Who said it: Wally or Beaver?

Which Cleaver kid said these classic quotes?

Gee, there were some funny lines on Leave it to Beaver!

Beaver sure had a way with words, even if it wasn’t always the right way. And Wally never passed up a chance to “give him the business.”

But in the end, these two classic TV brothers always had each other’s backs, whether facing bullies or Mr. Cleaver’s disapproving stare.

Here are 12 funny and heartwarming lines from Leave it to Beaver. Can you guess who said each one?

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  1. “Sometimes things get so messed up, crying is the only thing you can do.”
  2. “I guess girls stop making you sick just about the same time baths stop making you sick.”
  3. “We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.”
  4. “You look like that time you ate all those rotten eclairs you found in the trash behind the supermarket.”
  5. “Gee, Dad. Would you mind yelling at him yourself? I’ve got a lot of homework to do.”
  6. “I can look funny if I want to.”
  7. “If you were a father and you had a kid, you’d like it if the kid liked you.”
  8. “Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.”
  9. “How come whenever parents do anything nice, they always wonder if they’re doing the right thing?”
  10. “Look, I’m only helping you ’cause if dad gets mad at you, he always winds up getting mad at me.”
  11. “I'd rather do nothing with you than something with anybody else.”
  12. “If he tells you I called him an anthropoid, it’s nothing bad. You don’t have to look it up or anything. It just means ape.”

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texasluva 3 days ago

MrsPhilHarris saw this movie coming -The Window- Now we can all watch it. Congrats MPH

The Window (1949) 1 hr 13 min- Drama-Film-Noir-Thriller
Ted Tetzlaff
Bobby Driscoll---Barbara Hale---Arthur Kennedy---Ruth Roman
To avoid the heat of a sweltering summer night a 9-year-old Manhattan boy decides to sleep on the fire escape and witnesses a murder, but no one will believe him.


texasluva 3 days ago
Friday Night Movie Quiz-08-05-2022

One of those movies that were caught up in the times. Then once seen they wonder why they never either heard of it or seen it. One of those I've seen a murder but nobody believes me. This has a rating around 7.5 and happy to have found it. Now you need to figure out what it is and guess it.
The male star which plays the husband in this had a nice long career run. Along with 5 nominations for an Oscar. Never winning one though. The wife played by a well known actress which after was seen mostly on TV shows, series. One on a long, long run which we see on MeTV today. She had a long life and just passed away about 5 years ago. The other star a child in this has something to tell but no one believes him. This is probably the child's best movie other then a Disney Movie character he played a few years later. Six years after this movie he was out of the cinema entertainment business. Tragically he passed away a few years later as a homeless person.
The movie is well done and keeps your attention. You might feel some of the characters thoughts and caught up in the moment. Drama-Film-Noir-Thriller


This is so good that I'm showing it- Drew Barrymore's Classic First Appearance | Carson Tonight Show--

Rasputin - Boney M. Dance Scenes Old Movies Mashup--

120 Movie Dance Scene Mashup--

Wild Weekend - The Rebels - 1963--

"Do-Re-Mi" - THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965)--

Dirty Harry Do You ( I ) Feel Lucky Punk?--

Bonus Movie #1-

99 River Street (1953)-1 hr 23 min--Action--Crime--Drama (rated 7.4)
Phil Karlson
John Payne---Evelyn Keyes---Brad Dexter---Frank Faylen---Peggie Castle

A former boxer turned cab driver has to hide from the police when his badgering wife is murdered by the jewel thief she was having an affair with.

Bonus Movie #2-

Smoky and The Bandit (1977)-1 hr 36 min--Action--Adventure--Comedy
Hal Needham
Burt Reynolds---Sally Field---Jerry Reed---Mike Henry---Jackie Gleason

The Bandit is hired on to run a tractor-trailer full of beer over state lines, in hot pursuit by a pesky sheriff.


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texasluva MrsPhilHarris 12 hours ago
Get ready for another big movie week. We are going to show ones you have not seen in awhile and other greats you all remember Get a load of this below.

Bonus movie #1-
Director James Cameron (who you ask?) 3 academy awards- Terminator- Aliens-Avatar-Titanic (written by)-The Abyss-Need I say more.
True Lies (1994)
Arnold Schwarzenegger---Jamie Lee Curtis---Tom Arnold---Bill Paxton
There are more reasons then one to watch this movie. You'll get a chuckle, suspense, Jamie Lee Curtis doing her dance routine--Action-- Comedy-- Thriller.
Arnold doing some field work in a bathroom brawl.

Sort of a hasta la vista baby--I'll Be Back or D-W (I won't say it). Oh that was him in another movie.

