Who said it: Fred Flintstone or Mr. Haney?

Are these hilarious lines from Hooterville or the stone age?

Mr. Haney from Green Acres has some of classic television's all-time great one-liners. The friendly swindler always had something for someone in need — for a small fee, of course.

Fred Flintstone certainly has his fair share of great gags and harebrained schemes. Can you tell who is who by these lines alone?

Try to guess if Fred Flintstone or Mr. Haney said the following quotes.

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  1. “All it said was I sold you a house and that’s what you got – a house.”
  2. “Droll, very droll.”
  3. “How is it you always need what I show up with?”
  4. “Well, there’s always a few little things that don’t work exactly right.”
  5. “I’m through with working hard; I’m going into show business.”
  6. “Now if you’ll just make out the check to cash, it’ll save a lot of trouble between me and the government.”
  7. “I’m gonna take a divot outta his head with this golf club.”
  8. “More and more that paper of yours is failing to fulfill its obligation to the public…Your comics section has shrunk to almost nothing!”
  9. “Learning to like wallpaper is like pushing a purple straw hat through a keyhole.”
  10. “Maybe I put too much concentrated cactus juice in my new soft drink.”

Who said it: Fred Flintstone or Mr. Haney?

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DiamondRBaughman22 3 days ago
9/10, I watch GA more than I do the Flintstones and I got a GA question wrong.
VernCaldwell 10 days ago
Either I watch too much GA and Flintstones or wellllllll I guess I do.
Melissa 10 days ago
The only one I missed is one I accidentally touched scrolling up! It was fun...
BustaNutter1 10 days ago
9/10, but I did breeze through it quickly. It was the wallpaper remark, I never remembered Mr. Haney saying it. As far as what Fred Flintstone said, I'd be stumped. Haven't watched it in over forty years.
Wenatchee7 11 days ago
10/10 it's been a good weekend with answers so far.
wbyassee 12 days ago
Remember "The Green Hornet"? With Van Williams and Bruce Lee? I wish they would bring that back.
ToddHuber wbyassee 11 days ago
It's currently on the H&I channel, very early in the morning (5AM EST) on the weekends
wbyassee 12 days ago
8 out of 10. I had brain freeze. lol
russhowe57 13 days ago
10 out of 10. I do watch the Flintstones.
MsBoshop 13 days ago
Hello everyone I just love the old shows on the MeTV especially the old monster movies Frankenstein and Dracula and Wolfman of course.😂😂❤️❤️
karen1954 13 days ago
Hello, I think MeTV should have a Leave It To Beaver Marathon
Wenatchee7 karen1954 11 days ago
100% agree.
joefriday77 13 days ago
Love green acres and all hooterville relatives ;)
Daizy531 14 days ago
10/10 I'm jumping for joy with my results
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