The Carol Burnett Show
Weeknights at 11 PM
Sundays at 10:30 PM
eastern (on most MeTV stations)
The variety show that made Carol Burnett and her comedy troupe household names, The Carol Burnett Show stars Burnett alongside comedians Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Lyle Waggoner and Tim Conway. The show is famous for its memorable sketch comedy, often consisting of movie parodies, such as "Went with the Wind," an upside-down take on "Gone with the Wind," and original situational comedy, such as recurring sketches "The Family," which was spun off as television series "Mama's Family," and "Kitchen Commercials."
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Episode Guide
Episode Guide
Season 1
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
- Season 11
Ep 1: Guests Juliet Prowse and Martha Raye
Guests Juliet Prowse and Martha Raye. Originally aired on 11/20/67.
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Ep 2: Guests Jonathan Winters and Eddie Albert
Guests Jonathan Winters and Eddie Albert. Originally aired on 09/25/67.
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Ep 3: Guests Lucille Ball, Tim Conway, and Gloria Loring
Guests Lucille Ball, Tim Conway, and Gloria Loring. Originally aired on 10/02/67.
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Ep 4: Guests Diahann Carroll, Smothers Brothers, and Richard Kiely
Guests Diahann Carroll, Smothers Brothers, and Richard Kiely. Originally aired on 10/23/67.
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Ep 5: Guests Jack Palance and Liza Minnelli
Guests Jack Palance and Liza Minnelli. Originally aired on 02/05/68.
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Ep 6: Guests Dick Chamberlain, Gloria Loring, and Kay Medford
Guests Dick Chamberlain, Gloria Loring, and Kay Medford. Originally aired on 11/13/67.
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Ep 7: Guests Lesley Ann Warren and Don Adams
Guests Lesley Ann Warren and Don Adams. Originally aired on 11/27/67.
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Ep 8: Guests Barbara Eden and Jonathan Winters
Guests Barbara Eden and Jonathan Winters. Originally aired on 12/04/67.
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Ep 9: Guests Mickey Rooney and John Davidson
Guests Mickey Rooney and John Davidson. Originally aired on 12/11/67.
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Ep 10: Guests Tim Conway and Jack Jones
Guests Tim Conway and Jack Jones. Originally aired on 03/18/68.
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Ep 11: Guests Shirley Jones and George Chakiris
Guests Shirley Jones and George Chakiris. Originally aired on 01/22/68.
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Ep 12: Guests Jonathan Winters and Dionne Warwick
Guests Jonathan Winters and Dionne Warwick. Originally aired on 01/29/68.
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Ep 13: Guests Martha Raye and Betty Grable
Guests Martha Raye and Betty Grable. Originally aired on 02/12/68.
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Ep 14: Guests Nanette Fabray and Art Carney
Guests Nanette Fabray and Art Carney. Originally aired on 02/19/68.
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Ep 15: Guests Garry Moore, Durward Kirby, and John Gary
Guests Garry Moore, Durward Kirby, and John Gary. Originally aired on 02/26/68.
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Ep 16: Guests Shani Wallis and Tim Conway
Guests Shani Wallis and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 04/29/68.
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Ep 17: Guests Barbara McNair and Sid Casesar
Guests Barbara McNair and Sid Casesar. Originally aired on 05/06/68.
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Ep 18: Guests Peter Lawford and Minnie Pearl
Guests Peter Lawford and Minnie Pearl. Originally aired on 04/15/68.
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Ep 19: Guests Imogene Coca and Vic Damone
Guests Imogene Coca and Vic Damone. Originally aired on 12/09/68.
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Ep 20: Guests Alice Ghostley and Jim Nabors
Guests Alice Ghostley and Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/23/68.
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Ep 21: Guest Carol Channing
Guest Carol Channing. Originally aired on 09/30/68.
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Ep 22: Guests Bobbie Gentry and George Gobel
Guests Bobbie Gentry and George Gobel. Originally aired on 10/14/68.
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Ep 23: Guests Edie Adams and Tim Conway
Guests Edie Adams and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 10/21/68.
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Ep 24: Guests Nanette Fabray, Mel Torme, and Don Rickles
Guests Nanette Fabray, Mel Torme, and Don Rickles. Originally aired on 11/11/68.
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Ep 25: Guests Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson
Guests Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson. Originally aired on 11/04/68.
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Ep 26: Guest Tim Conway
Guest Tim Conway. Originally aired on 01/06/69.
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Ep 27: Guests Eileen Farrell and Marily Horne
Guests Eileen Farrell and Marily Horne. Originally aired on 12/16/68.
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Ep 28: Guests Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney
Guests Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney. Originally aired on 12/30/68.
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Ep 29: Guests Perry Como and Tim Conway
Guests Perry Como and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 01/20/69.
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Ep 30: Guests Chita Rivera and Vice Edwards
Guests Chita Rivera and Vice Edwards. Originally aired on 02/03/69.
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Ep 1: Guests Shirley Jones and Ken Berry
Guests Shirley Jones and Ken Berry. Originally aired on 02/17/69.
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Ep 2: Guests Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales
Guests Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales. Originally aired on 02/24/69.
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Ep 3: Guests Martha Raye and Mike Douglas
Guests Martha Raye and Mike Douglas. Originally aired on 03/17/69.
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Ep 4: Guests Larry Hovis and Barrie Chase
Guests Larry Hovis and Barrie Chase. Originally aired on 03/24/69.
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Ep 5: Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr
Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr. Originally aired on 03/31/69.
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Ep 6: Guests Imogene Coca and Robert Goulet
Guests Imogene Coca and Robert Goulet. Originally aired on 04/07/69.
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Ep 7: Guests Imogene Coca and Robert Goulet
Guests Imogene Coca and Robert Goulet. Originally aired on 04/07/69.
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Ep 8: Family Sketch Show
Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 04/28/69.
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Ep 9: Guests Ken Berry and Jim Nabors
Guests Ken Berry and Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 10/20/69.
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Ep 10: Guests Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone
Guests Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone. Originally aired on 11/03/69.
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Ep 11: Guest Jim Nabors
Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/22/69.
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Ep 12: Guests Nancy Wilson and Nanette Fabray
Guests Nancy Wilson and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 01/12/70.
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Ep 13: Guests Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters
Guests Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters. Originally aired on 09/29/69.
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Ep 14: Guests Edward Villella and Steve Lawrence
Guests Edward Villella and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 10/06/69.
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Ep 15: Guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry
Guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry. Originally aired on 10/13/69.
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Ep 16: Guests Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, and Rowan & Martin
Guests Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, and Rowan & Martin. Originally aired on 11/10/69.
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Ep 17: Guest Andy Griffith
Guest Andy Griffith. Originally aired on 11/17/69.
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Ep 18: Guests Lucille Ball and George Carlin
Guests Lucille Ball and George Carlin. Originally aired on 11/24/69.
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Ep 19: Guests Lucille Ball and George Carlin
Guests Lucille Ball and George Carlin. Originally aired on 11/24/69.
