Do you know your breakfast diner lingo?

Sit on a stool and flag down your soup jockey.

 
"I need a cluck and grunt, and wreck 'em!"

Classic diner language has been an American staple since the 19th century. While many people cannot place the exact start of the lingo, it's certainly made it's mark in the diner culture of the U.S. Some people believe that the fun names and puzzle-like wording made it much easier to shout the orders across the window from the dining room into the kitchen to short-order cooks. Some say that it was a fun work culture adaptation; cooking over a hot stove may not seem so bad when you're making "a cowboy with spurs" instead of a Western omelette with fries. 

Sit on a stool and flag down your soup jockey; it's time to test your knowledge. Do you know your breakfast diner lingo? Good luck!
  1. What is "hen fruit"?
  2. What is a "roller"?
  3. What is an "Adam and Eve on a raft"?
  4. What is "motor oil"?
  5. What is a "heart attack on a raft"?
  6. What is a "shingle with a shimmy and a shake"?
  7. If the waitress calls for a side of "cow paste," "axle grease" or "skid grease", you've probably asked for...
  8. If the waitress calls for a side of "dough well done with cow to cover," you've probably ordered...
  9. If the waitress calls for "two dots and a dash" with a "whiskey down," you've likely ordered...
  10. What is a "belly warmer"?

Do you know your breakfast diner lingo?

Your Result...

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46 Comments

Dario 3 months ago
A PERFECT 10!!!!! ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️👌👌👌👌👌 😃😃😃😃😃
Glornt 9 months ago
Missed "motor oil", but shouldn't have.
DK 17 months ago
6/10. Never heard any of these phrases.
EllisClevenger 40 months ago
You got 10 out of 10
You've got the smarts of a base runner and the lingo to match! Nicely done!
DarioWiter 45 months ago
9 out of 10! I got No. 10 wrong. 🍳🥓🥞☕🍽️
idkwut2use 53 months ago
8/10...am I almost ready to work at Little Bit o' Cuba? Or Big Hunk of America?
TimAsaro 53 months ago
Also a cup of coffee is- draw one .And coffee with cream & sugar is -sweet and blonde. A glass of iced tea- English winter
djw1120 TimAsaro 51 months ago
It sounds like you must have worked in a diner.
CyndiM 56 months ago
Missed only one. Had no idea what a 'belly warmer' was but what pretty sure it was NOT coffee. Oops, wrong again
CarrieMcCourt 57 months ago
10/10 Guess I should have been a waitress
MrBill 57 months ago
9/10; missed the last one - I did very well considering I had to guess on every question.
daDoctah 57 months ago
And then there was "whiskey radio". "Radio" suggested "tune it down", which sounds like "tuna down", and "down" means toast (because the bread goes "down" into the toaster). "Whiskey" meant the toast was rye.

So "whiskey radio" was "tuna salad on rye toast".

(And I want you to hold it between your knees....)
legion1a 57 months ago
9/10, The women in my life have always been in the food business.
My mother, one of my sisters and my wife were all accomplished chefs.
SheriHeffner 57 months ago
9 out of 10. I thought 10 would have been A cup of Joe.
bpacha77511 57 months ago
10/10....too easy. heck if u just read the clues..which i did... you could figure it out. what i did cuz god knows ive never heard of ANY of these monikers
Geronimo BubbaPacha77511 57 months ago
Sounds like you're a redneck if you know all that country lingo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
EllisClevenger 57 months ago
You got 10 out of 10
You've got the smarts of a base runner and the lingo to match! Nicely done!
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