Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain''
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Who says... "The Constitution of the United States. Give me the first word and I'll know the rest."?
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Who says... "Maybe she's teacher's pet because she gets good marks, d'you ever think of that?"
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Who says... "You'll find you use arithmetic in every walk of life"?
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Who says... "Effort: A. Cooperation: A. Arithmetic: A"?
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Who says... "Well, your head's so full, might as well fill your tummy!"?
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Who says... "Do you know you're standing in the presence of a boy who got all A's on his report card?"
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Who says... "I think you ought to have that boy measured for his IQ."?
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Who says... "Oh Andy, he's going to love it."?
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Who says... "Well, remember how we used to paste our own name over the author's?"
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Who says... "Oh, well, I'd better explain."?

Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain''
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36 Comments

Outstandin all A’s!!! Love it when ol Barn got all A’s that one time! Had to buckle down & get bad marks so nobody would think he was an egghead! Good ol Barn!
ahhh yes . Does anyone know what BARN's I.Q is?
3000...oops that's Irritant Quotient.
This one really sets my boiling point off to the moon (or even farther)
Ms Frump (Ms Super perfect) calls Opie in front of the class to say he didn't get all those A's and then says''"I'm sorry" - KEErist even Virgil - The King of sorry can't hold a candle to her idiocy.
"Indeed!"
8/10...meh
3000...oops that's Irritant Quotient.
This one really sets my boiling point off to the moon (or even farther)
Ms Frump (Ms Super perfect) calls Opie in front of the class to say he didn't get all those A's and then says''"I'm sorry" - KEErist even Virgil - The King of sorry can't hold a candle to her idiocy.
"Indeed!"
8/10...meh
10/10. I felt bad for poor Opie; he was going to explain to Andy the mistake Ms. Crump made but everyone was making such a big fuss about how proud they were of him, the poor kid didn't want to disappoint them and was embarrassed to say anything.
6/10 the sequence where Andy quizzes Barney is classic
run through that scene and watch how Barney;s hair goes from combed to messed up and back to combed again within 2 minutes
9/10. By the way #2 was Andy not Opie. 🚲
8/10. Missed 2 & 8. But # 2 should be Andy for the answer.
Opie said that a girl in his class gets good marks because she’s the teacher’s pet. Andy replies that “maybe she’s teacher’s pet because she gets good marks. You ever think of that?”