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Ep 20: Guests Trini Lopez and Nanette Fabray
Guests Trini Lopez and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 03/09/70.
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Ep 21: Guests Martha Raye and Tim Conway
Guests Martha Raye and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 12/08/69.
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Ep 22: Guests Garry Moore and Durward Kirby
Guests Garry Moore and Durward Kirby. Originally aired on 12/15/69.
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Ep 23: Guests Nancy Wilson and Donald O'Connor
Guests Nancy Wilson and Donald O'Connor. Originally aired on 12/29/69.
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Ep 24: Guests Kaye Stevens and Audrey Meadows
Guests Kaye Stevens and Audrey Meadows. Originally aired on 01/05/70.
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Ep 25: Guests Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr
Guests Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr. Originally aired on 01/19/70.
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Ep 26: Guests Soupy Sales and Mel Torme
Guests Soupy Sales and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 01/26/70.
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Ep 27: Guests Barbara Feldon and Joan Rivers
Guests Barbara Feldon and Joan Rivers. Originally aired on 02/02/70.
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Ep 1: Family Sketch Show
Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 02/16/70.
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Ep 2: Guests Pat Carroll and Jack Jones
Guests Pat Carroll and Jack Jones. Originally aired on 02/23/70.
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Ep 3: Guests Jane Connell and Tim Conway
Guests Jane Connell and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 03/02/70.
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Ep 4: Guests Martha Raye and Mel Torme
Guests Martha Raye and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 03/23/70.
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Ep 5: Guests Peggy Lee and Tim Conway
Guests Peggy Lee and Tim Conway. Originally aired on 03/30/70.
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Ep 6: Guests Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee
Guests Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee. Originally aired on 04/13/70.
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Ep 7: Family Sketch Show
Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 05/04/70.
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Ep 8: Guest Jim Nabors
Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/14/70.
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Ep 9: Guests Cass Elliot and Pat Paulsen
Guests Cass Elliot and Pat Paulsen. Originally aired on 09/21/70.
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Ep 10: Guests Nanette Fabray and Ken Berry
Guests Nanette Fabray and Ken Berry. Originally aired on 10/12/70.
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Ep 11: Guests Pat Carroll and Art Carney
Guests Pat Carroll and Art Carney. Originally aired on 01/04/71.
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Ep 12: Guests Nanette Fabray and Steve Lawrence
Guests Nanette Fabray and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 09/28/70.
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Ep 13: Guests Eydie Gorme and Joan Rivers
Guests Eydie Gorme and Joan Rivers. Originally aired on 10/05/70.
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Ep 14: Guests Lucille Ball and Mel Torme
Guests Lucille Ball and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 10/19/70.
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Ep 15: Guests Bernadette Peters and Donald O'Connor
Guests Bernadette Peters and Donald O'Connor. Originally aired on 10/26/70.
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Ep 16: Guests Don Rickles and Mel Torme
Guests Don Rickles and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 12/07/70.
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Ep 17: Guests Martha Raye and Ross Martin
Guests Martha Raye and Ross Martin. Originally aired on 11/16/70.
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Ep 18: Guests Debbie Reynolds and John Davidson
Guests Debbie Reynolds and John Davidson. Originally aired on 11/30/70.
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Ep 19: Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, and Julie Bond
Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, and Julie Bond. Originally aired on 12/14/70.
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Ep 20: Guests Jerry Lewis and Leslie Uggams
Guests Jerry Lewis and Leslie Uggams. Originally aired on 01/11/71.
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Ep 21: Guests Mel Torme and Michele Lee
Guests Mel Torme and Michele Lee. Originally aired on 01/18/71.
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Ep 22: Guests Rita Haryworth and Jim Bailey
Guests Rita Haryworth and Jim Bailey. Originally aired on 02/01/71.
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Ep 23: Guests Ken Berry and Totie Fields
Guests Ken Berry and Totie Fields. Originally aired on 02/15/71.
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Ep 24: Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart
Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Originally aired on 02/22/71.
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Ep 25: Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart
Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Originally aired on 02/22/71.
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Ep 26: Guests Pat Carroll, Tim Conway, and Karen Wyman
Guests Pat Carroll, Tim Conway, and Karen Wyman. Originally aired on 03/01/71.
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Ep 27: Guests Mike Douglas and Bernadette Peters
Guests Mike Douglas and Bernadette Peters. Originally aired on 03/08/71.
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Ep 1: Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost
Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost. Originally aired on 03/22/71.
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Ep 2: Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost
Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost. Originally aired on 03/22/71.
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Ep 3: Guests Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray
Guests Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 03/29/71.
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Ep 4: Guests Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray
Guests Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 03/29/71.
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Ep 5: Guests Karen Black and Paul Lynde
Guests Karen Black and Paul Lynde. Originally aired on 03/22/72.
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Ep 6: Guests Bernadette Peters and Cass Elliot
Guests Bernadette Peters and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 11/10/71.
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Ep 7: Guest Jim Nabors
Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/15/71.
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Ep 8: Guests Carol Channing and Steve Lawrence
Guests Carol Channing and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 10/06/71.
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Ep 9: Guests Carol Channing and Steve Lawrence
Guests Carol Channing and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 10/06/71.
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Ep 10: Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot
Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 10/13/71.
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Ep 11: Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot
Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 10/13/71.
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Ep 12: Guests Peggy Lee and Dom Deluise
Guests Peggy Lee and Dom Deluise. Originally aired on 10/20/71.
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Ep 13: Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll
Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll. Originally aired on 10/27/71.
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Ep 14: Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll
Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll. Originally aired on 10/27/71.
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Ep 15: Guests Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde
Guests Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde. Originally aired on 11/03/71.
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Ep 16: Guests Mel Torme and Nanette Fabray
Guests Mel Torme and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 11/17/71.
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Ep 17: Guests Eydie Gorme, Shecky Green, and Improv Group
Guests Eydie Gorme, Shecky Green, and Improv Group. Originally aired on 11/24/71.
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Ep 18: Guests Tim Conway and Cass Elliot
Guests Tim Conway and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 12/01/71.
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Ep 19: Guests Dionne Warwick and Ken Berry
Guests Dionne Warwick and Ken Berry. Originally aired on 12/15/71.
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Ep 20: Guests Steve Lawrence and Dick Martin
Guests Steve Lawrence and Dick Martin. Originally aired on 12/29/71.
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Ep 21: Guests Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee
Guests Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee. Originally aired on 01/05/72.
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Ep 22: Guests Tim Conway and Ray Charles
Guests Tim Conway and Ray Charles. Originally aired on 01/26/72.
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Ep 23: Guests Tim Conway and Ray Charles
First, a dad tries to help his tomboy daughter. Then, Ray Charles performs "Look What They've Done to My Song". Finally, a pampered painter causes problems on the job. Guests Tim Conway and Ray Charles. Originally aired on 01/26/72.
