Pick a type of chocolate from our box and we'll give you a Valentine's date!
We'll make your eyeballs pop out like that cartoon wolf!

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Life is like a box of chocolates... You've got to read the instructions carefully lest you be left with some weird coconut jelly type you don't want in the first place.
So, we're tasking you with picking from our variety box of chocolates! We'll give you two choices, and you just pick the one. Good luck, and choose wisely!
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138 Comments

What I don't get is how so many people are getting Cannon and Barnaby Jones when Mannix is also part of MeTV canon.
Haha a hot date with Barnaby Jones!!! He'll pick me up in that big brown Ford LTD & take me to bar where we'll do shots .....
of ice cold milk! Then we'll pick up Betty & Jedidiah & crack a case.
of ice cold milk! Then we'll pick up Betty & Jedidiah & crack a case.
First, I got Cannon. After changing my choices around, I got Granny MANY times, then Barnaby Jones. Wow. Valentine’s Day with the dead. ☠️
Granny!? Ok. Guess we'll smoke som crawdads that night.
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The MeTV office is in Chicago, not Philly, I just ran across my notes from when I complained,
it had a 312 area code.
it had a 312 area code.
I got Barnaby - I'd sell my soul for Betty (YUM!)
better yet I want the EYE Candy in that pic above - my A1C would zoom to Venus:)
better yet I want the EYE Candy in that pic above - my A1C would zoom to Venus:)
Granny?! Well, I do need some medical attention.
I got Barnaby Jones, but I prefer Wilona Woods from Good Times.
Omg LoL Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. Oh well at least she liked my favorite actor, John Wayne