Pick your favorite M*A*S*H character and we’ll give you a New Year’s resolution

Do you resolve to take life less seriously, go strictly by the book, or enjoy more art?

The many great characters on M*A*S*H are a huge part of the reason the show has become a classic. The differing personalities clashed perfectly in funny, dramatic and sometimes profound ways.

We’ve written 12 New Year’s resolutions inspired by our favorite 4077th members. Pick your favorite character and see what resolution you get! Feel free to choose more than one, we know it’s hard to find a single favorite from this group.

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  1. Whose resolution will you go with this year?

Pick your favorite M*A*S*H character and we’ll give you a New Year’s resolution

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PulsarStargrave 8 days ago
Col. HENRY BLAKE! The show started its decline after they made the decision to kill off his character instead of leaving the door open a crack if Stevenson wanted to return! The gags became increasingly labored quips with each passing season from then onward!
tintin 10 days ago
Everybody loves Betty White whom we have lost recently. Why have we not heard anything about the Golden girls?
RichLorn 11 days ago
I wanted to pick Sydney Friedman, so I could hypnotize people and make them crow like a rooster.
MrChrisM 11 days ago
I have the utmost respect for Alan Alda
LincolnTek 11 days ago
Who else clicks every picture to read what it says ?
garibaldi 12 days ago
I would have to see two semi regulars included; col. Flagg and Sydney Freeman
L 12 days ago
Besides, whom I like depends on my mood. Sometimes it's Hawkeye, sometimes it's Radar but it's almost always Klinger.
L 12 days ago
I don't believe in making resolutions.
Coldnorth 13 days ago
Before Covid 19 I lived like trapper John. I now have a more somber look at life.
AllisonWunderland 13 days ago
I’m just gonna read the comments on this one 😆
Wenatchee7 14 days ago
Looks like I'm going golfing and fishing this year. Thanks,Henry Blake.
gmorris 14 days ago
I picked Hawkeye. Definitely how I am
tootsieg 14 days ago
I picked Trapper John. Perfect buddy for Hawkeye.
Filmnoirfan 14 days ago
Not a big fan of the show but picked B.J. Honeycutt and MeTV piled on a series of unattainable goals known as resolutions
Steelernut3 14 days ago
I've never been attracted to Asian women... NOTHING RACEIST AT ALL! Just not attracted to them..... UNTIL I SAW HER!!!! I've always loved big women and I swear I would have proposed to her the second I saw her! She was the most BEAUTIFUL woman on that show! If I was a doctor she couldn't have been my nurse I couldn't pay attention to my patient my eyes would have been glued to her! R.I.P Nurse Beautiful!
Steelernut3 Steelernut3 14 days ago
BTW.... Hawkeye was an IDIOT letting her get away!
RichLorn Steelernut3 12 days ago
I thought she was Hawaiian?
tintin RichLorn 10 days ago
If you’re talking about nurse Kelly then I believe she was Hawaiian or Polynesian.
FatOlBroad tintin 3 days ago
Half Hawaiian and half Chinese, I think. 😻
cabugi 15 days ago
Sums me up quite well …

You picked Lieutenant Kellye!

You resolve to use your many skills both in the service of others and to help yourself. You may not be the loudest voice in the room, but there’s no overlooking everything you’re about to do this year.
CoreyC 15 days ago
Klinger was the funniest character. I picked him.
Runeshaper 15 days ago
I didn't really watch the show, but I picked Colonel Potter because I liked him on Dragnet! LOL

This year will be strictly by the book. You’ll wake up early every morning and accomplish every task on time. You may also find yourself visiting a horse farm or two.
harlow1313 15 days ago
I wanted to choose bomber pilot, Captain Chandler (episode: Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler). Blessed are the Peaceniks. Blessed are those sickened by absurdity.
bbMeTv 15 days ago
You picked the Goddess Margaret Houlihan! ...
You resolve to get things done this year. No matter what it takes, nothing can stand in the way of you and your goals.
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