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Ep 24: Guests Eydie Gorme and Vincent Price
First, Carol is an operator stuck in an elevator with zany characters. Then, in "Horror Playhouse", Carol unknowingly marries a mad scientist. Guests Eydie Gorme and Vincent Price. Originally aired on 02/09/72.
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Ep 25: Guests Kay Ballard and Steve Lawrence
First, in As the Stomach Turns, Marion struggles in the hospital. Then, in Operation Minestrone, Carol falls for a wanted GI. Guests Kay Ballard and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 02/16/72.
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Ep 26: Guests Nanette Fabray and Burt Reynolds
Guests Nanette Fabray and Burt Reynolds. Originally aired on 02/23/72.
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Ep 1: Guests Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme
Guests Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme. Originally aired on 03/01/72.
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Ep 2: Guests Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme
Guests Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme. Originally aired on 03/01/72.
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Ep 3: Guests Jack Klugman and Tony Randall
Guests Jack Klugman and Tony Randall. Originally aired on 03/08/72.
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Ep 4: Family Sketch Show
Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 03/29/72.
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Ep 5: Family Sketch Show
Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 03/29/72.
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Ep 6: Guests Petula Clarke and Tim Conway
In Moving Day, a young elevator operator has a crush on Carol, who plays it up to make Harvey jealous. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol's soap opera alter ego inherits money from her late, great uncle, but problems arise when her family stops by for a visit.
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Ep 7: Guests Ken Barry and Jack Weston
In The Operation, Carol asks Harvey for a divorce, moments before he operates on an ailing patient. Then, in Ethel Herman, Jack Weston flirts with Carol, who replies to him only in song. Finally, in The Old Folks, Carol teases Harvey that he's too old to play golf.
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Ep 8: Guest Paul Sand
In Honeymoon Sweet, newlyweds Carol and Paul have honeymoon jitters. Then, Carol and the gang perform classic TV Commercial parodies, including Diaper Dampers, E.F. Mutton, the Innersplotch Water Mattress, Matador, Scoop Mouthwash, and Cross-My-Body-Bra. Finally, in Astronauts Going to Mars, Paul finds out that he wasn't invited to a barbecue back on Earth and rubs it in Harvey's face.
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Ep 9: Guests Paul Sand and Tim Conway
In An American Housewife, Carol finds the world falling apart around her with natural disasters and emergencies. Then, in Pregnant Pause, Paul is jealous of Carol's soon-to-be-born baby. Finally, in Gangster Movie, Tim tries to off the notorious "Mr. Big", but nothing works.
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Ep 10: Guests Richard Crenna and Ruth Buzzi
In The Models, Carol debates cheating on her model husband with another model, striking a pose along the way. Then in Adam and Eve 12, Carol asks for a divorce from her husband, just as they're about to catch the perp. Finally, in Celebrities and Peasants, Carol and Ruth can't work together to win the game show competition.
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Ep 11: Guests Dick Martin and Anthony Newley
In The Wine Tasters, two wine tasters battle it out to enter the Hall of Fame for Wine Tasters. Then, in Send in the Clowns, Carol helps her boss prepare for his wedding and sings the classic song. Finally, in Stella Toddler, Carol's klutzy alter ego is honored with a footprint outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater.
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Ep 12: Guest Steve Lawrence
In Exercise with Jack Leilani, Carol tries her best to exercise, despite her large size. Then, in The Carpenters, Harvey and Lyle complain about women in the workforce, obliviously to Carol finishing the construction project behind them. Finally, in Bachelor Party, Steve uses his charm one last time to woo Carol, not knowing she's his fiance's sister.
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Ep 13: Guest Vincent Price
In The Meeting, Carol reunites with high school friend, Vicki, who makes her second guess her life. Then, in Spy Story, Harvey is short on cash to pay his secret informant. Finally, in Rhoda Dimple, Carol plays a 12 year old starlet who gets the close-up she deserves.
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Ep 14: Guests Eydie Gorme and Tim Conway
In The Fortune Teller, a fortune teller foresees Carol future moments before it happens. Then, in The Oldest Man, Tim plays a 243 year old who won't let Harvey into the high-end restaurant without a necktie. Next, in Masquerade Party, husband and wife, Harvey and Vicki, are hypnotized and become the other person. Finally, in Che Cosa, Harvey must overcome the language barrier to woo Carol, a Spanish maiden.
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Ep 15: Guests James Coco, Nancy Walker, and Rock Hudson
In The Blind Date, James binges to calm his nerves before meeting a blind date. Then, in The Baby Sitter, an uptight Carol is reluctant to leave her child with the babysitter for the first time. Next, in Sisters, Carol takes Vicki on as her sister, hoping to teach her self-respect. Finally, Carol and the gang perform classic TV commercial parodies, including Joe Nimith, Oven Cleaner, Margarine, Shodies Tissue, Gotcha, and Geritone.
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Ep 16: Guest Tom Smothers
In Partners, Harvey blames his bad luck on his ventriloquist dummy. Then, in The Family, Tom recovery in the hospital takes a turn when his whole family brings their problems for a visit.
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Ep 17: Guests Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway, and Maggie Smith
In The Stake Out, Carol's police stakeout turns into a blind date. Then, in A Visit from Karen, a star-struck Carol badgers an old friend about her experiences as a Hollywood starlet.
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Ep 18: Guests Tim Conway, Joan Rivers, and Vincent Price
In Workshop with Willie, Tim plays a TV handyman surrounded by incompetent helpers. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey wants to go to an adult film, and Carol responds with "I'm Old Fashioned". Finally, Carol and the gang perform classic TV parodies, including Police Lady, Chiquita and the Man, Rhonda, Tony Tallahassee.
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Ep 19: Guests William Conrad and Alan King
In Laurel and Hardy, the gang pays homage to the slapstick duo. Then, in The Other Doctor, Harvey and Bill are golfing pals until a rival doctor comes between them. Finally, Carol and the gang perform a classic TV commercial parody on kitchen products.
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Ep 20: Guest Tim Conway
In The Boxerette, Carol boxes with Tim, who's refuses to hit a girl. Then, in The Oldest Man, officer Harvey interviews Tim, the Oldest Man, about a murder.
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Ep 21: Guests Tim Conway and Bernadette Peters
In The Stickups, three criminals accidently rob the same bar at the same time. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey applies to be a guard at the bank. Next, in The Typists, Carol and her co-workers live their lives in beat with their typewriters. Finally, in Movie Pantomime, Carol finds a friend at the movies, only he's disgusted with her.
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Ep 22: Guests Sammy Davis Jr. and Cher
In The Deputy, Harvey tries to get his old deputy back when a dangerous gang rolls into town. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol is desperate for excitement but can't get her hair styled by the dresser.
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Ep 23: Guest Maggie Smith
In The Ham Actor, three actors attempt to sabotage the others while also trying to impress a big-wig in the audience. Then, in The Truck Drivers, two hard-nosed drivers prepare for life as divorced and single men. Finally, in Fight to the Finish, Carol and the gang pantomime the fight of the century.
