Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army''

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  1. Who says... "He's a nut!"?
  2. Who says... "Bass, shut your mouth and open it."?
  3. Who says... "That Mrs. Devareaux is as ugly as homemade soap."?
  4. Who says... "If my duck stands still, you can catch him by the bill."?
  5. Who says... "He's a wild one."?
  6. Who says... "Look at him go! He's a strange one!"?
  7. Who says... "That Viola Slat is the biggest gossip in town."?
  8. Who says... "There goes a happy man."?
  9. Who says... "Jelsey, walk with me! Jelsey, dance with me! Jelsey, kiss my mouth!"?
  10. Who says... "Could you stretch that out a little?"

Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army''

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94 Comments

Tbrew001 1 day ago
Ernest T is hilarious in almost every episode he is in
Blaketon 1 day ago
Heads up, people! This is totally unrelated to the quiz, but not a lot of people do the Perry Mason quizzes. I have been doing them for some time, and the most recent comments on the quizzes are from 6 MONTHS ago at least ( accept for my own )! It would be so cool if other people would do them and leave a comment. I hope you all have a wonderful day! Feel free to comment! :)
Zip 1 day ago
10/10
One of my favorite Ernest T. episodes.
I still say he should have had his own spinoff show where he joins the military, like Gomer had. Man, that would be wild.
Blaketon Zip 1 day ago
That WOULD be sooo wild. And HILARIOUS!!! :)
tinkparker 1 day ago
7/10 I love when his taking the physical test
Blaketon tinkparker 1 day ago
"Huuuuuuuusssssshhhhhhh" Hahahahahaha!! SOOO funny! :)
Another quote, "Bass, shut your mouth and open it." Hilarious!!
edcrumpacker tinkparker 21 hours ago
Me too, Miss Kitty 😉
Kevin 2 days ago
7/10 I don't think I ever saw that episode, I just guessed based on assumptions. Lol.
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