Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain''

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  1. Who says... "The Constitution of the United States. Give me the first word and I'll know the rest."?
  2. Who says... "Maybe she's teacher's pet because she gets good marks, d'you ever think of that?"
  3. Who says... "You'll find you use arithmetic in every walk of life"?
  4. Who says... "Effort: A. Cooperation: A. Arithmetic: A"?
  5. Who says... "Well, your head's so full, might as well fill your tummy!"?
  6. Who says... "Do you know you're standing in the presence of a boy who got all A's on his report card?"
  7. Who says... "I think you ought to have that boy measured for his IQ."?
  8. Who says... "Oh Andy, he's going to love it."?
  9. Who says... "Well, remember how we used to paste our own name over the author's?"
  10. Who says... "Oh, well, I'd better explain."?

Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain''

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36 Comments

TheWomer 20 minutes ago
Outstandin all A’s!!! Love it when ol Barn got all A’s that one time! Had to buckle down & get bad marks so nobody would think he was an egghead! Good ol Barn!
leeroyprice 1 hour ago
#2 still isn't right. The answer is the Marx Brothers.
JHP 2 hours ago
ahhh yes . Does anyone know what BARN's I.Q is?
3000...oops that's Irritant Quotient.

This one really sets my boiling point off to the moon (or even farther)
Ms Frump (Ms Super perfect) calls Opie in front of the class to say he didn't get all those A's and then says''"I'm sorry" - KEErist even Virgil - The King of sorry can't hold a candle to her idiocy.

"Indeed!"

8/10...meh
Jacki 3 hours ago
10/10. I felt bad for poor Opie; he was going to explain to Andy the mistake Ms. Crump made but everyone was making such a big fuss about how proud they were of him, the poor kid didn't want to disappoint them and was embarrassed to say anything.
MrsPhilHarris Jacki 1 hour ago
Miss crump should have called Andy right away to explain it was her fault.
Calhoun1959 3 hours ago
10/10 I was angry with Helen Crump for making a mistake like this
Big3Fan 3 hours ago
🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲 Effort: 'A' Cooperation: 'A' Readin': 'A' Spellin': 'A'
Bookman1963 4 hours ago
10/10. I'm teacher's pet because I got bad marks and she felt sorry for me.
sjbang88 6 hours ago
6/10 the sequence where Andy quizzes Barney is classic
JHP sjbang88 3 hours ago
run through that scene and watch how Barney;s hair goes from combed to messed up and back to combed again within 2 minutes
Jacki JHP 2 hours ago
I did see that...no continuity. Barney must have been pretty fast with the comb. Lol 😄
teire 6 hours ago
9/10. Number two has the correct answer now. I feel bad for Opie in this episode.
Irish 8 hours ago
9/10. By the way #2 was Andy not Opie. 🚲
Snickers Irish 7 hours ago
Yea I thought the same thing. Sounds more like Andy than Opie.
Muleskinner 9 hours ago
8/10. Missed 2 & 8. But # 2 should be Andy for the answer.
Michele Muleskinner 9 hours ago
I feel the same way! I don’t remember opie saying that.
Muleskinner Michele 8 hours ago
Opie said that a girl in his class gets good marks because she’s the teacher’s pet. Andy replies that “maybe she’s teacher’s pet because she gets good marks. You ever think of that?”
Michele Muleskinner 7 hours ago
That’s the way I remember it too. Thanks 😊
Snickers Muleskinner 7 hours ago
Than I got 8/10 since I picked Andy on #2
FredGoss88 9 hours ago
I'm pretty sure #2 is Andy.
Michele FredGoss88 9 hours ago
I think you’re right 👍🏻
FrankensteinLover 9 hours ago
8 out of 10, #2 Should be Andy unless I'm crazy
You’re not crazy, I think it’s a mistake too.
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