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Ep 24: Guest Bernadette Peters
In Give Him the Needle, two feuding doctors use a patient as a bargaining chip. Then, in Mr. Cool, Harvey tries to teach Tim how to charm the ladies. Finally, in Call Me a Doctor, Vicki double-crosses her crook boyfriend, using a naive doctor.
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Ep 1: Oldest Man, The / Hollow Hero, The
In The Oldest Man, Harvey goes to the doctor, the Oldest Man. Then, in The Hollow Hero, Princess Vicki wants to marry a man who swallowed a grenade, much to her royal parents' dismay.
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Ep 2: Guests Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme
In 200 Years Ago Today, Harvey reminisces about the old Revolutionary days. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang perform a TV commercial parody about kitchen products. Next, in By the Time I Get to Phoenix, Carol tries to run away from her husband, but every form of transportation fails her. Then, in The Cafeteria, customers steal each other's seats in a crowded lunchroom. Finally, in Salute to Universal Studios, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including Hamlet, Rooster Cogburn, Freud, and Earthquake.
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Ep 3: Washington Wacko / D.M.V., The / I'll Do the Talking
In Washington Wacko, Carol goes bananas just before her husband meets the President. Then, in The D.M.V., Harvey's license plate gets mixed up with a confusing employee. Finally, in I'll Do the Talking, Carol and Tim talk to each other and over each other, oblivious to what the other is saying.
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Ep 4: Guest Betty White
In Pom Pom Girls, Carol and Betty reunite at their high school reunion and sing "Ready to Begin Again". Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who learns to play blackjack.
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Ep 5: Guest Alan King
In Rich Lady, Broke Lady, Carol and the gang parody "Rich Man, Poor Man". Then, in Salute to Warner Brothers, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including The Fountainhead, They Died with Their Boots On, and Ceiling Zero.
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Ep 6: Pickups, The / Beauty and the Shrimp / Mrs. Wiggins
In The Pickups, Harvey and Tim try to woo two wanna-be actresses. Then, in Beauty and the Stump, Tim complains about everything. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Carol covers for her boss by lying to his wife, only she turns his night out with the boys into a night out with the girls.
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Ep 7: Guest Steve Lawrence
In The Oldest Man, the only person to help fight an airport epidemic is the Oldest Man. Then, in The Guardians, Carol and Steve fake an argument so they won't be named the guardians of their friends' kids.
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Ep 8: Guest Madeline Kahn
In The Family, Carol plays Eunice, who is determined to star in a local production, despite lacking the talent of her drama teacher.
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Ep 10: Guest Sammy Davis Jr.
In The Slave Ship, a carpetbagger stages a revolt against the tough gallery master. Then, in Her Majesty and the Mob, Queen Carol announces a 128 percent tax increase to the locals.
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Ep 11: Guest Jim Nabors
In Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, Quite Contrary, Carol and the gang parodies "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman". Then, in Do Not Disturb, a dog-tired Tim just wants to sleep, but his noisy neighbors fight next door.
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Ep 12: Guest Steve Lawrence
In Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen commercials. Then, in Fire At Will, Private Tim can't detonate the cannon successfully. Finally, in The Comic, Carol cheers up her comedian husband by heckling him.
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Ep 13: Working at Marriage / Natural Velvet
In Working at Marriage, Carol and Tim have their weekly gripe promptly at 8am. Then, in Natural Velvet, Carol and the gang parody "National Velvet", with Carol playing the horse.
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Ep 14: Guest Roddy McDowall
In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who can't use a door buzzer correctly. Then, in Medical Documentary, a starry-eyed doctor uses his patient to get famous. Finally, in The Lift, Carol reunites with an old flame in a series of one-word exchanges.
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Ep 15: Whiplash / Family, The
In Whiplash, Harvey fakes an injury to scam an unsuspecting Carol. Then, in The Family, Eunice and Mama are mad after they attend the anniversary of her husband's co-worker.
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Ep 16: Mildred Fierce
In Mildred Fierce, Carol and the gang parody the classic "Mildred Pierce", with Carol playing Joan.
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Ep 17: Mother of the Bride / Stradivarius / Perfect Crime, The
In Mother of the Bride, Carol gives daughter Vicki last minute marriage advice. Then, in Stradivarius, Harvey desperately seeks a repairman for his violin. Finally, in The Perfect Crime, Carol is married to a billionaire who is the most boring man alive.
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Ep 18: Guest Alan King
In Sleep No More My Lady, Carol comes home from work, just as Tim gets up to leave, and the two must coordinate in their small apartment. Then, in The Reunion, Carol reunites with a high school friend and tries to convince her she's happy. Finally, in The Session, Carol visits a psychiatrist for the first time and meets a preoccupied analyst.
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Ep 19: Guest Betty White
In The Family, Mama cleans out the attic, and Eunice finds out what happened to her childhood bunny. Then, in Counterfeit Bill, Carol tries to get rid of a fake twenty dollar bill.
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Ep 20: Mrs. Wiggins / Boy Meets Girl
In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary who makes ordering lunch an ordeal. Then, in Boy Meets Girl, Harvey tries to pick up Carol.
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Ep 21: Mrs. Wiggins / Fruitcake, The
In Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball is thrown out of the house for playing poker. Then, in The Fruitcake, Carol tries to avoid a nervous breakdown, despite her husband's annoying behavior.
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Ep 22: Guest Glen Campbell
In The Guinea Pig, Carol searches for a cure for Swine Flu before her lover turns into a pig. Then, in A Star is Born, Carol and the gang parody the classic film. Next, in The Other Woman, Carol distracts her friend so she won't see her husband is cheating. Finally, in Take a Letter, Carol tries to take dictation from her boss, but the company's faulty products keep getting in the way.
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Ep 23: Wrong Number / Saturday Night / Recital, The / Vacuum Salesman
In Wrong Number, Carol questions a strange phone call for her husband. Then, in Saturday Night, Carol tries to get invited to a party next door. Next, in The Recital, four talentless musicians perform a showcase. Finally, in Vacuum Salesman, Tim has an emotional breakdown while trying to sell a vacuum.
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Ep 24: Guest Rock Hudson
In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary debating if she should leave her husband for a head-over-heels suitor. Then, in The Newscasters, Carol and Rock have a marital spat live on the air.
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Ep 1: Ham Actor, The / Oldest Man, The
In The Ham Actor, Carol and Harvey try to survive an outdoor performance despite a coming storm. Then, in The Oldest Man, the Oldest Man captains a ship headed toward an iceberg.
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Ep 2: Kidnapping / Family, The
In Kidnapping, Carol gets her fifteen minutes of fame when her husband is kidnapped. Then, in The Family, Eunice is determined to win "The Gong Show" by singing.
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Ep 3: Goodbye Charlie / As the Stomach Turns
In Goodbye Charlie, Tim writes a eulogy for his best friend, only to discover he was wooing his wife. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol's daughter comes back to life as a Bionic Woman.
