Who said it: Festus Haggen or Yosemite Sam?

This here quiz ain’t for no muttonheads or galoots.

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Well, hiya pardner! How’s about you mosey on over to this quick quotations quiz. No need to be afeard, it can’t hurtcha. Might leave a right smart sting on yer pride, though!

See if you can reckon who said these lines – Yosemite Sam from the Looney Tunes or Festus Haggen from Gunsmoke. Here’s hopin’ you know all you know and no not knowin’ always never comes to nothing. Got it? Us neither.

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  1. "Start walkin' ya doggone, long-eared galoot."
  2. "Doc, I ain't never gonna try to talk you into nothing again."
  3. "Now, be there any livin' varmint as aims to try to tame me?"
  4. "Crookeder than a dog's hind leg."
  5. "He's a fellow you need to walk up wind of, even if there ain't no breeze a-blowin'."
  6. "Danged old fin flappin' flounder."
  7. "Hotter than a jug full of red ants."
  8. "Ima gonna blow ya to smithereenies."
  9. "All a' you skunks clear outta here!"
  10. "Alright you ornery old skutter, just never you mind a-callin' me a muttonhead."
  11. "I've gotcha outnumbered one to one."
  12. "I'll get after you like thunder after lightning."

Who said it: Festus Haggen or Yosemite Sam?

Your Result...

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229 Comments

epickett 3 days ago
11/12. Don't know ANYTHING about Festus, but I know a lot about Yosemite Sam. :-) I just picked all the ones I *knew* were Sam, and then chose Festus for the others.
Robertp 4 days ago
12/12. Looks like a lot of people did well.
Kaydee 5 days ago
11/12....Trust me, never really knew much of the stuff Yosemite Sam would say. My answers were solely based on what I know Festus Haggen wouldn't say....If that makes any sense Ha!
rory49 Kaydee 4 days ago
Makes sense - but I was just the opposite!
Kaydee rory49 4 days ago
Lol I got you! Thanks!
LH rory49 4 days ago
Same here. I could never stand that guy Festus he was so annoying! So everything I knew was based on Yosemite Sam!
boogerdogger 5 days ago
Missed a couple, dagnabbit! Sounds like the language my neighbors use around here.
peterm 5 days ago
12/12 not a Gunsmoke watcher
but i do love a Yosemite Sam cartoon
TammyMeador 5 days ago
You got 11 out of 12
Lookie that, pardner! You're the roughest, toughest, quote-knowin'-est buckeroo in these parts. 😊
John111911Smith 5 days ago
12/12
I’m the roughest, toughest, quote-knowin’est buckeroo in these here parts!…
I thought I was going to be a sidewinder.
MrPerfect 5 days ago
12/12. Once again...absolutely perfect.
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