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Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''My Fair Ernest T. Bass''
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Who says... "You can afford to be might proud of yourself!"?
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Who says... "She think's he's from Boston."?
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Who says... "You lay people have got to learn to leave evidence alone! It's going to make it very difficult now, for us and the boys at the lab!"?
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Who says... "It rained last week."?
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Who says... "Andy, you did that good a job or Mrs. Wiley's a nut!"?
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Who says... "I passed it! I didn't heave it!"?
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Who says... "Seven stitches."?
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Who says... "You sure got slim pickins here. Dogs. Nothin' but dogs."?
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Who says... "Well, did Hogette come on out with ya?"
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Who says... "While Barney is a hardened, experienced lawman on the outside, if you look on the inside, you'll find a sociable, sophisticated man."?
Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''My Fair Ernest T. Bass''
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Scrawny Barney shouldn't be talking. I thing most of the ladies would agree that there aren't exactly any studmuffins living in Mayberry.
Hogette married the taxidermist what sewed up her head
Barney: "If you flew a quail through the room every woman in it would point".
2/10. The coveted 0/10 continues to elude me.
8/10
One of the best Ernest T. Bass episodes.
What am I saying?! If Ernest T. is in them, they're all the best!
One of the best Ernest T. Bass episodes.
What am I saying?! If Ernest T. is in them, they're all the best!
8/10
Outstandin'! 😘
8/10.
I love the trivia games. Andy is one of my favorite all time show!
10/10! No coffee tea or punch thank you. He’s a nut!!
I love playing the trivia games
6/10 Ernest T Bass bugs me
8/10.
A disappointing 7/10.
7/10 is actually pretty good, I think
Only nine. I wouldn't touch his id with a ten-foot pole.
5/10 Uggh!🤦♀️
this one was deceptive
It sure was. I guessed on most of them.
8/10. Ernest T and Ramona reminded me of Bambi and Feline kicking up their feet in a clover field at the end of this episode. They were a perfect pair. 😜
7/10…😐
5/10. Love an Ernest T episode.
10/10
Did anyone try to stop him?
Mr. Schwamp tried to pinch him.
Did anyone try to stop him?
Mr. Schwamp tried to pinch him.
8/10 I thought Howard Morris was good at playing a troublemaker.
If I remember correctly Howard Morris was a classically trained Shakespearean actor. You wouldn't believe it looking at the E T B character
Proof of what a good actor he was
So true so true.