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Ep 4: Mrs. Wiggins / Harry's Mirage and Grill
Mrs. Wiggins, just before Christmas, Mr. Tudball conducts a fire drill to keep the insurance company appeased. Then, in Harry's Mirage and Grill, Harvey and Tim find a desert oasis with a beautiful woman -- or is it just a mirage?
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Ep 5: Guest Neil Sedaka
In I.R.S. Office, Harvey uses his income tax tricks to woo a woman. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV kitchen products. Finally, in The Long Goodnight, Carol tries to get rid of guests who have worn out their welcome.
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Ep 6: Business Lunch, The / Mrs. Wiggins / Oldest Man, The
In The Business Lunch, a strictly-professional Harvey proposes a business merger to Carol aka marriage. Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball fights the coffee machine. Finally, in The Oldest Man, a hurried man goes to his butcher, the Oldest Man.
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Ep 7: Family, The / Soap to Nuts
In The Family, Eunice plays monopoly with a bored Mama. Then, in Soap to Nuts, Carol's soap opera addiction threatens her marriage.
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Ep 8: Oldest Man, The / Morning After, The
In The Oldest Man, Harvey gets a hot dog from the Oldest Man. Then, in The Morning After, Carol and Harvey can't remember what happened at last night's party, and they fear the worst.
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Ep 9: Torchy Song
In Torchy Song, the gang parodies the classic film, with Carol playing a demanding Joan Crawford on a warpath.
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Ep 10: Guest Ken Barry
In Babes in Barns, the gang parodies the classic film "Babes in Arms", with Carol playing Judy Garland and Ken playing Mickey Rooney.
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Ep 11: Guests Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand
In How to Win a Friend, a shy man tries to gain self-confidence by talking back to a phonograph record. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol is upset that her sister is spending the weekend with a man. Finally, in The Putrefied Forest, the gang parody the classic movie "The Petrified Forest" with Carol playing Bette Davis and Steve playing Humphrey Bogart.
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Ep 12: Guests Joel Grey and Cass Elliott
In The Candidate, Carol speaks for her husband when he becomes ill before a TV panel discussion. Then, in Mary McClusky, Joel, Harvey, and Lyle are dogs trying to woo an owner. Finally, in Salute to Foreign Films, Carol and the gang parody classic films, including "The Bicycle Thief", "French Blackout", "The Seven Samurai", and "Never on a Sunday".
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Ep 13: Guest Carl Reiner
In Terminal Hospital, a shy doctor masquerading as a male nurse must save a patient. Then, in The Writer #1, the characters in Harvey's story come to life as he writes them, but they have a hard time keeping up with the ever-changing plot. Finally, in The Plot to Hurt Hitler, the gang parodies a TV friendly version of the classic film "A Plot to Kill Hitler", with Carol playing Marlene Dietrich.
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Ep 14: Guests Anthony Newley and Bernadette Peters
In The Invisible Man's Mother, Carol discusses life with her invisible son. Then, in The Englishman, Tony believes he can get anything he wants by using a British accent. Next, in Carol and Sis, Carol's old flame returns to kindle a relationship with her sister. Finally, in Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone drama teacher tasked with laying the cornerstone of their new theater.
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Ep 15: Movie Fan, The / Rebecky
In The Movie Fan, Carol is an woman obsessed with movie culture, to the detriment of her husband. Then, in Rebecky, the gang parodies the classic film
"Rebecca", with Carol as Joan Fontaine and Harvey as Lawrence Olivier.
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Ep 16: Guest Jack Gilford
In The Hat, a shy man becomes the center of attention when he puts on a hat. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol fears her sister was kidnapped. Finally, in The Writer, the characters from Harvey's story come to life as he writes about survivors at sea.
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Ep 17: Guests John Davidson, Ruth Buzzi, and Burt Reynolds
In Zelda and Gladys, Carol and Ruth disguise themselves in the audience and poke fun at the show. Then, in The Ham Actor, Carol fills in for a sick ballerina. Finally, in Salute to MGM studios, the gang parodies classic films, including "Lust for Life", "National Velvet", and "Camille".
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Ep 18: Guests Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara
In Mary Worthless, Carol rains on the happiest married couple's parade. Then, in Mr. and Mrs. Chou En Lai, the Chinese leader and his wife discuss their recent visit to America. Next, in The Auto Accident, the juxtaposition between men and women is shown with two different car crashes. Finally, in Street Wedding, a poor couples decide to marry on the street, to the shock of their society parents.
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Ep 19: Guest Tim Conway
In Nora Desmond, Carol plays an washed-up, silent film actress doing a bug spray commercial. Then, in F. Lee Bunny, Carol asks a Rabbit to be her attorney. Finally, in The Oldest Man, the slaves on a ship get a new recruit -- the Oldest Man.
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Ep 20: Guests Steve Lawrence and Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin opens with a monologue as Laverna, a chatty woman in a restaurant. Then, in The Godfather, the gang parodies the classic film, with Steve playing Marlon Brando and Carol as his bride. Finally, in Caged Dames, Carol plots her escape from prison to get away from the gruff matron.
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Ep 21: Guest Vincent Price
In Carol and Sis, Carol suspects her sister is pregnant and tries to figure out who the father is. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol sabotages a poker game on a riverboat. Finally, in Salute to Horror Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Mummy", "The Wolf Man", and "The Bride of Frankenstein".
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Ep 22: Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway
In The Talk Show, Steve fights for control of his talk show from his obnoxious guests. Then, in Cobumble, the gang parodies "Columbo" with Steve as Peter Falk.
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Ep 23: Guests Ruth Buzzi and Jack Gilford
In Censorship, Carol and Vicki cut lines from a sketch so they don't offend anyone. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol suspects Harvey is having an affair after he gets into an automobile accident. Finally, in Snow White - Fifteen Years Later, Carol plays an aged Snow dissatisfied with her Prince Charming.
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Ep 24: Guests Tim Conway and Kay Ballard
In Service Station Attendant, a bank robber stops for gas, only to be served by a slow attendant. Then, in The Luncheon, girlfriends fight over who should pay most of the bill. Finally, in The Dater's Game, a parody of "The Dating Game", a male stage manager assumes the position of one of the female contestants after he ruins her dress.
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Ep 25: Guests John Byner and Petula Clarke
In The Old Folks, a couple reminisces over their keepsakes, singing "You're My Reason". Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parodies TV commercials, including S-inchester Cigars, Second Cup of Coffee, MacDougal's Hamburger, Rational Airlines, and Tidey. Next, in Alice Portnoy, Carol as a Fireside girl scout is kidnapped, only she's more than the kidnappers bargained for. Finally, in The Firing of Donald Duck, the movie studio decides to can the famous bird.
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Ep 1: Guests Tim Conway and Valerie Harper
In The Ham Actor, an obnoxious actress fills in for the sick leading lady. Then, in The First Blind Date, Valerie helps Carol woo her date. Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey's house is on fire, and the Oldest Man comes to his rescue.
