Gomer Pyle or Eb Dawson: Who said it?

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The viewing public loves a well-meaning fool. Just look at Jim Nabors and Tom Lester, both of whom made careers out of being amiable, naive characters.

While Hooterville might be a way away from Mayberry, these characters may very well have more in common than you think. Let's see how well you can tell them apart. We'll provide a quote, you tell us which character said it.

Good luck, and be sure to share your thoughts and your score in the comments section below!

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  1. "I've never seen him so mad! His face was red, his ears were red, his lips were red. He looked like a stuck traffic signal."
  2. "You see, what I do is, I give myself a shampoo and then I rush my head into the refrigerator and I'm well groomed all day!"
  3. "Astro Digitronics offers more fringe benefits than any other space age company, including: unlimited sick pay, free psychoanalysis, and a year's supply of cracked crab."
  4. "I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell 'till I settle on my feet in someplace."
  5. "You don't think they're too porous, do you? I'd hate for my leg hairs to poke through!"
  6. "Well if you won't lend me the car, would you lend me the front seat?"
  7. "Boob? Why that's an insult in the face of the public!"
  8. "How does this sound? My butler and maid drank up all my champagne and got stoned, and I had to fire 'em!"
  9. "Wait a second! He's got a speech! He wrote it on the back of an envelope. He got the idea reading a book about Abraham Lincoln."
  10. "Chuck says he sleeps till two o'clock in the afternoon. He's gonna teach me how to do it."

Gomer Pyle or Eb Dawson: Who said it?

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