Was this a M*A*S*H character or a real-life pirate?

''Hawkeye'' would have made a great name for a pirate, you know?

With nicknames like "Hawkeye" and "Radar" and "Trapper John," the members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital sound like pirates. They act like it sometimes, too. 

But those are the major characters that everyone knows. What about the deeper characters — the generals, the nurses, etc.?

We gathered some small recurring characters from M*A*S*H… and some real-world pirates from history. See if you can tell them apart!

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  1. Zelmo Zaleas Zale
  2. Edward Teach
  3. William Kidd
  4. John Black
  5. Anne Bonny
  6. Oliver Harmon Jones
  7. Calvin Spalding
  8. Crandell Clayton
  9. John Rackham
  10. Turn Joe
  11. Leslie Scorch
  12. Bartholomew Roberts
  13. Samuel Bellamy
  14. Margie Cutler

Was this a M*A*S*H character or a real-life pirate?

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Rails22 5 months ago
You got 13 out of 14
Ahoy! You sailed right through that!
bukhrn 25 months ago
14/14 perfect score, maybe cause I watch Mash every day.
MikefromJersey 29 months ago
11 for 14. Question 6, "Oliver Harmon Jones" was called Spear Chucker in the book and in the
season one episodes he was in. The role wasn't written in any way that was demeaning, and
in the book it wasn't meant that way, but this nickname is clearly unacceptable now.
It's been decades since I read the book but I SEEM to recall Jones was a javelin thrower
in college and hence the name. But because the quiz masters here understandably didn't
want to use the nickname in question 6, I bet most people missed this one.
They should have included a Pittsburgh Pirate like Willie Stargell.
Dajj 29 months ago
12/14. I like history, and saw many of the Mash shows.
Cowgirl 30 months ago
You got 14 out of 14
Ahoy! You sailed right through that!
johnfrakes 30 months ago
12;14 on this. Seems to be the popular result.
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grandpa5741 30 months ago
9/14 some of these I have never heard of. 🏴‍☠️
Moverfan 30 months ago
Zale had a middle name and Ugly John had a last name? Well, of course, they must have, but still...I'm gonna go lay down for a while and think about this..
Moverfan 30 months ago
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