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Ep 2: Guests Ken Berry and Eydie Gorme
In Carol and Sis, Carol and Vicki disturb Harvey while he attempts to finish his taxes. Then, in Salute to RKO Studio, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Pride of the Yankees", "Notorious", "The Outlaw", and "Quasimodo".
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Ep 3: Guests David Hartman and Paula Kelly
In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a washed-up, silent film actress who goes to dinner for the first time in years. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol questions a doctor's methods to treat her sick husband. Finally, in This Is Your Lifetime, a parody of "This Is Your Life", Carol is embarrassed when she's caught on camera at the gym after gaining weight.
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Ep 4: Guests William Conrad and Isabel Sanford
In Carol and Sis, Harvey mistakenly steals another man's wallet. Then, in TV Blackouts, the gang salutes TV shows, including "Sonny and Cher, "Jack LaLanne", "Password", "The Golddiggers", and "Maude".
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Ep 5: Barby and Ben / Rancid Harvest
In Barby and Ben, a toy couple's marriage is threatened by the arrival of a G.I. doll. Then, in Rancid and Harvest, a parody of "Random Harvest", with Carol as Greer Garson, a woman who falls for a man with no memory of his past.
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Ep 6: Guest Tim Conway
In George and Zelda, a disguised Carol and Harvey complain to the audience before the show. Then, in The Spy, a WWII bomber pilot jumps without a parachute. Finally, in The Ham Actor, a TV debut for an acting duo goes horribly wrong.
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Ep 7: Guests Tim Conway and Charo
In Uni-Sex Salon, a hairdressing Carol drives Tim up the wall. Then, in Boring Speech, a member of the Garden Club can't stay awake for their meeting. Finally, in Interview with Chiquita, Tim interviews Charo and meets her equally feisty mother.
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Ep 8: Guests Helen Reddy and John Byner
In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress, who's so sure she's dying, she plans a death scene. Then, in Rona Rumor, a Hollywood gossip columnist ruins a happy marriage by twisting their words. Finally, in TV Commercials, the gang parodies classic TV commercials, including Shaving, Dirt Around the Collar, Sludge, Improper Margarine, Left-Guard Deodorant, Minnie Made Orange Juice, and Ritalls Dry Control.
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Ep 9: Guest Jim Nabors
In Yung Fool, Carol and the gang parody the classic TV hit "Kung Fu", with Harvey as the Chinese Master, Jim as the Student.
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Ep 10: Guest Tim Conway
In The Ham Actor, Carol loses her contact lenses moments before she must go on stage. Then, in Airline Security, Tim detains Harvey, determined to search through his briefcase before he boards the plane. Finally, in The Old Flame, Carol dreams up the perfect meeting when she runs into a former love.
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Ep 11: Guest Gloria Swanson
In Carol and Sis, the elevator boy has a crush on Carol. Then, in The Guilty Man, Carol plays a sweet housewife who understands her husband's martial indiscretions... at first.
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Ep 12: Guests Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme
In The Parolee, an just released parole tries to calm his girlfriend down before she makes a scene and gets him thrown back in jail. Then, in Salute to the Movie Series, the gang parodies classic entertainment, including "Young Dr. Kildaire", "The Cisco Kid", and "The Latin Bombshell". Finally, in The Wolfman, Carol and friends poke fun at horror movie cliches with a haunted castle, gypsy, and a wolfman.
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Ep 13: Guest Jack Weston
In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego.
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Ep 14: Guest John Byner
In Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey fight in front of an encounter group. Then, in Fun in a Saloon, a western bad guy starts a dancing brawl. Finally, in Court Stenographer, Carol plays a recorder who can't help but interfere with the court case.
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Ep 15: Guest Steve Lawrence
In Double Calamity, the gang parodies the film-noir classic "Double Indemnity", with Carol as Barbara Stanwyck and Steve as Fred McMurray.
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Ep 16: Guest Tim Conway
In Opening Talk on Plane, passengers discuss their plans in Australia. Then, Carol and friends perform "Waltzing Matilda" and "It's Today". Next, in The Oldest Man, the Sydney orchestra is led by the Oldest Man. Finally, in The Ham Actor, an ailing Carol tries to perform, despite already being replaced by Vicki.
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Ep 17: Carol and Sis / Back Alley
In Carol and Sis, Carol has the Hong Kong Flu, and Harvey is terrified he'll get it. Then, in Back Alley, a parody of "Back Street", Harvey finds himself married every time he falls in love with Carol.
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Ep 18: Guests Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna
In Salute to Bad Girls, Carol and the gang pay homage to classic films and their scheming starlets, including "The Graduate", "All About Eve", "Born to Be Bad".
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Ep 19: Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin
In Singles Bar, an obnoxious and prying Carol sabotages Vicki's chance with a guy. Then, in Salute to Detective Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "Sherlock Holmes", "The Maltese Falcon", "Sam Spade", and "Miss Marple".
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Ep 20: Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway
In Monkey Man, Tim is bitten by a chimp and acts like a monkey in front of his fiance's father. Then, in The Ad Men, Tim's old boss tries to woo him back to his old job, angering his current boss.
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Ep 21: Guest Paul Sand
In After the Wedding, Carol's husband becomes jealous when she kisses another man goodbye. Then, in Energy Crisis Blackouts, everyone's life is complicated when the electricity stops. Finally, in Wedding Plans, divorcees discuss their future wedding plans, only to discover they may still love their old spouse.
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Ep 22: Guest Carl Reiner
In Accident Prone, an accident prone Carol tries to get insurance before she's hurt. Then, in Funny Lady, a comedian can't stop cracking jokes in her marriage counseling session. Finally, in Supermarket Checker, Carol plays a slow, obnoxious checker, determined to embarrass Harvey who's on a date.
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Ep 23: Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway
In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen products. Then, in The Oldest Man, a fast-changing actor hires the Oldest Man. Finally, in Day Shift-Night Shift, Carol and Tim pantomime as a married couple on opposite shifts.
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Ep 24: Guests Joel Grey and Vincent Price
In Carol and Sis, Carol meets Vicki's mama's-boy boyfriend. Then, in The Switchboard, Carol plays a nosey operator who eavesdrops on the romantic entanglements of the hotel guests.
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Ep 1: Guests Tim Conway and Bernadette Peters
In As the Stomach Turns, Carol's sweet niece visits, only to discover she's possessed, in this parody of "The Exorcist". Then, in Two-Man Sub, two sailors must complete their mission: sink Cleveland.
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Ep 2: Guest Tim Conway
In Vic Voyeur Show, Carol discovers her husband is cheating on her while listening to a radio program. Then, in The Thin Man, a parody on the hit series, the husband-wife detective duo search for a murder among dinner guests. Finally, in The Interrogator, a captured American solider meets the toughest interrogator yet -- a Hitler puppet.
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Ep 3: Guest Steve Lawrence
In The Hit, Carol puts a "hit" on her husband, then worries she's in danger being around him. Then, in P.T.A. Auditions, a Russian director must cope with a bad leading lady. Finally, in Daughter of Houdini, a fake magician finds herself trapped in a sinking box.
