Gomer vs. Goober: Can you guess who said these classic Mayberry quotes?

It's a pile of Pyles!

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It's a Mayberry quote-off as these cousins battle head-to-head to see which one is better remembered. Two contenders vying for your memory.

Gomer came first, but then there was Goober. How well do you remember these two? We'll give you a quote, and then it's your job to tell us who said it! Be sure to share your thoughts and your score in the comments section below! 

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  1. "I love picnics. Speaking of picnics, you remember that movie 'Picnic'? Cary Grant sure was good in that movie."
  2. "You're breakin' the law, and so I, as a responsible person, need to arrest you! Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"
  3. "You don't think they're too porous, do you? I'd hate for my leg hairs to poke through!"
  4. "You know that's not as stupid as it looks, readin' a day-old paper. I do it myself sometimes - kinda gives you a sense of power, don't it? I mean knowing how everything's gonna come out."
  5. "Boob? Why that's an insult in the face of the public!"
  6. "Oh! Well, when I get married, I'm gonna marry exactly the same kinda woman I am. That ain't gonna be easy to find, ya know."
  7. "An employee ought to have a vacation every now and then. To fish and rest. I don't wanna burn myself out. I 'member my daddy tellin' me a person's only got one body, and he was right, too."
  8. "I'd be happy to look at your motor. I'm sure it's a sight to behold, but I don't know nothin'..."
  9. "Gilly, you can't drive a car fast all the time - you gotta take her slow every now and then!"
  10. "Didn't want you to say later on we'd overcharged you."

Gomer vs. Goober: Can you guess who said these classic Mayberry quotes?

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