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Build a pizza and we'll tell you which M*A*S*H character you're sharing it with
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The only thing better than eating a slice of pizza is eating a slice of pizza with a friend. In this quiz, we're combining your love of television with your love of pizza to create the ultimate wish-fulfillment quiz.
You build your own pizza, and we'll give you a M*A*S*H character to chow down with!
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First off, any particular style pizza you're interested in cooking up?
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Let's build from the bottom up. What crust are you looking for?
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What sauce are you adding to your pizza?
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Let's be honest, the main star of a pizza is the cheese. What kind are you going for?
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And how cheesy do you want this pizza?
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Now we can move onto toppings. Any veggies?
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Any meats?
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We're about ready to pop this bad boy in the oven. How long should we cook this pizza?
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Wow, this pizza looks great! Any extra additions?
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How many slices are you taking?
Build a pizza and we'll tell you which M*A*S*H character you're sharing it with
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Hawkeye?! As long as he behaves and does NOT go all anti-military, or the WHOLE damn thing gets stuffed in his mouth!!
Sigh...Hawkeye. Why couldn't it be Klinger?
You're sharing a slice with Klinger - Wild and unpredictable, we'd love to share a slice with you two! I hope he wears his red evening gown, it will be my first date in months. :)
It doesn't matter what he wears--he always looks lovely. Have you seen his Gone With The Wind collection? Just gorgeous!
Margaret
hawkeye!
I grew up with Greek pizza, LOVE black olives, onions and Feta Cheese ( don't knock it till you try it!!) A Pepper chini on the side for good measure!
Chicago deep dish, red sauce, spinach, sausage, extra cheese, 2-3 slices...I got Radar. 🤷♀️
Hawkeye. Maybe the early funny Hawkeye I wouldn’t mind at all. But the later preachy version I’d pass
And by the way there’s no New Haven style option. ☹️
Agreed! Wisecracking Hawkeye I'll take. But if he tries to preach to me the whole pie goes up his nose!
Margaret Houlihan! I wouldn't mind that at all. I wasn't the least bit hungry, so I kept things light. I chose one slice at the last question. That must have done it!
Hmmm... I've got extra cheese, meat and veggies, and I'm eating the whole thing, and I too am sharing with Hot Lips.
Hawkeye??? I’d rather share with Hotlips! 👄
Sharing a slice with Hotlips!
Klinger for me
I’m sharing a classic slice with Hawkeye.
Sounds fun and delicious ! 🍕🍷
Sounds fun and delicious ! 🍕🍷
You're sharing a slice with Hawkeye
I said I was eating the whole thing by myself and got "You're sharing a slice with Hawkeye".
Unless he brings his own, no, I'm not...
Unless he brings his own, no, I'm not...
Hawkeye, like just about everyone else. Not a very good quiz considering I was only allowed one option for meat and one option for veggie.
Hawkeye?! No thank you, I'd rather share it with Klinger!
You're sharing a slice with Hawkeye.
Thin crust, red sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, and sausage. Hawkeye.
I chose all that too, but thick crust for me!
share with Hawheye ? better than BJ
I would have rather had BJ!
"You're sharing a slice with Hawkeye. You like the classics for a reason, but you're not afraid
to go off-track and spice things up every now and again!"
I always thought it odd that for a comedy like MASH, there were no in jokes. Like on Streets of
San Francisco, a character used Karl Malden's real name. Or Rob Petrie appearing on Diagnosis:
Murder. Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton meeting the stars Jackie Gleason & Art Carney and
debating which was the funnier one, in one of the "lost" Honeymooners episodes on the
Catchy network. Or the Flintstones episode with paintings of naked women on the walls,
I could never figure out how no one noticed till VCRs came along, as me and my buddies
spotted them when we were 8 or 9.
to go off-track and spice things up every now and again!"
I always thought it odd that for a comedy like MASH, there were no in jokes. Like on Streets of
San Francisco, a character used Karl Malden's real name. Or Rob Petrie appearing on Diagnosis:
Murder. Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton meeting the stars Jackie Gleason & Art Carney and
debating which was the funnier one, in one of the "lost" Honeymooners episodes on the
Catchy network. Or the Flintstones episode with paintings of naked women on the walls,
I could never figure out how no one noticed till VCRs came along, as me and my buddies
spotted them when we were 8 or 9.
Or they had in-jokes that were so in that nobody else got 'em...
That's true, some writers would put in stuff that was just for themselves.
You and me, were we writing for a series might do the same,like putting in the names
of our pals growing up.
If you check out the Wanted posters in Westerns, they sometimes would have the names of
the behind the scenes talent on the series.
Or the names of people from competing series.
On a Bonanza episode there was a wanted poster for Hondo Lane. A reference to the then
(1967) "Hondo" TV series, based on the 1953 Duke Wayne movie.
And of course there was the all time, unequaled ever, "in joke" in Citizen Kane, as to the
true meaning of "Rosebud", and it had nothing to do with a sled.
You and me, were we writing for a series might do the same,like putting in the names
of our pals growing up.
If you check out the Wanted posters in Westerns, they sometimes would have the names of
the behind the scenes talent on the series.
Or the names of people from competing series.
On a Bonanza episode there was a wanted poster for Hondo Lane. A reference to the then
(1967) "Hondo" TV series, based on the 1953 Duke Wayne movie.
And of course there was the all time, unequaled ever, "in joke" in Citizen Kane, as to the
true meaning of "Rosebud", and it had nothing to do with a sled.