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Ep 4: Guest Roddy McDowall
In Bus Stop, strangers at a bus stop rush to answer the phone, which may be a quiz show. Then, in Brief Encounter, a film parody, Carol and Roddy have a romantic encounter using only one-word responses. Finally, in The Family, Eunice's successful brother returns home.
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Ep 5: Guests John Byner and Francine Beers
In The Diner, two robbers pose as cook and waitress when the police interrupt their hold-up at a restaurant. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey's anniversary is ruined by a house guest. Finally, in Humanoids, two female robots compete to see which is better.
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Ep 6: TV Commercials / Friends / Lucky Lady / Old Folks, The
In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic TV products, including Phyllis' Milk of Magnesia, and Hostel Cupcakes. Then, in Friends, Carol misinterprets a man's kindness as flirting. Next, in Lucky Lady, a poor Carol is pitted against a rich Vicki for the contest title. Finally, in The Old Folks, a grumpy couple waits in line for gas.
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Ep 7: Guests John Byner and Kenneth Mars
In The Kiss-Off, John tries to break up with Carol. Then, in The Soap Opera Watcher, a woman obsessed with a TV show doesn't notice the drama in her own life. Finally, in Dreams, Carol dreams she's every man's desire, while her husband dreams of getting rid of her.
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Ep 8: Family, The / Bedtime Honesty
In The Family, Momma and her family have come home from church, determined to keep with the spirit of loving each other despite their annoyances. Then, in Bedtime Honesty, Carol is dissatisfied with her body, despite Harvey's positive encouragement.
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Ep 9: Guest James Coco
In Parkay Margarine, Carol fights with a container of margarine. Then, in One Way Ticket, a parody of "An Affair to Remember", a dying woman falls for a death-row inmate, and they plan to meet in Tijuana on New Year's Eve.
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Ep 10: Guest Steve Lawrence
In Carol and Sis, Carol tries to hide that she's been drinking from her husband. Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who's being roasted.
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Ep 11: Guest Telly Savalas
In The Broken Merger, two business partners decide to separate, terminating their merger. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Bolger's Coffee and Sineoff Tablets. Finally, in Poopi Le Moko, a bored criminal risks his life for a dangerous love.
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Ep 12: Guests Eydie Gorme and Rich Little
In Silent Night, Carol and Harvey pantomime a marital spat. Then, in Salute to Alfred Hitchcock, Carol and the gang parody classic films, including "North by Northwest" and "Psycho". Finally, in Remembrance of Edna, Harvey finds a woman who looks exactly like his deceased wife.
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Ep 13: Guests Alan King and Lena Zavaroni
In Sidewalk Stars, two aging stars reunite on Hollywood Boulevard while they clean their star square. Then, in Fans, Carol finds love at a baseball game. Finally, in The Package, a school teacher discovers an unattended package and claims it as her own.
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Ep 14: Guests Helen Reddy and John Byner
In The Family, Eunice plays "Sorry!" with her grumpy family. Then, in The Pick-Ups, Harvey and John try to pick up girls at the bar.
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Ep 15: Guest Tim Conway
In Born Free, Carol debates returning her domesticated lion back to the jungle. Then, in My Buddy, ship wrecked survivors fight for the only woman on the island. Finally, in The Third Degree, Vicki is interrogated for murder and responds by telling "Little Red Riding Hood".
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Ep 16: Guests Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway
In As the Stomach Turns, Carol receives a visit from the Godfather. Then, in I'm Not a Doctor, a man finds himself in the middle between a sick man and a nurse.
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Ep 17: Guests Ken Berry and Carl Reiner
In Disaster '75, Carol and the gang parody "Airport '75", complete with rowdy passengers, romantic triangles, and a surprise landing.
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Ep 18: Nobody Does It Like Me
In Nobody Does It Like Me, a department store Santa and a toy department wrapper sing after the store has closed. Then, in The Family, Eunice's brother visits, but every time he tries to speak, they cut him off with their problems.
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Ep 19: Guests Joan Rivers and Vincent Price
In Alice Portnoy, Carol plays a Fireside girl scout who blackmails a best-selling author. Then, in The Ham Actor, the understudies rebel against the players in order to perform. Finally, in The Walnuts, Carol and the gang parody the hit TV show "The Waltons".
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Ep 20: Guest Tim Conway
In Beniha-Ha, a bus boy takes center stage as a chef. Then, in The Witness, Carol and Harvey can't agree to the facts surrounding a car accident they witnessed. Finally, in The Other Secretary, Carol finds out her boss has been "cheating" on her by using another secretary.
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Ep 21: Guest William Conrad
In Twitches, Carol develops a twitch as Harvey describes an old flame. Then, in The Family, Eunice double dates with Mama.
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Ep 22: Guest Rock Hudson
In When My Baby Laughs at Me, a vaudeville sketch, Rock leaves Carol behind in order to pursue fame in New York.
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Ep 23: Guests Tim Conway and The Pointer Sisters
In Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman on a game show "Up Your Income". Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who searches for a replacement for her butler.
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Ep 24: Family, The / Wishing Well, The
In The Family, Eunice takes care of her injured and demanding friend. Then, in The Wishing Well, Harvey makes a wish and won't tell Carol what it is.
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Ep 1: Guest Roddy McDowall
In The Family, Mama and family visit Hollywood to see her son. Then, in The Lady Heir, the gang parodies the classic film "The Heiress", with Carol as Olivia de Havilland and Roddy as Montgomery Clift.
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Ep 2: Guests Steve Lawrence and Sally Struthers
In The Boring Twenties, Carol and the gang parody the classic film "The Roaring Twenties", following a singer in a dumpy bar.
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Ep 3: Guests Jean Stapleton and Phil Silvers
In Tacky Lady, Carol sings dressed as Cher. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Boritos Corn Chips, Zerts, Moe DiMaggio, Meannen After Shave Lotion, Drop-off, Bruce Hancock, Kleenies, Nite-O-Quill, Coffee, and Irregularity. Next, in The Old Folks, Carol thinks Harvey forgot their anniversary. Finally, in Hallway Encounter, a woman-libber holds her ground against her complaining boss.
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Ep 4: Guest Tim Conway
In The Family, Eunice and Mama stop by her husband's hardware store, only to get in another fight. Then, in Shower Blackout, Carol steps out of the shower singing "When Your Lover Has Gone". Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey gets his grandfather clock fixed by the Oldest Man.
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Ep 5: Alibi, The / Sisters, The / Toilet Tissue / Just a Gigolo
In The Alibi, Harvey brings the circus home to prove his all-night alibi to his wife. Then, in The Sisters, Carol complains to anyone who will listen. Next, in Toilet Tissue, Carol's life is upended when her toilet tissue isn't soft enough. Finally, in Just a Gigolo, a soon-to-be-married couple takes a nightclub singer's lyrics literally -- with disastrous results.
