Who said it: Wally or Beaver?

Which Cleaver kid said these classic quotes?

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Gee, there were some funny lines on Leave it to Beaver!

Beaver sure had a way with words, even if it wasn’t always the right way. And Wally never passed up a chance to “give him the business.”

But in the end, these two classic TV brothers always had each other’s backs, whether facing bullies or Mr. Cleaver’s disapproving stare.

Here are 12 funny and heartwarming lines from Leave it to Beaver. Can you guess who said each one?

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  1. “Sometimes things get so messed up, crying is the only thing you can do.”
  2. “I guess girls stop making you sick just about the same time baths stop making you sick.”
  3. “We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.”
  4. “You look like that time you ate all those rotten eclairs you found in the trash behind the supermarket.”
  5. “Gee, Dad. Would you mind yelling at him yourself? I’ve got a lot of homework to do.”
  6. “I can look funny if I want to.”
  7. “If you were a father and you had a kid, you’d like it if the kid liked you.”
  8. “Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.”
  9. “How come whenever parents do anything nice, they always wonder if they’re doing the right thing?”
  10. “Look, I’m only helping you ’cause if dad gets mad at you, he always winds up getting mad at me.”
  11. “I'd rather do nothing with you than something with anybody else.”
  12. “If he tells you I called him an anthropoid, it’s nothing bad. You don’t have to look it up or anything. It just means ape.”

Who said it: Wally or Beaver?

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169 Comments

trogg888 23 months ago
this is one of those shows that even though ive seen them a hundred times they still make me laugh.great characters and writing
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texasluva 23 months ago
Lets all meet up @ How well do you know these Leave It to Beaver sports situations? For MQ.
AllisonWunderland 23 months ago
Sounds good to me 😉
AllisonWunderland 23 months ago
That…or it just rains a few drops and quits 🤨
2016jessica 2 months ago
What does that have to do with Wally and Beaver
AllisonWunderland 23 months ago
…🫣
Well, I'm here. For what that's worth. 😛
texasluva KJExpress 23 months ago
You could hold out a sign stating Alms (movies) For the Poor 😏. It's okay though. Just being here is what counts. You'll get your movie wings soon I bet.
KJExpress texasluva 23 months ago
Haha. I figure some night you are going to feature a very obscure movie known only to me and I will be all set. 🤭
Mags is all fat and sassy coz she went to the Beauty Shop today 😆
thuesgen 24 months ago
Leave it to Beaver is one of my favorite shows. RIP Wally! Heaven has gained a wonderful big brother.
Achille1 24 months ago
Leave it to Beaver is amazing because it’s from the 50s get it is relevant today as it ever was maybe even more so.
adamsbabe 24 months ago
Leave it to beaver, starring Barbara billingsly Hugh Beaumont and Tony dow. And Jerry mathers as the beaver
chanw426 24 months ago
I’ll never forget watching the episode with the steaming bowl of soup on the billboard when I was young. So funny!! RIP Tommy Dow.
jpdirisio13 24 months ago
10/12.....better than I expected......haven't seen the show in......
bsantaniello 24 months ago
8/12 Oh boy. I watch two episodes a day. What was I thinking!
Hilary 24 months ago
Wally was simply the best always looking out for the Beaver. A good big brother. Kudoes to Tony Dow. RIP
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