Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''The County Nurse''

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  1. Who says... "That's a stethoscope. Know what it does?"
  2. Who says... "All right. Now we know we're both alive!"
  3. Who says... "That little kissy on the jaw. That, uh, felt kinda good, didn't it?"
  4. Who says... "I don't see no sense in clutterin' things up in between!"
  5. Who says... "Immortality? Oh, that means bein' famous like Columbus or George Washington or some of them."
  6. Who says... "You know, it's a good thing she ain't campaignin' for folks to get their eyes examined."
  7. Who says... "Well, you're a dear!"
  8. Who says... "Don't that clutch you?"
  9. Who says... "And I'll give you exactly three to git off of my property!"
  10. Who says... "Well, all right. Too bad, though. You'd a made a fine statue."

Daily Andy Quote Quiz: ''The County Nurse''

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56 Comments

paulbryars 15 hours ago
8/10. This Rade character was in some of the funniest episodes.
edcrumpacker 20 hours ago
9/10 missed #7 dangburnit!
Outstandin'!
Wendy57 24 hours ago
8/10
Andy sure has a preference for nurses.
Must be the sponge baths.
And 2 of them had the exact same name....
JHP Wendy57 1 hour ago
maybe a rubber ducky too? :) and Mr. Bubble?
frenchman71 1 day ago
7/10. I like this episode because of Julie Adams.
Zip 1 day ago
7/10
Two of the questions I got wrong were ones that I thought were said by someone else but turned out to be said by Barney. Don't that beat all?!

Not a favorite episode of mine, btw. As a nurse, i thought Mary was a little pushy and stern. I'll just stick with Peggy as my nurse, please.
9/10. But I think #7 is wrong, Mary said "you're a dear" to Andy.
I thought so too.
I really got 10/10. I just finished watching the episode on Paramount...Mary said, "You're a dear" right before she kissed Andy. He told her he would take her up to Rafe's house for his tetanus shot.
JHP ShagbarkH1Ck0ry 1 hour ago
throw the red flag!!! :)
MrsPhilHarris 1 day ago
4/10 😲
Jacki MrsPhilHarris 1 day ago
You scored one better than me. ☺️
Me to. All I remember about this one is Julie Adams.
I didn’t do too well on this one either
JHP leeroyprice 1 day ago
you could land a 747 on those eyebrows
Big3Fan 1 day ago
Only seven. I took a shot and got stuck on three💉, five, 💉and seven💉.
The answer to #7 is wrong, Mary is the correct answer
Then my score is 8/10.
sjbang88 1 day ago
6/10 That's bad, everything considered
Calhoun1959 sjbang88 1 day ago
Better than my score
Jacki 1 day ago
3/10...Yikes! I really tanked on that one.🙄 Not one of my favorite episodes.
texasparrow55 1 day ago
5/10 I should have done better as I’ve seen this episode many times. I remember Barney due to be vaccinated at the end of the episode. I can’t remember if he passed out or not - lol.
He didn't pass out, but thought Mary had jabbed him before she did, and when she did he cried out in pain.
jodyh05 1 day ago
7/10. I thought I would do better. I like this one.
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