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Ep 6: Guest Alan Alda
In Bedroom Honesty, Carol and Harvey both have secrets they're dying to tell each other. Then, in Morton of the Movies, Carol realizes her boyfriend is using pick-up lines from romantic movies on her.
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Ep 7: Guest Sammy Davis Jr.
In Backstage, Carol reunites with an old friend and her old prejudices come back. Then, in No Frills Airline, Tim receives horrible airplane service all because he didn't pay an extra fee.
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Ep 8: Guest Roddy McDowall
In Laughter Is the Best Medicine, Carol can't control her laughter while Harvey attempts to propose. Then, in Assembly Line, Carol tells her husband she wants a divorce while at work in the factory. Finally, in The Little Foxes, a film parody, Carol plays Bette Davis, a woman hoping her husband will die so she can inherit his fortune.
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Ep 9: Family, The / Hollow Hero, The
In The Family, Eunice has a flashback to when she first started dating her husband. Then, in The Hollow Hero, a guard refuses to let the King and Queen inside without first receiving a popsicle.
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Ep 10: Easy Openers / Jacques Touteaux / Fortune Cookies
In Easy Openers, a hungry Carol tries to open her food locked in its container. Then, in Jacques Touteaux, Harvey describes the great feats Tim the diver will do, only he's too scared to do them. Finally, in Fortune Cookies, Carol suspects her best friend and husband are cheating together after a fortune cookie tells her.
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Ep 11: Guest Cher
In Dual Pianos, a great pianist tries to calm his protege before they play together. Then in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Wish Detergent, Long Distance Phone Call, L'eggs Pantyhose, Buff-Up Toothpaste, and Second Cup of Coffee. Finally, in The Not So Eternal Triangle, a beautiful woman finds she can't compete with her frumpy husband's mistress.
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Ep 12: Guest Jim Nabors
In The Hollow Hero, the Queen and King try to give their Hollow solider a blue pony. Then, in The Family, Eunice finds out her husband went into a massage parlor.
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Ep 13: Pail, The / Stella Toddler
In The Pail, a woman discovers her psychiatrist is her old school bully. Then, in Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman trying to report that she's been mugged.
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Ep 14: Family, The / Take My Drink
In The Family, Mama and Eunice battle it out over charades. Then, in Take My Drink, Carol spills her guts to a wise-cracking bartender.
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Ep 15: Guest Maggie Smith
In Kitchen Crumbles, Carol tests her newly remodeled kitchen, and everything goes wrong. Then, in The Family, Eunice meets with her son's teacher, who thinks the problem may start at home.
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Ep 16: Guest Maggie Smith
In The Hollow Hero, Tim is given the honor of christening a ship, only the Queen can't pronounce the name correctly. Then, in Jowls, Carol and the gang parody the classic thriller "Jaws", with a shark that can get into any bathtub.
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Ep 17: Guest Betty White
In The Bug, Carol thinks there's a bug in her hotel bed. Then, in The Family, Eunice celebrates Mama's birthday.
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Ep 18: Guest Eydie Gorme
In Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman whose recover is inhibited by her hospital roommate. Then, in The Man Without a Green Thumb, Tim fights with an aggressive plant. Finally, in The Oldest Man, Vicki is tortured by the Oldest Man, who's so old he only hurts himself.
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Ep 19: Guest Steve Lawrence
In Stella Toddler and the Oldest Man, Carol plays an accident-prone woman who buys shoes from the Oldest Man. Then, in Flora, the gang parodies classic film-noir "Laura", with Carol as Gene Tierney and Steve as Dana Andrews.
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Ep 20: Noisy Speech, The / TV Commercials / Miss Nobody
In The Noisy Speech, Harvey tries to deliver a speech but his noisy friends interrupt him. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Jay Detergent, Buffercin, One-A-Way Vitamin, Dear's Sigh-Hard Battery, Mellow Pages, American Depressed Credit Card, Braces, Dear's Sigh Hard, and A Salty Fish. Finally, in Miss Nobody, Carol can't get anyone's attention, even after she causes a mess.
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Ep 21: Family, The / Peace Treaty
In The Family, Mama remembers her sister life. Then, in Peace Treaty, Japan and Russia try to sign a peace treaty but can't agree on anything.
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Ep 22: Guest Rita Moreno
In The Drum-Out, Sergeant Harvey is dishonorably discharged, but Officer Tim can't do it without fumbling around. Then, in The Pronie, an woman cured from her klutzy behavior meets head on with an accident-prone nurse. Finally, in Stick 'Em Up, Please, a bank robber and bank teller instruct their inexperienced protege, falling in love at the same time.
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Ep 23: Guest Steve Lawrence
In Career Couple, a career-obsessed couple tries to fit each other into their schedule. Then, in Riddles, Carol gets aggravated when Vicki won't tell her the answer to a riddle. Finally, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball tries to teach Mrs. Wiggins how to use an intercom.
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Ep 1: Swiped Life, A
In A Swiped Life, the gang parodies "A Stolen Life" with Carol as Bette Davis' role of twin sisters with opposite personalities who get confused for each other.
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Ep 2: Strickly for the Birds / Fun in a Drugstore
In Strictly for the Birds, Harvey tries to hurray a bird feeding Carol along. Then, in Fun in a Drugstore, Tim gives Harvey the run-around while filling a prescription. Finally, in The Cruise, a hum-drum secretary dreams of a shipboard romance.
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Ep 3: Family, The / Oldest Man, The
In The Family, Eunice and Mama go to an elegant restaurant and feel the pressure to put on airs. Then, in The Oldest Man, a bank robber is chased by the Oldest Man in the Wild West.
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Ep 4: Guest Joanne Woodward
In The Family, Eunice reunites with an old friend who's now a carefree divorcee.
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Ep 5: Guests Dick Van Dyke and Tony Randall
In Death of a Salesman, Dick Van Dyke tries to sell encyclopedias, only he keeps getting hurt by Carol. Then, in Root of All Evil, Tony and Dick get into a squabble about money after one loses five dollars and the other burns a ten dollar bill. Finally, in Warning Signals, a couple uses hand signals with each other in an attempt to get rid of their house guests.
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Ep 6: Guest Jack Klugman
In The Small Office, accountants systematically cram into the smallest office to get work done. Then, in The Clairvoyant. a department store salesman tells a writer his bleak future.
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Ep 7: Family, The / Digs, The
In The Family, Eunice is furious when her vacation gets canceled. Then, in The Digs, a married couple decides to tell each other the truth about what really bugs them about the other person, and it doesn't end well.
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Ep 8: Butler and the Maid, The / Mrs. Wiggins
In The Butler and the Maid, a married couple channels their frustration for each other through their butler and maid. Then, in Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball tries to teach Mrs. Wiggins how to use the intercom again.
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Ep 9: Mrs. Wiggins / Stop Grabbing My Jewels
In Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball plans a secret party for Mrs. Wiggins, who per usual, doesn't understand. Then, in Stop Grabbing My Jewels, Tim tries to steal a priceless diamond, with explosive results.
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