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It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles and Malloy and Reed are on the job!
5:00am
Log 46 -- Pilgrimage (s3, ep11)
It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles, and Malloy and Reed track down a suspect who beat and mugged a rescue mission Santa, who later gets arrested himself. They also respond to an alcohol-related traffic accident that resulted in a fatality, help a penniless widow who has been detained for shoplifting and take part in the search for a young Native American child who wandered off into a mountainous area while her parents were asleep.
5:30am
Citizen With A Gun (s7, ep17)
Officer Wells appears to have met his match with a new partner who always insists on doing things his own way. Today's shift features a hot-headed husband who's decided he needs a gun to protect his home, and a neglected girl who causes a scare while playing.
6:00am
Christmas Eve Chaos
"Toony goes overboard to ensure he's on Santa's nice list."
7:00am
Beaver And Violet (s3, ep32)
Beaver finds himself in a most uncomfortable situation when Fred Rutherford practically plays matchmaker and pairs Beaver up with his daughter, Violet. Fred organizes a picnic and invites the Cleavers, which is where the situation culminates into Beaver getting kissed by Violet.
7:30am
The Spot Removers (s3, ep33)
For an upcoming dance, Wally is ready to wear a grey suit but when Beaver brings his new friend, Richard, over to the house, he accidentally spills oil on it, leaving a big stain. This leads Richard and Beaver to try to bleach the stain out with disastrous results. Beaver finds himself with another problem, when later Eddie discovers what Beaver is hiding from Wally.
8:00am
The Case Of The Loquacious Liar (s4, ep10)
Lester Martin's life takes a horrible turn for the worse when a man breaks into his apartment, forces him at gun-point to drink half a bottle of Scotch and then drives him into the country.
9:00am
The Gift (aka The Christmas Show) (s2, ep)
Matlock defends a Santa accused of murder at a party populated by Saint Nicks, and plays Father Christmas to the defendant's daughter.
10:00am
My Name Is Hank (s3, ep9)
A young refugee claims to be the son of a Sparta cop who died in the war. But quickly becomes a suspect in a murder/robbery after he accepts a ride with the criminals who actually committed the crime. Gillespie looks into his story, while Virgil and the boys track down the shooter. Meanwhile, the young man’s presence triggers a surprisingly bitter reaction from Parker, who views him as a painful reminder of the war.
As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt.
11:00am
The Children's Carol - Part I (s6, ep12)
As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt
12:00pm
Innocence (s10, ep12)
The hatred between two men is intensified by their affections for the same girl.
1:00pm
Day Of Reckoning (s2, ep7)
After being injured in a fight, Ben is nursed back to health by Indians Matsou and his wife, Hatoya. In return, Ben gives them land to settle and farm. However, Matsou's brother and a neighbor are set on making sure that he and his wife don't succeed in their new life.
2:00pm
The Guest (s5, ep23)
New arrival Mario Arsatti becomes very friendly with Lucas, but this turns out to be merely pleasure before business: he's been hired to kill Lucas.
2:30pm
Old Man Running (aka The Wanted Man) (s5, ep24)
Lucas, who blames his wife's death on his father-in-law, refuses to help the old man elude gunmen.
3:00pm
The John Gillman Story (s8, ep3)
"John Gillman being chased and shot in the leg by a posse escapes via a river. He is found downriver nearly passes out by a young orphan girl Abigail. She takes a liking to him but he tries to rebuff her. Wowever, events cause a change."
4:00pm
Messin' Around (s3, ep16)
Chet starts a series of practical jokes against John, who eventually retaliates. A child is trapped in a burning tree house. A retiree pretends to be ill so he can amuse the children in the emergency department. A woman feeds her sick husband dieffenbachia sap to keep him quiet. At a trash fire, a gas station worker shows signs of a perforated ulcer.
5:00pm
Taking The Fifth (s9, ep9)
Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.
5:30pm
Operation Friendship (s9, ep10)
Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.
6:00pm
No Sweat (s9, ep11)
Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns and Klinger takes the P.A. apart—just some of the events that occur during another unendurably hot night at the 4077th.
6:30pm
Depressing News (s9, ep12)
Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.
7:00pm
Barney's Sidecar (s4, ep16)
Barney comes back from a police auction with a motorcycle and sidecar. After he upsets the whole town with the conveyance, Andy has to find a way to convince Barney to give up the bike.
Earnest T. Bass gets a makeover on this take of My Fair Lady!
7:30pm
My Fair Ernest T. Bass (s4, ep17)
Andy tries to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear when he takes it upon himself to turn Ernest T. into a presentable gentleman. The big test comes at Mrs. Wiley's weekly reception, at which Andy passes him off as his cousin.
8:00pm
Thought That Counts, The (s7, ep11)
Ray frantically tries to figure out what to get Debra for Christmas.
8:30pm
Jazz Records (s8, ep10)
Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records.
9:00pm
Klink For The Defense (s6, ep19)
Klink is appointed defense counsel for a German officer on trial for treason who has secret plans intended for London. Hogan helps Klink prove the officer's innocence in order to secure the plans.
9:30pm
The Kamikazes Are Coming (s6, ep20)
The guys find a new rocket that has landed near camp. They are at a loss on how to get it back to England for study when Marya and her rocket-designing husband enter camp.
M*A*S*H star Alan Alda takes the Stage with Carol Burnett in this Christmas episode.
10:00pm
Carol Burnett and Friends
Guest Alan Alda
In Nobody Does It Like Me, a department store Santa and a toy department wrapper sing after the store has closed. Then, in The Family, Eunice's brother visits, but every time he tries to speak, they cut him off with their problems.
10:30pm
The Case Of The Crooked Candle (s1, ep11)
While Martha Bradford is waiting for her appointment at a beauty parlor, she meets Rita Bradford, who apparently also is married to her husband and lives at the same address. Soon, Mr. Bradford turns up dead.
A school teacher takes a walk down memory lane on Christmas Eve.
11:35pm
The Changing Of The Guard (s3, ep37)
An elderly private school teacher wonders if his life has meant anything as he contemplates suicide on Christmas Eve.
12:05am
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
The Festive Season (s3, ep31)
A man believes that his sister murdered his wife.
12:35am
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Together (s3, ep15)
A man is trapped in an office with the body of the woman he just murdered.
1:05am
Run, Sheep, Run (s1, ep15)
Mannix is hired to determine which cops are tied in with a vice ring.
2:05am
The Endangered Species (s2, ep12)
Bill Coates, Cannon's old friend, a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. Unbeknown to Coates his lawyer is the man behind the homicide.
3:05am
Murder Once Removed (s3, ep15)
A woman murders her father-in-law when he refuses to give her any money.
It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.
4:00am
The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)
A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.
4:30am
Burglary - Dr-31 (s3, ep21)
A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes.