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Who said it, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space or Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H?
Pick apart quotes from two of TV's most popular prickly characters.
Paranoid. Quick-tempered. Loner. These are words that describe two characters from completely different shows: Dr. Smith from Lost in Space and Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H. Think you can tell the difference between insults lobbed by the sci-fi villain-turned-friend and the hit drama's favorite doctor nemesis to its leading man?
Let's find out!
Below, we've pulled quotes from both Smith and Burns to see if you can separate these overly sensitive characters from one another. Good luck!
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"The ignorance of that remark is excusable only because of your extreme youth."
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"You're both a disgrace to the medical profession, let alone the United States Army."
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"The Directive is canceled. Now, get on with it!"
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"Are you laughing at me, you bubble-headed booby?"
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"I'm fine! I'm completely fine! The last thing I'm gonna give you two ghouls is any of my blood!"
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"There's nothing in the dark that's not there in the light."
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"If I had the intelligence of a goose, I'd still be a genius compared to you!"
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"Well, Colonel, I don't think you appreciate the true nature of our situation, um, gravity-wise speaking."
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"You and I will never be friends, Major."
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"The only reason I'm paranoid is because everyone's against me."
Who said it, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space or Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H?
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34 Comments
9/10
I haven't seen Lost in Space in YEARS, but I still got 10/10. I'm a *serious* MASH fan.
You got 10 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
I haven't seen Lost in Space in a long time, but I watch MASH as often as I can.
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
I haven't seen Lost in Space in a long time, but I watch MASH as often as I can.
9/10
Well, that was easy.
Who said it, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space or Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H?
You got 10 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
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Maj. Frank Burns: "I know I'm a real asset."
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: "You're only off by two letters."
("THE ABDUCTION OF MARGARET HOULIHAN(1976)")
You got 10 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
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Maj. Frank Burns: "I know I'm a real asset."
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: "You're only off by two letters."
("THE ABDUCTION OF MARGARET HOULIHAN(1976)")
9/10 - been a while since I've seen any episodes of either show
9 out of 10. Oh the pain the pain.
You got 8 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
Missed #6 and #9
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
Missed #6 and #9
Larry Linville was amazing.
You got 9 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
You got 9 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
I missed the 9th question :(
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
I missed the 9th question :(
7 out of 10.
8/10 Missed #6 and #9
5/10. Foiled by 3, 6, 8, 9 and 10. Obviously can't differentiate between Homer Smith and Jerry Burns.
6/10 not bad
It's funny to look at the "you and I will never be friends" line from Dr Smith to Don West, given that in the recent reboot of LIS Smith and West are traveling together when they first join the Robinsons.
8/10; never watched M*A*S*H.
You got 8 out of 10 -----------Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.