Bonus Movie #2-
Sabrina (1954) Rating 7.6!
Billy Wilder
Humphrey Bogart---Audrey Hepburn---William Holden


Saturday's Movie Up To You-You each get one vote-In case of ties the top 2 will be voted upon-All these movies are in the top 1% of all movies. All of them will move you to some extreme. Maybe I will do this weekly. That way you will get one of the movies you wish to see sooner or later. My order would be 1, 3 , 2, 4- All have top actors and directors.
1. From Here To Eternity (1953)-Burt Lancaster---Montgomery Clift---Deborah Kerr---Donna Reed---Frank Sinatra---Ernest Borgnine-
2. Raging Bull (1980)-Robert De Niro--Cathy Moriarty--Joe Pesci
3. Judgment At Nuremberg (1961)-Spencer Tracy--Burt Lancaster--Richard Widmark--Maximilian Schell--Judy Garland--Montgomery Clift--William Shatner
4. Lifeboat (1944)-Tallulah Bankhead--John Hodiak--Walter Slezak--William Bendix--Hume Cronyn--Canada Lee-

Now for your movie for today-
House On Telegraph Hill (1951)-1 hr 33 min-Crime--Drama--Film-Noir
Robert Wise
Richard Basehart---Valentina Cortese---William Lundigan---Fay Baker
Concentration camp survivor Victoria Kowelska finds herself involved in mystery, greed, and murder after she assumes the identity of a dead friend in order to gain passage to America.



MrsPhilHarris texasluva 10 hours ago
Ooooo House On Telegraph Hill! 😳
texasluva MrsPhilHarris 10 hours ago
Ha ha, your funny. Just think the ohhhhh's when I show scream, Alien and others. I also have Pulp Fiction in a fabulous copy. Though debating if I should show it on MeTV site. I would be happy for whomever wishes to see it and email it to them. Today I sent a message to MeTV. I think it was maybe the 2nd or 3rd time ever. It was about the notifications and a few other problems they seem to have encountered. Notifications no longer go to my email like before. I do get the quizzes and things like that but no red bell. Notifications that used to go to my email and I can tell if someone posted to me or gave me a like. Also the like button below our posts does not seem to be working properly like before. Around a month or so when they had problems with booting people out. The only way I can find out if there is a post to me is go to the notification section and click on it and curser below. I also got ringer on my end on PC and phone whenever someone posted to me. That no longer works at all. They had these problems around 2 years ago but fixed them plus the bell turning red.

Okay you have the list of four movies I will show one on Saturday. You get to vote on one you would like. The one with the most gets that one. I think I will show the rest the following weeks.
MrsPhilHarris texasluva 8 hours ago
I know longer get the red dot notification either. I noticed the like totals disappeared as well. I think there has been issues for about 3 or so weeks. I know others have mentioned the have issues too.

If I had to pick a movie probably JAN. Excellent movie.
AllisonWunderland 3 days ago
Well, I'm here. For what that's worth. 😛
texasluva KJExpress 3 days ago
You could hold out a sign stating Alms (movies) For the Poor 😏. It's okay though. Just being here is what counts. You'll get your movie wings soon I bet.
KJExpress texasluva 3 days ago
Haha. I figure some night you are going to feature a very obscure movie known only to me and I will be all set. 🤭
Mags is all fat and sassy coz she went to the Beauty Shop today 😆
thuesgen 6 days ago
Leave it to Beaver is one of my favorite shows. RIP Wally! Heaven has gained a wonderful big brother.
Achille1 7 days ago
Leave it to Beaver is amazing because it’s from the 50s get it is relevant today as it ever was maybe even more so.
adamsbabe 7 days ago
Leave it to beaver, starring Barbara billingsly Hugh Beaumont and Tony dow. And Jerry mathers as the beaver
chanw426 7 days ago
I’ll never forget watching the episode with the steaming bowl of soup on the billboard when I was young. So funny!! RIP Tommy Dow.
jpdirisio13 7 days ago
10/12.....better than I expected......haven't seen the show in......
bsantaniello 7 days ago
8/12 Oh boy. I watch two episodes a day. What was I thinking!
Hilary 8 days ago
Wally was simply the best always looking out for the Beaver. A good big brother. Kudoes to Tony Dow. RIP
15inchBlackandWhite 8 days ago
My personal favorite was the one where Wally and the Beav noticed that June kept rearranging the furniture in their bedroom, and when Beaver wondered why Wally answered "I don't know, Beav, I guess old people get a kick out of moving furniture around or something." We used to routinely offend our mother by repeating that one.
Jacki 8 days ago
Wally was a great big brother to the Beaver. Rest in peace. You will be missed.
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