If you can pass this Valley Girl famous phrases quiz, you definitely were one in high school

Don't be a space cadet; take this quiz!

 The Everett Collection

Valley girls. You either were one, wanted to be one, or loved to make fun of them. In this quiz, you have the opportunity to do all three. We've pulled a few words from Fer Shur! How to Be a Valley Girl-Totally! by Mary Corey and Victoria Westermark. The book offers up a few choice Valley Girl words and their meanings. It's your job to play detective and decipher them for us!

  1. If you call someone an "airhead," what are you saying about them?
  2. If you said that an event was "all the way live," what do you mean?
  3. If you called someone's outfit "beige," what are you saying about it?
  4. When you bring your "billys" to the mall, what are you bringing?
  5. If you went on a date that was "cas," what does that mean?
  6. If your high school homecoming dance was "cranking," is that good or bad?
  7. If you ask someone out and they respond "Gag me with a spoon," what are they saying?
  8. If you call something "grody," what are you saying about it?
  9. If you call someone a "Joanie," what are you saying to them?
  10. If someone calls you a "space cadet," what are they saying?

If you can pass this Valley Girl famous phrases quiz, you definitely were one in high school

Your Result...

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54 Comments

Adamtwelvia 1 month ago
I got all 10 and I was never one of the cool kids!
ColonelMustard 2 months ago
10/10 But I'm a 63 year old male. I graduated from high school in 1979. I'm certainly no Valley Girl.
DeeBarcs 2 months ago
Got 9 out of 10. But i’m not a valley girl.
tnminnow 2 months ago
Oh no I got 9/10. It's hard to believe I'm a Valley Girl. Since I'm a male and live in Tennessee. 🤣
Walterine 2 months ago
I didn’t know what a “Joanie” meant!
greenhornet66 2 months ago
9 out of 10. i didn't know what beige meant.
edcrumpacker 2 months ago
8/10 wow, I surprised myself. I missed numbers 4 and 5.
FlaFeral 4 months ago
Like OMG! 9/10.... Like Really? AHHHHH! I thought "Billies" was like Jed Clampet & family? Or something? OH WOW! Maybe that's the Coloquialistic origin? Yeah...um Scuse me while I watch some John Wayne flicks...
csonka71 6 months ago
10/10. Like fer sure. Like soooooo bitchin. Grew up in the San Fernando Valley in the 1980's. If you have never heard Moon Unit Zappas one hit wonder "Valley Girl". You need to YouTube it. Great song. Still holds up.
jwolf7772 6 months ago
9/10.. Like; “Joanie” TOTALLY threw me!😉
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that maybe "Joanie" was for the character from Happy Days, which since it was set in the 50s, would make anyone "not in the know" 30 years later, a "Joanie". Lol.
Coolrain 6 months ago
You got 9 out of 10
You're no airhead, you've got what it takes to be a true Valley Girl!
Mossy 6 months ago
9/10 “Like totally bitchin’! Fer shur!”
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