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Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''A Date for Gomer''
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Who says... ''I ain't gonna stand in no stag line with Old Man Perkins and a bunch of slumped-over teenagers!"
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Who says... "Gomer, you ever been out with a girl before?"
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Who says... "I'd hate for my leg hairs to poke through!"?
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Who says... "A man spends money gettin' his suit spotted and pressed, takes two hours polishing his hat and for what?"
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Who says... "We gotta get some guy that's not been around too much."
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Who says... "Let's see. New socks..."?
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Who says... "You said to Floyd, 'Floyd, I want a haircut but I don't want it to look like a haircut.'"?
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Who says... "You don't think they're too porous, do you?"
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Who says... "Do cousins count?"
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Who says... "In other words, a real dope!"?
Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''A Date for Gomer''
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8/10
9/10 - one of my top 5 episodes. Gomer shamed them all showing he is sincere straight up with no attitude, Wish the writers would have had that couple in some other episodes. Would have been refreshing and a good alternative to BARN's play-boying around and Andy's foibles in the romance dept.
When it comes to "who says" and it's BARN...that is totally incorrect ; it should be "who yells"
Now; who in the name of Ralph Lauren shines a hat?!
One more thing ; wasn't the dance music so unlike the music heard in NC?
When it comes to "who says" and it's BARN...that is totally incorrect ; it should be "who yells"
Now; who in the name of Ralph Lauren shines a hat?!
One more thing ; wasn't the dance music so unlike the music heard in NC?
Ol Gomer was cutting the rug real good there. Does anybody know the name of the tune he and Mary Grace are dancing to? That's hip cat stuff there
I'd say for sure it was some Big Band stuff...Hardly the Dillards. I can see miss HEELen frump doing the pony or ANGE jumping around like bare feet on a hot parking lot...And I do not think BARN could dip with that tune:)
Tall, dark...and door prize!
He's 6 feet tall!
9/10. Missed #2.
"Barney's right Gomer. You've lost the naturalness of your contour"
"See if you can make a lil' rabbit ridge up in front"
"You've seen Ralph Bellamy" 😅🤣😂
Great episode!
"See if you can make a lil' rabbit ridge up in front"
"You've seen Ralph Bellamy" 😅🤣😂
Great episode!
Well I'm too dang nervous
😂🤣😅
Outstandin'!
Outstandin'!
"Do cousins count"?
No
You got 8 out of 10! One of my favorite episodes! Mary made me cry at how she thought so little about herself. Then Gomer showed up and gave her the corsage. ❤️
That's such a heartfelt episode.
You know somebody who is naive. However
Barney pronounces nave
Barney pronounces nave
6/10. My usual score.
9/10
10/10. I think I'm starting to get the hives
Must be spreading,John Masters had them too.
Yes he did.
10/10
Outstandin'!
I'm to embarrassed to post my score. Better luck next time. 😳
Even if you got one, that’s one that you got right
Same here.
8/10. Missed the first two. I just saw it last week. Should have done better.
9/10
10/10
One of the best!
Your cor sage
One of the best!
Your cor sage
"She's niiiiiice! She's real nice" 🕺💃🕺💃🕺
10/10
Outstandin'!
"It's easy for you Barney, you're so swave and worldly. And you've been out with waitresses and even a registered nurse and you've been all over the state and you know just about everything there is to know"
"OWWWWW!!! these britches are hot, they're burning my knees"
"Andy's got hot knees" 😂🤣😅
Love those lines. The show had magnificent wtiters.
Outstandin'!
"It's easy for you Barney, you're so swave and worldly. And you've been out with waitresses and even a registered nurse and you've been all over the state and you know just about everything there is to know"
"OWWWWW!!! these britches are hot, they're burning my knees"
"Andy's got hot knees" 😂🤣😅
Love those lines. The show had magnificent wtiters.
So funny
It did have wonderful writers.
10/10 - great episode. Fun to see them dancing at home!
That was the best part
8/10 Funny episode. Gomer’s dancing is outstanding!
Gomer is a better dancer than Ernest T. Bass.
That is true!
I agree his dancing AND singing