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Who said these lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?
Step into the writers' room and see how well you know the quotes!
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Everybody knows and loves The Dick Van Dyke Show for its physical comedy. While Van Dyke was absolutely the Prince of Pratfalls, the show's writing deserves some spotlight, too. After all, it's a show about comedy writers!
Here's the deal: We'll provide a quote, and you'll guess who said it! Good luck!
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"It's just like my Aunt Agnes used to say..."
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"Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity."
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"This guy laughs at everything! Bet he'll laugh if I say 'shoehorn'... SHOEHORN!"
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"At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls."
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"I want to take a nap before I go to sleep."
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"Millie, in trying to help you, Rob, wrote fourteen letters praising the show, and Alan, and you."
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"Noooo. I was at the U.N. the day it happened. Listen, if this guy didn't have those four eyes, I'd have married him."
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"I dreamt that Danny Thomas was chasing me and throwing walnuts at me, and every place he'd hit me I'd lose a thumb and grow an eye!"
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"The only Dick and Betty Carter I know are Phil and Edna Greenbaum."
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"This is getting to me. I think I'm a premature father."
Who said these lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?
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