Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? Can you remember which Brady said these quotes?
Or... Was it Alice?!

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With all those family members, it's no wonder The Brady Bunch has some very memorable dialogue!
There are plenty of well-remembered lines from America's favorite group that somehow formed a family, so let's see how well you remember who said them! Good luck, and share your score in the comments section below.

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"I'd like to buy a wig, please."
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"Well, the part where Romeo dies is sad. But where Juliet died is sad, too. But I think the saddest part of all is when Jan said, Who goes there? before Peter said, Hark!"
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"I’m not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is."
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"Not anymore. So considered yourself... Uninvited!"
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"You stop that Buddy Hinton!"
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"I am a little sunflower girl-loyal, brave and true."
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"If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em? Yecch!"
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"Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges."
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"I'm a shrimpo, a peewee, I'll never grow another inch as long as I live!"
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"At this point I'd SETTLE for a witch doctor."

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? Can you remember which Brady said these quotes?
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69 Comments

4/10 It's been years, possibly decades, since I watched any of this show, and I wasn't a huge fan of it back then either.
4/10. I was only sure about the wig one. To be honest, I hated The Brady Bunch. I tried watching a Christmas episode this year during my Christmas episode marathon and it just grated on my nerves. Not sure why. Maybe it’s too wholesome?