Which television detective are you hiring to solve these mysteries?
The best way to take this quiz is while listening to the Law and Order theme song on repeat!

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Everyone loves a good detective show, but when things get hairy, can you actually trust these people to do their jobs? We've compiled a list of hypothetical scenarios.
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Someone at work stole your lunch out of the communal fridge! Who do you want on the case to find the culprit?
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One of your friends has been gossiping about you behind your back. Which detective are you calling to discover who that two-faced rat is?
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You're walking down the street when a stranger rushes past and steals your wallet! Who are you sending on that robber's tail?
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Some monster in your neighborhood has stolen the password to your Wi-Fi! Which television detective are you hiring?
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Some hooligans keep ding dong ditching your door! Which on-screen sleuth are you asking for help finding those fiends?
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Someone keeps letting their dog go to the bathroom on your lawn! Who are you hiring to find out which of your neighbors the culprit is?
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Someone sneezed on you (on purpose) and a week later, you got sick! Which detective will you hire to find patient zero?
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You have two roommates. One of them is using your very expensive shampoo that you keep in a shared shower. Which detective will you hire to find the culprit?
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Someone you thought was a friend steals one of your prized stuffed animals and then flees the country. Who would you hire to track them down?
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Oh no! You've been murdered! It's out of your hands, but which detective would you feel most confident in tracking down the killer?
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Which television detective are you hiring to solve these mysteries?
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74 Comments

80%... What's "ding dong ditching"?? and I'm ashamed as a Batman fanatic that I didn't choose him for #7
90% similar
Some of these questions are crazy! LOL! I can't see half of these detectives solving these capers. LOL!
Yes I chose Magnum even though he probably could careless about ding dong ditch but just to have him come to my house is fine by me.
Some of these questions are crazy! LOL! I can't see half of these detectives solving these capers. LOL!
Yes I chose Magnum even though he probably could careless about ding dong ditch but just to have him come to my house is fine by me.
80%. Columbo works only homicide cases for the LAPD so he would have refused to investigate trivial types of crimes.
60% similar. I would rather have Kolchak on monster detail. Really don't think he'll be able to do much about the wallet. Also, where's Jim Rockford when you need him? Don't tell me. You left a message on his answering machine and he'll return your call as soon as possible.
90%. I want Steve McGarrett on all of my cases !!!
Crockett and Tubbs would solve any crime, do it in style, and would have great music playing in the background.
Absolutely! You couldn't find two more cool police detectives! 😎 😎 I can't believe I forgot about them. Very cool show, Miami Vice.