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Rate these terrible dad jokes, and we'll tell you which classic television dad is destined to be your father
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Dad jokes: You either love them, or you love to hate them. In this quiz, we'll give you a dad joke, and you tell us if it made you groan, giggle, or somewhere in between. In return, we'll tell you which classic television dad is your actual father!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
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Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.
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How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
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How do you organize a space party? You planet.
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And the ever clever response, "Hi ______, I'm dad."
Rate these terrible dad jokes, and we'll tell you which classic television dad is destined to be your father
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