Who said these lines in the M*A*S*H finale?
Can you recall who said these lesser-known lines in the series finale?

To say the M*A*S*H series finale "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" is well-remembered would be a pretty big understatement. From the big moments to the small ones, M*A*S*H fans have been recalling and rewatching moments from the series finale since it first aired in 1983.
We've asked you before to match the M*A*S*H characters to their final words on the show, but can you guess who said these lesser-known lines in the series finale?
Good luck!

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Who said this line: "Listen, have you heard the latest? The truce talks are on again"?
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Who said this line: "Oh, same old stuff. This and that, ups and downs. What can I say?"
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Who said this line: "If you don't mind I'd like to exchange my straight jacket for something in a 39 normal"?
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Who said this line: "We all make mistakes. Forgive and forget, that's my motto. This makes up for the mistake they made when they drafted me in the first place"?
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Who said this line: "If you want to hide in the desert you have to look like sand"?
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Who said this line: "Oh I don't know Margaret, you don't seem to have any problem using words"?
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Who said this line: "I should have known better than to help somebody that has no regard for other people!"?
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Who said this line: "Is it the war that stinks, or me?"
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Who said this line: "What happened to that pattern of firing off three rounds and then going away?" ?
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Who said this line: "I don't believe I'm saying this... I'm staying in Korea"?

Who said these lines in the M*A*S*H finale?
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104 Comments

7 - a few confused me. Poor Klinger, after trying everything to go home, he ends up staying - hopefully Soon Lee found her parents after a day or two...
5 of 10. Not too bad seeing as I have not watched it since the original airing. Always working when I see it is airing again. The last question is by far the easiest.
"Who said this line: 'If you don't mind I'd like to exchange my straight jacket for something in a 39 normal?'"
It's a STRAITjacket. MORE bad writing.
It's a STRAITjacket. MORE bad writing.
10/10 I remember that episode very well, as did millions of other Americans
Your score is 3 out of 10
Are you looking at the score you wanted, or are you confused like Hawkeye in this picture?
As much as I watched that show you'd think I would've done better. I can hear Frank saying, "Hey loser, nice score!"
Are you looking at the score you wanted, or are you confused like Hawkeye in this picture?
As much as I watched that show you'd think I would've done better. I can hear Frank saying, "Hey loser, nice score!"
10 out of 10. I know that episode like the back of my hand. It was an intense viewing experience when it aired on CBS in the 80s and of course I taped it as it aired and watched it over and over again on that tape and later on DVD.