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Who said it: Barney Fife or Hawkeye Pierce?
Were these words said in Mayberry or the 4077th?
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It would be such an iconic moment if Barney Fife and Hawkeye Pierce were on the same show. Both characters were imperative to their shows and have said some memorable lines.
On The Andy Griffith Show, Barney Fife was the deputy you'd love to be around. Not only was he hilarious, but he also had a good heart. On M*A*S*H, Hawkeye Pierce was the man in charge, but he was loving too...in a silly way.
You never knew what to expect when these two characters were talking. Now, we want you to guess who said these lines.
Good luck!
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Who said it?: "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a man take off a dress before?"
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Who said it?: "Life, liberty and pursuit of happy hour."
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Who said it?: "Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?"
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Who said it?: "If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive!"
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Who said it?: "I discussed you with everyone I know, and we all find you disgusting."
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Who said it?: "Well, if it ain't daddy long legs."
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Who said it?: "I'm armed, and if you don't go home, I just might take a shot at you!"
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Who said it?: "Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch."
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Who said it?: "Rule number one: obey all rules. Secondly do not write on the walls as it is very difficult to remove writing off of walls."
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Who said it?: "Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?"
Who said it: Barney Fife or Hawkeye Pierce?
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184 Comments
9 of 10.
I got 9 out of 10
9/10
8/10 I watch a lot of andy griffith
9/10. I watch a lot of MASH.
8 of 10 on a repeat quiz.
I needs to remember better. Heh.
I needs to remember better. Heh.
Easy Peasy. Piece o' cake! 10/10
Ten out of Ten!
TAGS superfan and devoted fan of Bernie(Just SHUT UP Bernie!🤣)
TAGS superfan and devoted fan of Bernie(Just SHUT UP Bernie!🤣)
😂
9/10
6 out of 10.
10/10 Love both shows so wasn't difficult to figure out the snark of Hawkeye vs the unwittingly hilarious Barney Fife.
9/10. Love Andy Griffith show. Can't stand MASH. Missed number 7. What episode is that from?
Same here, 9/10 Love Andy Griffith, never watch Mash and don’t remember Barney ever threatening to Shoot someone.
I totally agree.
9/10 Boy, there's a combo. Like saurkraut and ice cream
9/10 - fat fingered one.
TAGS and MASH 2 of my favorite shows
10/10 I know my MASH trivia!
10/10 I thought it would be fairly easy and was right
7/10.
9/10
Same score as me.☺️ I don't know Mash, but I do know Bernie, oh I mean Barney...he's "a scream!".😄
"There once was a deputy named Fyfe,
who carried a gun and a knife,
the gun was all dusty,
the knife was all rusty,
'cause he never caught a crook in his life."
who carried a gun and a knife,
the gun was all dusty,
the knife was all rusty,
'cause he never caught a crook in his life."
😂 That's so funny...I love it. I remember that episode. Barney thought little Opie wrote it, but little Opie couldn't read or write yet. 😄
Love the comment fellow
Bernie fan ... 🫢Oops, Barney, Big Barn, Bernard🤭😉
Bernie fan ... 🫢Oops, Barney, Big Barn, Bernard🤭😉
Thanks fellow Bernie/Barney fan! He's "such a scream". I love that quote. 😄
Poor Barney! Everybody's picking on old Barn!
😄
10!