MeTV Schedule For Paducah, KY - Cape Girardeau, MO, KY

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5:00am
Southwest Division (s6, ep13)
While responding to a baseless complaint against an elderly artist, Malloy decides to buy a random painting out of pity and makes Reed envious. Meanwhile, they question a man attempting to break into a gumball machine while his son looks on, get a big surprise after tracking down a suspected peeping tom, deal with a man who comes up with a creative way to avoid having his furniture repossessed and engage in a game of cat-and-mouse inside the Los Angeles Coliseum with a former football player turned suspected robber.
5:30am
The Sweet Smell (s6, ep14)
A clumsy elderly woman spills a large bottle of perfume in Malloy and Reed's patrol car, resulting in a most unpleasant work day. Meanwhile, a reported burglar in a church office results in a comical case of mistaken identity, a well-meaning man is accused of kidnapping his granddaughter and a young boy asks for help locating his stolen bicycle.
6:00am
Snowbirds
"Bill and Toony escape the winter and head to sunny Florida for some warm adventures."
7:00am
Beaver's Cat Problem (s5, ep5)
A strange cat appears at the Cleaver's door and Beaver takes it in and feeds it. However, when the owner is found, and the cat is returned, Beaver finds himself with a dilemma: The cat keeps coming back!
7:30am
Wally's Weekend Job (s5, ep6)
Wally gets a job at the ice cream parlor leaving a gaggle of girls swooning and Eddie and Lumpy feeling neglected. So to get back at him, Eddie and Lumpy concoct a plan of revenge that involves Mary Ellen Roger's slumber party.
8:00am
The Case Of The Provocative Protégé (s4, ep8)
Washed up pianist David Carpenter is knocked out and pushed over a cliff for insurance money. Carpenter's beautiful protege, Donna Ross, immediately comes under suspicion by the police.
9:00am
The Pro (s4, ep)
Matlock defends an arrogant young tennis professional against a charge of murdering his rival on and off the court.
10:00am
An Occupational Hazard (s6, ep7)
A secretary takes drastic measures to protect herself from sexual harassment.
11:00am
The Outsider (s7, ep21)
Ben surprises his family by bringing home a woman - his new bride
12:00pm
The Predators (s17, ep20)
A former gunfighter returns to Dodge, which worries Matt because Howard Cane survived the rage war. Can Matt stop him before more trouble comes to Dodge?
2:00pm
The Apprentice Sheriff (s1, ep11)
Dan Willard is filling in as temporary marshal while Micah is away. Some Texas cowhands are in North Fork looking for some fun and relaxation, but Dan keeps coming down hard on them.
4:00pm
Body Language (s3, ep12)
A crop-duster makes a rough landing in a field; the pilot suffers a punctured lung, and a bystander is poisoned with pesticide. A patient reports to Rampart with an ear infection caused by mothballs. A couple overdoses on daffodil bulbs. A weekend cowboy refuses treatment after falling from his horse. Two victims of a traffic accident get friendly. The lead singer of a rock band goes into cardiac arrest.
5:00pm
For The Good Of The Outfit (s2, ep4)
Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is released it claims that the enemy bombed the village, and the army tries to gag the doctors.
5:30pm
Dr. Pierce And Mr. Hyde (s2, ep5)
Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for three straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Truman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish about the North Koreans wanting better plumbing, he tries to send the officers' latrine to the North Koreans with an offer of peace.
6:00pm
Kim (s2, ep6)
Hawkeye operates on a five-year-old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and has to rescue him after he wanders into the minefield.
6:30pm
L.i.p. (s2, ep7)
Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a nurse he was pursuing does not approve of the marriage between "a gook" and "one of us."
7:30pm
Prisoner Of Love (s4, ep18)
A lady prisoner woos Andy and Barney.
8:00pm
What Happened To Shorty? (s8, ep17)
When Shad Heller visits the Clampetts, Jed asks what happened to Shorty Kellems, but Shad doesn't know. Meanwhile, the Clampetts are having food stolen from the root cellar. They decide to investigate during the night and catch Shorty in the kitchen having a snack.
8:30pm
Flight To Nowhere (s3, ep21)
The farmers of Hooterville sign up for a government-sponsored agriculture exchange program to Europe. When they realize the $300 cost for tickets is per person, not per plane-load, they decide to supply their own airplane with Oliver as their pilot.
9:00pm
The Well (s5, ep2)
Hogan steals a Luftwaffe codebook, but must organize a special mission when Newkirk drops it down a well.
9:30pm
The Klink Commandos (s5, ep3)
Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.
On Now: 10:00pm
Guests David Hartman And Paula Kelly
In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a washed-up, silent film actress who goes to dinner for the first time in years. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol questions a doctor's methods to treat her sick husband. Finally, in This Is Your Lifetime, a parody of "This Is Your Life", Carol is embarrassed when she's caught on camera at the gym after gaining weight.
10:30pm
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The Case Of The Crooked Candle (s1, ep11)
While Martha Bradford is waiting for her appointment at a beauty parlor, she meets Rita Bradford, who apparently also is married to her husband and lives at the same address. Soon, Mr. Bradford turns up dead.
12:05am
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The Baby Sitter (s1, ep32)
Lottie Slocum is excited to be the center of attention after the woman she babysits for is murdered.
12:35am
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The Belfry (s1, ep33)
A jealous man kills the fiancé of his unrequited love.
1:05am
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The Inside Man (s6, ep3)
Traveling to New Orleans, Mannix goes undercover in the Big Easy to protect an informer and avenge the death of a pal.
2:05am
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No Pockets In A Shroud (s1, ep10)
When an heir of a millionaire who prefers to live like a hermit is discovered to be missing, Cannon in hired to investigate and uncovers a mysterious case of murder and embezzlement. But the case is hampered by the hermit's attorney.
3:05am
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Hitch-hike To Terror (s7, ep4)
A young woman claiming to be Barnaby's daughter asks him to clear her of false drug charges.
4:00am
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The Camping Trip (s7, ep10)
Bobbie Jo invites her new boyfriend, Orrin, along on a family camping trip, much to the chagrin of Uncle Joe.
4:30am
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The Golden Spike Ceremony (s7, ep13)
Uncle Joe discovers that the 75th anniversary of the railroad between Hooterville and Pixley is approaching, and seeks to take control of the ceremony.