Go on the shopping spree of your childhood dreams with this vintage Toys ''R'' Us catalog, and we'll tell you a hard truth about yourself

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Get ready for a truth bomb! We're easing you into a false sense of comfort by letting you peruse this Toys "R" Us catalog. But once it's all over, we're confronting you with a HARSH TERRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LIFE. Be careful! We're not mincing words and we're ready to tell the absolute TRUTH. If you can't handle that, best to back out now!

  1. Which toy would you rather have?
  2. Which toy would you rather have?
  3. Which toy would you rather have?
  4. Which toy would you rather have?
  5. Which toy would you rather have?
  6. Which toy would you rather have?
  7. Which toy would you rather have?
  8. Which toy would you rather have?
  9. Which toy would you rather have?
  10. Which toy would you rather have?

Go on the shopping spree of your childhood dreams with this vintage Toys ''R'' Us catalog, and we'll tell you a hard truth about yourself

Your Result...

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97 Comments

Poolboy13 2 days ago
Here's the truth: You are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for No,I think if you look at some of the quizes,that's not true.But,hey a compliment from AI goes a long way.
Gossemer 3 days ago
Sniff sniff... Think im gonna cry. Anyone got a hankie?
Stoney 3 days ago
"You are cherished by your loved ones."

Certainly beats NOT being cheished...lol
ww245 4 days ago
WOW, "Cherished by my loved ones" and "You've got a bad habit of forgetting that there's no shortage of people who believe in you! Your friends and family look forward to seeing and hearing from you. Look around and see that you're surrounded by people who understand how unbelievably cool you are." I seriously doubt that LOL!
Alanbrady ww245 2 days ago
All the responses were variations of that. Whoever came up with this particular quiz send to be a nice, caring person. That's increasingly rare these days.
DK 4 days ago
I'm smarter than I think I am. But I already know that I'm smart.
tinkparker 4 days ago
I'm really old they never had this stuff when I was a kid
sagafrat69 4 days ago
Apparently I am loved and cherished by my loved ones. They say it's true. Not so sure about that one. A question. How do they know this based on a few old toys that young people today wouldn't know anything about? Makes me wonder what they would say about me if I had picked the OTHER toys! Very strange "quiz" indeed.
ww245 sagafrat69 4 days ago
LOL! We're birds of a feather. I got the same deal and said the same as you lol. Well, we're kewel with each other I guess lol.
sagafrat69 ww245 3 days ago
I guess so. We also flock together which if you think about it also doesn't make much sense lol. Very funny stuff.
Ready2go 4 days ago
A dynamic force of nature, thanks.
xk7186 5 days ago
Here's the truth: You are a thoughtful and kind individual
bukhrn 5 days ago
Not a realistic test, as most of those weren't around when I was a child.
Tresix 6 days ago
A dynamic force of nature? Not really.
JERRY6 6 days ago
so wrong i am no powerful forde of nature , who dreaMS UP THIS ???
Irish 6 days ago
I'm cherished by my loved ones. Not too many of us left😓
Jacki Irish 6 days ago
I'm sorry. 😞
Irish Jacki 6 days ago
Thanks sweetie.
ww245 Irish 4 days ago
Condolences to you. Same here for me.....sigh.....
JHP Irish 2 days ago
just is my 2 cents and it may sound elitist and I don't mean it to be; but your heart and brain and pictures hold those close to you..for me they are never missing..my parents are gone also and they are in a better place ...just me 4 cents worth..you always miss them but you got so much inside of you that you have retain and cherish..they are looking out 4 you:)
Zip 6 days ago
I am cherished by my loved ones.
...oookaay.

I chose the bike even though it had a derailleur and I would much rather have a single speed, but I have to say that scooter looked pretty cool. For a scooter.

As for radio controlled cars, always have to choose the Lamborghini.
McGillahooala 6 days ago
Here's the truth: You are a dynamic and powerful force of nature.
JHP 6 days ago
well ; a new goofy low on quizzes - let's see , do I take the left or right remote control car? good grief..

I am far from Hank Kimball

Now #9 could be vellly interesting:) maybe shtupid tho
kathyo 6 days ago
Why are you always selling yourself so short? You're an intelligent person, with plenty of wonderful thoughts and ideas that deserve to be shared. It's time that you start giving yourself more credit. seems to be true.... im doing better this year.....
JHP kathyo 6 days ago
thumbs up to you - as Henry Gibson said on DVDyke - "keep a goin'"
frenchman71 6 days ago
A thoughtful & kind individual. Well I always knew that! When I walk into a supermarket the women all rush over and swoon over me. That's just the kind of guy I am.
JHP frenchman71 6 days ago
toujour l’amour? I love sarcasm with humor:)

The kicker is...you got the last chuck roast on sale and they will fight for it:)
Jacki frenchman71 6 days ago
Was that you?😉😍😄
frenchman71 Jacki 5 days ago
That was me. I get tired of women fighting over me. I'm an old man.
Jacki frenchman71 5 days ago
I was wondering who all those women were crowding around at the grocery store. I couldn't get close enough to see; I'm not that tall. In all seriousness I thought your comment was cute. I like joking around, that's what makes these quizzes fun. 😄 You may want to look into having an entourage so they can fend off all of us ladies.☺️😉 Well, my breaktime is over, I better get back to work.
frenchman71 Jacki 5 days ago
I'm glad you enjoy my delusions of grandeur. But I notice, for an old duffer like me, I do get an occasional smile from the ladies in the market. Must be my mane of silver hair and my dimples which women seem to like.
Jacki frenchman71 4 days ago
I most definitely agree and don't forget your personality and sense of humor.☺️ We ladies like a good sense of humor.☺️
Poolboy13 JHP 2 days ago
I love humor with ring dings.Are we having fun yet?
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