Was this a M*A*S*H character or a real-life pirate?

''Hawkeye'' would have made a great name for a pirate, you know?

With nicknames like "Hawkeye" and "Radar" and "Trapper John," the members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital sound like pirates. They act like it sometimes, too. 

But those are the major characters that everyone knows. What about the deeper characters — the generals, the nurses, etc.?

We gathered some small recurring characters from M*A*S*H… and some real-world pirates from history. See if you can tell them apart!

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  1. Zelmo Zaleas Zale
  2. Edward Teach
  3. William Kidd
  4. John Black
  5. Anne Bonny
  6. Oliver Harmon Jones
  7. Calvin Spalding
  8. Crandell Clayton
  9. John Rackham
  10. Turn Joe
  11. Leslie Scorch
  12. Bartholomew Roberts
  13. Samuel Bellamy
  14. Margie Cutler

Was this a M*A*S*H character or a real-life pirate?

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Cowgirl 12 hours ago
You got 14 out of 14
Ahoy! You sailed right through that!
johnfrakes 4 days ago
12;14 on this. Seems to be the popular result.
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grandpa5741 8 days ago
9/14 some of these I have never heard of. 🏴‍☠️
Moverfan 9 days ago
Zale had a middle name and Ugly John had a last name? Well, of course, they must have, but still...I'm gonna go lay down for a while and think about this..
AndrewHass 9 days ago
I got 9 out of 14 and i don't think that's too bad.
Sevengirlie21 9 days ago
Can't wait for 6pm & Stooges ~ followed by Svengoolie !!
Doesn't get much better than this.
nightshade 9 days ago
13 out of 14 one of my best ... lol although I'm a age of buccaneer nuts .....
Muleskinner 9 days ago
11/14. Avast ye lubbers! 🏴‍☠️
Moody 9 days ago
14/14. I'm really not sure how I did that!
frenchman71 9 days ago
13/14. Never heard of Samuel Bellamy.
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