile, the shrews’ attacks become more intense, with the crazed creatures willing to do anything to get at the people.

Craigis’ latest theory is, having no other food source, the shrews would turn on themselves and devour each other- but the storm’s effect on the compound, weakening it, has made it even more vulnerable to the shrews being able to break in before that happens. Another unforeseen problem- due the scientist using poisonous bait, in hopes it would kill the off, the mutated shrews have not only consumed it, but have adapted to the poison- which now makes their BITE lethal! ( Between that and the opposite of causing shrinkage, Craigis does not seem to be in the running for a Nobel prize…)

Thorne finds he must try to protect the group from the threats of both the shrews outside and the devilish lowlife Jerry inside- with the group’s only hope being able to somehow leave the compound while escaping the terrifying onslaught of the hungry beasts!

This film is indeed known for the somewhat laughable appearance of the shrews (played by disguised dogs and/or puppets) and for the fact that the cast is constantly downing martinis and other alcohol. We will inform you about the production and its cast (including “Dukes of Hazzard” star James Best and “Gunsmoke” notable Ken Curtis) and bring you a commercial very suitable in view of the imbibing in this film, plus some Shrewish Svensurround clips, as well as Gwengoolie dropping by, a song, a special vintage Olympic moment, and visits with our friends from the casts of the “Nightmare on Elm Street” franchise as well as a couple of our legendary wrestling friends!

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“Killer Shrews” invite you to dinner- or to BE their dinner-tonight at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time. MeTV again invites you to join the many viewers who are live-Tweeting during the show on Twitter, using the hashtag #svengoolie . This morning, Chicago area fans know they can watch an encore of the original Bela Lugosi “Dracula”” at 11 am on our man local station, CW26- soon to revert to its original name- “The U”!

We are only about a week away from the big Flashback Weekend horror convention in Rosemont, Il. I’ll be there on Friday ( with a special Sven anniversary celebration that night) and Saturday- check out my schedule under the “appearances” tab here on our website!

Join us tonight when no shrews is good shrews -in this classic Sven show!

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Drang 2 months ago
So old there was no closing joke after the end credits
Smilodon 2 months ago
Hey Svensters? Are y'all buried in commercials?
BEATNGU2 2 months ago
Hey Barrow, Alaska send some of that Glorious weather you have over here -We’re melting in Hot 🥵 Humid muck - PLEEEEESE !
1MikeM 2 months ago
...and dat was da Brady Bunch Meet Frankenstein...and dat's da name a dat tune!
Klaatu 2 months ago
I’m not concerned with the Blog changeover. More important things to do🙄🙄
Mamootsa 2 months ago
Yo Beat! Where are you??
Katink Mamootsa 2 months ago
Saw the salad you posted earlier, Mamootsa! Very nice!
Mamootsa Katink 2 months ago
Thank ya, Katink!
What ya cooking’ tomorrow??
Katink Mamootsa 2 months ago
Frozen Indian food, cinnamon breadstick snakes😀
abc123 2 months ago
I am ready to reclaim the top spot
Someone else may get lucky, be hot
Whoever it may be good luck to all
I will try my hardest to make you all fall
BEATNGU2 2 months ago
Who remembers this
Mamootsa BEATNGU2 2 months ago
Are they on now or later??
BEATNGU2 Mamootsa 2 months ago
“Now and Later” is a candy
TheKodakKid BEATNGU2 2 months ago
I’d ask what years that was on, but I’m afraid it would make me feel old.
1MikeM TheKodakKid 2 months ago
How about The Midnight Special and Don Kirshner's Rock Concert? That goes back in time even further!
MrsG 2 months ago
Lookie what my friend just found ~

🐍 O_O 🐍
NoPersonalChicks MrsG 2 months ago
Kingsnake, and a beauty. Harmless, fond of fine dining on other snakes and rats. Hope they didn't kill it.
Katink MrsG 2 months ago
Eeeeek!
VanGooliac 2 months ago
Smilodon, check this out.
The sloth bear holds its own in a fight with a tiger.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/30/science/sloth-bears-tigers-india.html
Drang VanGooliac 2 months ago
Baloo for the win!
BEATNGU2 2 months ago
ALL HAIL THE KING 👑 🐍!!!!!!!!
Smilodon 2 months ago
😋Night all, gotta meet my sweetie for some dinner and ice cream. See ya all tomorrow! Ice cream- mmmm.
Mamootsa Smilodon 2 months ago
Enjoy ur dinner and ice creammmmmm Smokey
Until next time,, stay safe
BEATNGU2 Mamootsa 2 months ago
Cold Stone Creamery is awesome !!!!!!
Smilodon 2 months ago
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Smilodon 2 months ago
Ok, how about the new security system, Beats:
abc123 Smilodon 2 months ago
looks like 'he' had dinner already...
BEATNGU2 2 months ago
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Mamootsa BEATNGU2 2 months ago
Hey sssssssssweet beat 🐍
Klaatu 2 months ago
Another Bela movie “The Phantom Creeps”. Who knew the robot appeared in a Rob Zombie music video??
Smilodon Klaatu 2 months ago
Rob Zombie is a collector and huge fan of horror kitsch. When I saw White Zombie perform in Indianapolis, the entire stage was dressed with all sorts of carney/sideshow/vintage stuff like this robot (who was there too). His interview segments on the 100 greatest horror movie moments belie his appearance and music. Dude is informed, erudite, bilingual, and a hard core fan of vintage film. And looks really friendly like a guy you'd knock a couple beers back with, unlike his stage persona. 10/10 highly recommend.
RobBarnes Smilodon 2 months ago
I caught Rob Zombie at OzFest 2002 in West Palm Beach. There were so many bands coming and going on 2 stages Zombie has just a fairly basic stage set-up but with a few Horror mannequins and what not.
Mamootsa 2 months ago
After our thunderstorm in Brooklyn, we saw this little piece of rainbow 🌈
Klaatu 2 months ago
Popeye and Brutus were bathtub Soaky Toys? I wanna take a bath with my Soaky Toys👍
Klaatu Klaatu 2 months ago
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Klaatu 2 months ago
Anyone ever hear of or see the 1952 movie “Vampire Over London” (aka Mother Riley Meets The Vampire), starring Bela Lugosi? I never knew about a movie series called “Mother Riley”. 🤔🤔
TheKodakKid Klaatu 2 months ago
I think this was the last, or among the last, of the “Mother Riley” movies. I won’t give away the secret of “Mother.” I think the series leaned heavily on British humor.
PARANORMA TheKodakKid 2 months ago
Yes, the series is pretty much that Monty Python variety of punter humour. And that particular one is over on YT if anyone's interested.
Smilodon 2 months ago
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Smilodon Smilodon 2 months ago
A very boopable snoot!
Mamootsa Smilodon 2 months ago
Boop 😊 Boop
PatS Smilodon 2 months ago
Ohhhhh a puma (mountain lion) (catamount). My spirit animal. Not generally a good pet. Animal Control might give him a ride back to the wild country where he could find a territory. (Unless you're havving a funzy at our expense...)
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