Can you match TV characters with absurdly long names to the correct show?

Name drop TV's most drawn-out characters.

Some TV characters like Gilligan only need one name to stand out over time. Other characters, well the writers clearly spent a little more time spelling out the names they're called season to season.

Here, we've pulled a collection of absurdly long names we've heard from watching TV from the 1960s to the 1990s. See if you can name drop some of TV's most hilariously drawn-out characters. Good luck!
  1. Pick the TV show that featured a coworker named Carla Maria Vittoria Angelina Teresa Apollonia Lozupone Tortelli LeBec
  2. This TV show abbreviated this character's middle name to ROSEBUD: Ritchie Robert Oscar Sam Edward Benjamin Ulysses David Petrie
  3. On this show, the son's best friend was so nice, they gave him three first names: Johnny Paul Jason
  4. A favorite aunt on this sitcom had this impossibly long name: Freida Fine Rubinsky Manerino Chung-Dao Bitterman
  5. It was common for characters on this show to be named after political figures like: Franklin Delano Marion Burns
  6. It's obvious why this show's character went with a nickname, with a long playful name that works against her summery disposition: Christmas Noelle Snow
  7. This sci-fi show cast member had this impossibly long official designation: Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01
  8. A recurring joke on this sitcom featured a TV newscaster with a hilariously long name: Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal
  9. This show made a joke of TV newscasters with funny names first, though, with: Roseanne Roseannadanna
  10. Here's another sitcom character whose long name is the result of three buried husbands: Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran
Can you match TV characters with absurdly long names to the correct show?

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LindaWilliams 11 days ago
You got 9 out of 10
We won't name names, but somebody really knows their TV characters
STTOS 13 days ago
You got 9 out of 10 - We won't name names, but somebody really knows their TV characters! Guessed wrong on #8.
cperrynaples 20 days ago
10/10 and how could you leave out Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter?
Talk about long names: Check out the ones used on Monty Python's Flying Circus!
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Johann Gambolputty . . . of Ulm.
SalIanni cperrynaples 17 days ago
On I Love Lucy, Ricky's full name was Ricardo Alberto Fernando Ricardo y de Acha.
cperrynaples SalIanni 16 days ago
Yes, and wasn't Desi's own name long as well?
PeterGuerin 20 days ago
Actually, Seven of Nine's original human name was rather short: Annika Hansen.
daDoctah PeterGuerin 17 days ago
We always called her Two of Forty-four.
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