Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Divorce, Mountain Style"

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  1. Who says... "You're sweeter than sour wood honey."?
  2. Who says... "It's not proper to look at the engagin' couple while they're commun'in."?
  3. Who says... "He went huntin' foxes with old Hasty Burford and he didn't come home until Wednesday week."?
  4. Who says... "You know, you've never really looked on the bright side of this situation."?
  5. Who says... "How many girls you know has got a wood floor and a husband that hardly ever hits ya?"
  6. Who says... "Are you suggesting that I spend the rest of my life with a skinny giggling girl 15 years younger than I am is that what you're suggesting?"
  7. Who says... "Just try to control yourself."?
  8. Who says... "They sit around drinkin' hard cider, punchin' each other in the arms and hollerin' 'flinch'."?
  9. Who says... "Clean Brisco and the boys up and they wouldn't be too tough to live with."?
  10. Who says... "Barney, you seem to be on a horse!"?

Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Divorce, Mountain Style"

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64 Comments

Rick 4 minutes ago
5/10. Ugh.

The triumphant return of Floyd, though!
hastyburford 16 hours ago
Hasty burford was a bad influence on dud for sure. Got him hooked on hard cider
tnminnow 18 hours ago
10/10 Bob Denver " Gilligan" play Dud in this episode.🚓
edcrumpacker tnminnow 18 hours ago
🛥🛥🛥
tnminnow edcrumpacker 18 hours ago
I like the Minnows. 🛥️🛟⚓
MrsPhilHarris 20 hours ago
I must say I love the banter in these TAGS quiz comments.
texasparrow55 20 hours ago
7/10. Barney says to Andy … look on the bright side, Opie could use a mother. Ha!
Blaketon 21 hours ago
10/10 love this ep! So funny! Love it when Barney rides on the horse! Great ep!
Buzzyleonard 22 hours ago
10/10
That's what happens when you get caught grinning at Idelle Bushy
Muleskinner Buzzyleonard 19 hours ago
Dud used to go with her and he ain’t lost it all for her yet!
Jacki 22 hours ago
8/10. I like the part when Barney is riding the horse and he's trying to get the horse to go in the correct direction.🐎☺️
Blaketon Jacki 21 hours ago
That's my fav part of this ep too, Jacki!
tnminnow Jacki 18 hours ago
That whole scene was hilarious.
Jacki tnminnow 18 hours ago
It sure was.😄 Barney was so funny. He made the show. In my humble opinion, once Don Knotts left, the show just wasn't the same.
tnminnow Jacki 18 hours ago
Yeah, I don't watch the reruns after he left. T
Jacki tnminnow 16 hours ago
Me either.
TheWomer 22 hours ago
10/10 Outstandin! I really think the Taylor’s & the Darlings were meant to be! Brisco courted Aunt Bea, Charlene always liked Andy & they wanted Opie to marry the Darling ! baby!
ColbysTonsorialParlor 23 hours ago
10/10. It ain't like you to deny the sick.
seltaeb 24 hours ago
I was riding on a white horse going from East to West with a full moon and got 10/10.
The white horse knew, the white horse knew
teire 24 hours ago
9/10. Floyd with Barney on a horse might be my favorite scene in all of Andy Griffithdom.
Buzzyleonard teire 18 hours ago
I agree, getting to see Floyd on his front porch talking to Barney on the horse, the best!
Big3Fan 24 hours ago
Only ten. Kinaba in, kinaba out. Kinaba in and 'round about. Done and done!
Now I can be yours
Opie could use a mother. She's a good dancer good singer. It's time to do some taking,be gracious.
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